"My heart breaks for children who don't feel safe, but I would rather their parents murder them for being trans than for them to feel like they have *anywhere* they can exist unmolested" Fixed that for you

Dynasty peeps, which side would you rather have? Side A: Derrick Henry Side B: J.K. Dobbins, 2027 2nd It's a 12-team, Superflex, TE Premium league

This sentiment is exactly how I feel about Nu-Metal, "Octane-core" or "Baddie-core" in the metal world. These bands get a lot of shit from purists and gatekeepers, but they serve an important purpose as gateway bands to get people interested in the genre and wanting to dig deeper

“They approved the single largest publicly funded, privately owned sports stadium in human history, which the NFL wants to reward so other cities do it next” is the actual answer.

Men’s insecurity is either stupid or jarring. Sometimes both.

Yeah, this is complete bullshit. Cuba is not planning an attack. Cuba (likely) isn't even discussing it. This is blatant propaganda to try and justify US military action against Cuba

Remember when the New York Times had journalistic integrity? Pepperidge Farm remembers

Volkov certainly won that fight IMO, but 30-27 is kinda crazy. At the very least I thought Waldo got that last round #UFC328

Kind of crazy to know that even with how long the #MLB has been in existence, only 7 guys all-time have played 1,000+ consecutive games

Notice how this framing conflates support for universally popular health goals with support for a specific political movement. Those are not the same thing.

See, this assumes that, if given the levers of power, Dems will move to remove SCOTUS judges, and I'm sorry but I just don't think that's reality

$250K in legal debt for this should also be criminal

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I can't give you a top 10, cause 6 through about 50 change on a near-daily basis. But I can give you a top 5 (in no particular order): One - Metallica Rooster - Alice in Chains Pisces - Jinjer Shogun - Trivium Gethsemane - Sleep Token

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Sports journalists should be talking more about the gambling epidemic in this country but a lot of them can’t because there are like three companies that still employ sports journalists and all of them have some kind of business deal with a sportsbook.

Yeah, no. I get they made the game and all that, but they're absolutely wrong. If you want to say you can't play a +2 on top of a +4 and vice versa, I'll accept that. But you can absolutely stack 2s and 4s

Woah....ArtButMakeItSports using my all-time favorite piece of art. Big day for me specifically

If we're being honest, the vast majority of fans simply are not equipped to speak intelligently on the #NFLDraft. Honestly, most of the Twitter "scouts" aren't, either. There's simply *so much* that goes into the process that we'll never have access to

We're now two days into the #Dolphins 2026 #NFLDraft and I got to say, I'm concerned at best with how it's shaping up. I think there's a clear vision from JES and the staff here, I'm just not sure that those guys in those spots were the best execution of that vision. #FinsUp

I'm pretty sure there's not a better nickname for an incoming rookie than Big Citrus #NFLDraft #Skol

Also known as: Going to college

I do not want Pat McAfee I do not want him on T.V. I do not want him on my shows I do not want his punting toes. I do not want his awful takes Or all his subject-verb mistakes. I've had enough of gamble-ing It's seeped its way to every-thing I do not want Pat McAfee Please keep him off of my T.V.

Initial thoughts on the #Dolphins first round: Thought they reached for both picks, and I don't love the trade up in the back-end of the first round to reach for a player. That said, Proctor and Johnson are talented, highly athletic guys at positions of need #NFLDraft

Ty Simpson going in the top half of the first round was not on my bingo card #NFLDraft

*Cries in college dropout*

What was his BAC while making the announcement?

A candidate did run on that messaging: "Drain the Swamp", and now look at where we are...

It feels a bit disingenuous at best for folks to come on here and *aggressively* rail against people still being on That Other Site, and then in the same skeet promote their Substack, and yet I see it all the time

I don't think anyone in the history of ever has used the phrase "justice involved population"

The Padres play in one of the smallest media markets in MLB! They stunk! No one was going to games! Then their beloved late owner Peter Seidler decided to start spending money and pissed off all the other small market owners by blowing up their whole fake broke scheme and now here we are!

"I wanna slit your throat and fuck the wound Wanna push my face in and feel the swoon Wanna dig inside, find a little bit of me 'Cause the line gets crossed when you don't come clean"

Guy whose entire title team was recuited via the portal with a shit-ton of $ didn't get to celebrate enough because of the portal, you guys!

Everyone dunking on Bluesky for being out today, but has everyone already forgotten just how often That Other Place used to give the Floating Whale screen?

This framing is horrible and IGN should be ashamed to have put it out

Oh hey, would ya lookit that #SFB16

"But I'm incompetent and the President was at his weekly #UFC pep rally"

Again: for any big liberal donor who wants to funnel millions into fixing this country's politics, the ROI on buying any struggling paper and simply tasking it with doing real reporting on local news is vastly higher than the same $$ given to some group that does mass ad buys every election year.

At what point do we say "Hey, maybe *don't* cook up fake illnesses to test whether LLMs are going to push it. They will, and your little scheme is going to hurt people"?

Every single day I become more and more convinced that they could be televising shoving ICE detainees/gays/trans people into literal gas chambers and MAGA would cheer it on

"Infinite Baths" by Sleep Token from 5:18 to the end of the song

Holy crow! Insane that Ulberg was able to score that KO on one leg. Brutal injury for him, and he still takes the dub #UFC327

Can't say I expected Costa to end the fight with head kicks, but as a long-time fan, I love to see him back in the win column #UFC327

Yeah, I don't buy it on any Cybertruck, period. I'm willing to extend some grace to people with the Model S and Model X, but by the time the Cybertruck came on the scene, y'all should have known

I'm pretty sure that both Blaydes and Hokit both individually landed more significant strikes in each round than Reyes and Walker landed collectively in their entire fight #UFC327

Man, that was one of the best first rounds I've seen -- especially after how terrible the previous fight was. Both Hokit and Blaydes just throwing BOMBS #UFC327

I've been a big fan of Reyes for a long time, but man that was one of the worst fights I've ever seen #UFC327

Why are we talking about Shepherd's Pie like it's some obscure dish? #UFC327

Might fuck around and revive www.aspoonfulofsports.com one of these days

The United States no longer has a White House, a legitimate Supreme Court or a functioning Congress nor US govt, all are filled with thieving despicable immoral corrupt trashy war criminals who are holding the country hostage. To say otherwise is to once again normalize the MAGA fascism takeover.