That's the point. Conservatives want dead (trans) children

What gets me about the ppl going "fall in line and make Newsom the candidate in 2028" is that at least in the past, when primary voters were asked to fall in line, it was for electability reasons. But Newsom is so hated by progressives that he's a HUGE liability, and yet it's "fall in line" anyway.

My only take on this is that boneless wings would be infinitely better if they were, in fact, just wings with the bones removed

Personally, I want to say it's "Say It Ain't So". But realistically, it's probably either "Buddy Holly" or "Beverly Hills"

The answer depends on your generation: Gen X - Eat It (or maybe Like a Surgeon) Millennial - Amish Paradise Gen Z - White and Nerdy

A.) Tyreek Hill was incredible his first two seasons with the #Dolphins B.) Tyreek Hill is 32 and coming off a devastating leg injury. He's not likely to be the same guy he was C.) Tyreek Hill will likely be very productive with his next team D.) It was time for Miami to move on

There are *SO MANY* good answers for this question and I could talk about it for days, but the one that always pops into my head first is: "We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion" - Tool, Parabola

This *is* how we treat our most vulnerable -- it's literally happening as we speak. Don't want it to be, Congressman? Fucking do something about it!

"Splurging on juices and chicken" Jesus Christ, what are we doing here?

NGS didn’t have a single go for it recommendation on any of the Seahawks’ field goals. Models aren’t always saying go for it!

*Extremely Dr. Doofenshmirtz voice* If I had a nickel for every time an ICE employee was arrested in a Bloomington, MN underage sex trafficking sting, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice

You don't reason with fascists, you fucking walnut

From a #Patriots perspective, on the one hand they didn't win the Super Bowl. But, on the other hand, Mike Vrabel gets to keep his junk for another year, so who's the real winner here?

And if it wasn't already, that touchdown will seal it for the #Seahawks, your #SuperBowlLX Champions

And suddenly: Offensive explosion (relatively speaking) #SuperBowlLX

And the year of the #Hoosiers just keeps going, as former Indiana tight end AJ Barner scores the first TD of #SuperBowlLX (Yes, I know he went to Michigan his final season. Still counts)

I was in choir as a kid singing songs in Latin. I grew up listening to grunge. I listen to extreme metal from all over the world. I could not care less that I have no idea what's being said. It's all about the vibe, man, and the vibe here is hitting #SuperBowl #BadBunny

Okay, the Hall of Fame being a juicer made me laugh out loud #SuperBowlLX #UberEats

My favorite teams has to be here. My favorite beat writer has to be here. Get over yourself! It's the official app of sports!

No Kings includes Draft Kings

Did not have a #UFC fighter coming out to Fur Elise on my bingo card

hard to think of a better example of "you may not believe in class war, but billionaires know they're in one" than this

Seeing a lot of analysis of why this data-driven approach is a bad strategy for running a newspaper, and sure, totally, it is, but the bigger issue with the Bezos quote is that it's a lie and not at all a description of what Bezos is doing

Patrick Stump being an ICE agent was not on my 2026 Bingo card

It'll be interesting to see how the committee handles Antonio Brown and Adrian Peterson. Fully expect Brown to not be a first ballot guy -- the committee is NOTORIOUS rough on WRs. Peterson, on the other hand, has an easy first ballot resume, but those off-field incidents....

Good. "But DHS isn't just ICE, it's also..." nope, wrong. DHS no longer serves any useful functions, the whole thing has been reassigned to repression. FEMA isn't even paying out to states. All DHS does is shooting, teargassing, facial recognition, and administrative warrants. Shut it down.

Was not prepared to come on here and see so many "injecting acid into their dongs to make it swell up" skeets today

They don't call it The Official App for Sports™️for nothin'

Oh yeah, ya gotta be careful der. That floor is raised, dontchaknow?

My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark (Light 'em Up) - FOB Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off - P!ATD A Gunshot to the Head of Trepidation - Trivium The Void From Which No Sound Escapes - Rivers of Nihil Suffocating Under Words of Sorrow (What Can I Do?) - BFMV

And they should all hang

"abide by the same rules as local police" You mean the same police who seemingly never have a working body cam and routinely kill black people and POC and face zero consequences? Seriously, what are we doing here, Chuck?

"Commonsense" and "reform for ICE" are completely incompatible, you fucking walnut

I wasn't going to comment on it initially, but man all the criticism I'm seeing of Kwesi for the paternity leave is really leaving a bad taste in my mouth.

Saw pretty much this exact sentiment from Allbright over on the other site, so I'm definitely inclined to believe the team reporters over the boss acting as an unreliable narrator at best

Now would be a great time to send a message and cancel your Disney+ subscriptions

This is why some boxes you get are Tagalongs and some are Peanut Butter Patties. Either way, they are the superior GSC and you can argue with a wall* *I have not tried the new Exploremores, yet, but I have a feeling they will challenge Tagalongs/PBP for the top spot

I swear no one wants to see a #UFC fighter get the shit kicked out of them more than Herb Dean

“qanon was right,” no they werent, stop it they said democrats only were running a child sacrifice/baby blood drinking/satanic pedophile ring from the basement of a pizza shop that doesnt have a basement a lot of people were actually right about this, qanon is not among them

Man, it's a shame that Tuivasa completely ran out of gas there. If he'd had *anything* left in the tank, he could have put Teixeira out #UFC325

You're doing yourself, and your audience if you have one, a disservice if you're only doing one or the other

Man, I don't agree with that decision at all. Thought Yizha did more than enough to get that decision #UFC325

“Kamala warned us” Fuck you Palestinians warned you Black people warned you The Left warned you Half the international community warned you The US slide into fascism has been long and slow. Many have been falsely imprisoned or killed by it over decades. It just finally came for you.

They claim protestors are "paid agitators" because: A.) They simply cannot fathom giving a shit about someone other than yourself, and B.) They have an inability to extrapolate and realize that what you allow to be done to one group will inevitably be turned around and justified to use on you

#Dolphins fans: Taking quarterback out of the mix, what would you say the teams' biggest needs are heading into the #NFLDraft?

It's not like Belichick is never getting into the Hall of Fame. He'll be there. The MLB's home run and hits leaders aren't in the Hall of Fame, at all. They also had accomplished careers. BB's team was punished three times for cheating. He's definitely a Hall of Famer. But this isn't THAT crazy.

I'm not saying I agree with leaving Bill Belichick off the ballot, but I do get the (potential) argument: Take away Tom Brady and remember things like Spygate and Deflategate. You're left with: a mediocre coach who lucked into the greatest QB of all-time, yet still felt the need to cheat at times

*Geraldo is the sixth person murdered by ICE in detention this year FTFY

Why would I be happy about fascists bringing another (potential) fascist into the world?