It's almost like the FIFA Peace prize means nothing to him.

i’m so excited for peace in the Middle East. we’re only one war away.

im starting to think the woke mind virus wasnt actually the biggest threat to civilization

The pro-life party wants you to know those schoolgirls had it coming.

I promise you that the government that murdered Alex Pretti and Renee Good does not give a flying fuck about the protests in Iran.

Trump Invites Caucasian Half Of Alysa Liu To Visit White House

i need a machete

"Assemble the Board of Peace - I'm starting a war".

fell for it again award

“Let’s slow down: The important thing about your decision to bomb the girls school is that you made it rationally. You weren’t flailing, manic, or rash. It’s not a catastrophe — it’s an opportunity. You were in a tough place and you made a tough call — not everyone can. Ready to talk next targets?”

It's unusual for the Secretary of Defense to spend this much time obsessing about children's genitalia, but I guess that's sort of the main theme of the second Trump administration.

“You can bring down the cost of your groceries if you start buying cheap foods you don’t like. Or eating whales and bears you find during the day!” RFK Jr can always be counted on to bring the stupidity.

This is amazing. www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com

We are being ruled by the dumbest people on Earth.

BRING BACK WHISKEY FRIDAY

And in the darkness bind them.

Looking forward to next year’s CNN New Year’s Eve show, set in Cincinnati and hosted by Kid Rock and Dean Cain.

Bravo, Timothy. 👏🏻👏🏻

This is Beau. He is a textbook example of a golden retriever. They really will try to be friends with anyone. 13/10 for both (IG: beaugoesoutside)

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"small government"

Consumption's back on the menu, boys!

It really is either you support trans rights or you support Hitler 2.0

every day i lament the fact that we are not hitting back at the fascists with all the strength they come after us with. and then more.

the party that wants to require ID to vote abruptly invalidating a thousand people’s IDs overnight seems like a pretty giant flashing red light

The second you leave this country for even a few days, you realize the place you call home is decaying at an almost exponential pace. The realization that you don't have to live like this is stark, and that nobody in power is taking tangible actions to fix it in your lifetime is even starker.

NEW: Guards have taken away crayons, colored pencils & paper during recent room searches at Dilley, according to detainees and others. After one inspection, the children just “cried and cried and cried,” a mother said. The facility denies the claims. By @mckenziefunk.com @micarosenberg.bsky.social

@governorwalz.mn.gov what are you doing? Folks in MN are days away from rent being due but 10s of thousands of people are being impacted by ICE and the Federal government. You need to push to pass a rent moratorium until ICE IS OUT of MN. Please move on this fast.

honest question, has a single man in the epstein files been asked very straightforwardly “in the last 40 years have you ever had sexual contact with a minor” by a reporter?

stop calling us nazis just because we are invalidating IDs and rounding people up based on their skin color and putting them in concentration camps and sending them off to foreign gulags and using all that nazi imagery and banning books and dont forget about all the pedophilia. so just stop alright

This is Bruegger. He learned a highly advanced new trick, demonstrating excellent use of both free will and spatulas. 13/10 (TT: maddmaddmad)

Dr Oz: "We're announcing a 6 month national moratorium blocking all new enrollments for durable medical equipment -- prosthesis, orthotics -- supplies across the board."

Fuck this and everyone who helped get things to this point. Trans rights are human rights—full stop.

In the criminal justice system, snowball-based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Snowball Unit. These are their stories. 🚓

One of the best parts of the SOTU. Classic.

They beat a blind refugee who speaks no English for failing to obey police commands he could not understand. Then instead of apologizing, they charged him with possession of a “weapon”—HIS WALKING STICK. Then they dumped him miles from home without notifying anyone, after which he was found dead.

This is Miller's favorite thing to do, he thinks it's an easy way to win an argument, but I think it's also very clear he derives a kind of pleasure from describing these things bsky.app/profile/grav...

I love you women

sometimes i just ash on my floor because i can lol

If we have to pay to rent movies again on a subscription service, we should just reopen Blockbuster.

Incredible ad in my digest email from The Onion

“What kind of administration releases naked photos of victims, and then protects the perpetrators?” #TrumpEpsteinFiles #EpsteinAdministration

It's clearly visible in a few Shutter Island scenes.

Straight out of the Russian elimination witness handbook The passenger in the car when Texas driver Martinez was fatally shot by a federal immigration agent gave a lengthy statement disputing the government’s version of events. That witness died Saturday in a fiery car crash in San Antonio

The State of the Union …🔻

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is there a negative amount of babies it can have? i can try for that number