We're doing thanksgiving sandwiches today. Meat, stuffing, cranberry sauce, and a side of green beans. Not bad, really.

The millennial experience 😔

thankful for all the people I’ve met on social media that make life a little less horrific

The whole bs of them making THC illegal again is I don't see them stopping the businesses at all. All I've seen is that they target brown people who are buying and putting them in jail.

added a few new designs to my INPRNT shop including this one, everything is on sale too

Thank god the weed place was open. It's thanksgiving and I was out of weed.

Crabs Butter Beach Wtf am I gonna be doing with crabs and butter on a beach?

I feel like it is culturally important to note that I recently played an old episode of the Simpsons on Disney+ for some kids and then a random newer episode and the kids, unprompted, were like “how come this isn’t as funny?” so it’s not just nostalgia we are correct

there's that now-famous internet line about how climate change means watching clips of climate disasters on people's phones until you're the one filming it, and it feels like there's some parallel about watching fascist deportation goon squad videos until it's filmed on the streets you recognize

If they’re estranged, did the Trump Administration do Leavitt’s brother a favor and get rid of her? An appalling suggestion, but these people are appalling.

I won't dismiss the possibility that Karoline didn't know this would happen, but the careful wording around the son makes me concerned ice did her and her brother a solid and got rid of the kid's mom.

That pecan pie better have candied pecans on it.

BATTLE AWAITS. TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS.

one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.

Pertussis cases in Texas are 10x higher than all of 2023, and 2x as high as last year — 4x for the same period. The official count is higher by a 1k than it has been in more than a decade. Last time it was over 2k was 2014 with 2,576. It’s past 3,500 for 2025. www.dshs.texas.gov/news-alerts/...

Why do all the inkblots look like sexy clowns

I say “I’m fine” a lot for someone who is grinding their teeth into chalk dust.

Oh is that gonna hurt me? Well mission accomplished. I hurt myself.

I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once

Houston police said that because Emmanuel told officers his name was “Manuel,” they didn’t connect him to the missing person’s case — despite the similarity in his description and location. His mom was allowed to visit three times. Once after emergency surgery.

Emmanuel, a 15-year-old with intellectual disabilities, wandered away from his mom’s fruit stand in October. She reported him missing to Houston police. But instead of reuniting them, the city turned him over to ICE. “They’re failing all of us,” his mom said. thebarbedwire.com/2025/11/24/d...

Me: All done with my boundaries! Therapist: okay those are walls

Forget roses, lay me down on a bed of cheese slices.

Chatgpt confidently telling someone that safe serving temp for turkey is 95°F and then urging them to commit suicide

I have never hated someone I once loved for it would be a life deprived.. lived in only exhales.. and do no justice to the memory of us..of when.. #brokenpoet

Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.

I love you, but like.. Bluesky love you, love you

My daughter has a variety of alarms that create extremely loud noises every morning and absolutely do not wake her up

Use only ONE piece of art to convince folks to follow you :3

Dang. I posted this last night and should have waited a day.

Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K

Breaking: Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died. She was 111 years old

Tech bros really can't understand why we're hostile to technology that a) is frequently confidently wrong and b) threatens to ruin our already terrible lives

Proud to let y'all know that this is officially my best post of the year. 🥲

I'm saving over 300/month on food shopping by just eating whatever comes floating down the creek

I loved old school Twitter. I "met" many of you there. I cannot wait until it is deleted in its entirety and the only vestiges of it are those dril screenshots.

Twitter now displays where accounts are from and it has confirmed that too many of the political accounts are out of country bots. Why are folks still there? To argue with bots? A waste of precious time while enriching the richest man on Earth. Delete your account.

Holy shit

X now lets you see where an account is located, and this one is fascinating.

I'm pretty excited for women's pro baseball.

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I'm finally fully upset that within 5 years the search engines have completely broken to where it's almost impossible to find tutorials on how to do stuff yourself. Wanna make something? Why not give all the fun to this shitty AI website so it can do it for you and spit out nothing that you wanted?

Pope Esp #pokemon #art #pokemonart #furry #cat #meme #espeon #eeveelution

Anyone else's cat just snuggle right up to them and start going to town on their ass? Like come on.

Let's help a friend out. She's been through a lot and needs some help. Please share.

All you need to know is that RFK Jr is better at medicine than he is love poems.