That’s stupid thing to say. I was clearly mad from the start of this thread. I didn’t suddenly get mad when your dumb ass showed up.

call bluesky my dick the way it can’t stay up for more than a few minutes at a time

again????

I'd take the napalm for 750 if I had the cash.

ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

i hate that we all talk like fucking incels now

Thin, nervous boys being turned into fat, confident girls 😩👌

POWER NOISE POWER NOISE POWER NOISE

Skill issue.

if you could list all the best things about movies, i think "watching george c scott react to something not depicted onscreen" would be in the top 50

got hogged up :)

i think a cool thing is that every time some right winger is revealed to have, let’s say, a non-normative sexuality, i get to hear what liberals really think about me but feel they can’t voice :)

to me the pitt is a love letter to new york city – a town it lovingly accepts, warts and all. in a sense, new york is almost the show's main character

😳

image i saw on tumblr that i really like

Wait. Quiet!

I'm not sure what that means, but I'm sorry to have upset you, I think, or I'm sorry to be a fuckin pussy, for whatever the reason is.

what it's like

And those big muscles? They're going to waste away. When the end comes, you won't even have the strength to cry for your mother.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jN8... when you sleep - shonen knife (my bloody valentine cover)

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family circus get iphone

???? If it helps gas prices he should absolutely do this

"FIVE FREE" https://bonequest.com/9879

🎵 scar tissue that i wish you saw resected scrotum when they took my balls 🎵

(i think you're just what i needed voice) i dribbled grease near my penis

why SHOULD it be "more true to the original"?? i dont think there's actually a compelling reason for that

I hate that this is a legitimate way for grifters to get attention. Like, they write a piece clearly designed to piss off the left, then post it on here - a website with a notoriously left-leaning audience. Then they clutch pearls about the savagery of the responses. It's an attention scam.

counterspell: computational theater you participate in is the actual innovation of videogames, anything that requires another person is something better replaced by an activity done outside on a field

i dont know what the funniest bluesky post was but i can tell you that it was in the louvre

the funniest tweet ever was from like 2008 when it was still almost entirely tech people talking about their lunches and I saw one guy say he'd just given a really bad pitch meeting and so he was going to go huff air duster for the rest of the day

The crime the girl commits is to fall in love.

uh oh yall its getting kinda hazy

An excerpt of an interview with art historian and critic David Sylvester which i think feels relevant to the environment artists find themselves in the digital/social media/algorithmic content age

"He's arguing with the robots! You can't defeat the robots!" is an all-time great call

m4m (masochist 4 masochist)

every time i try to check the date on my phone it just says this

They got Ambrosia... I know they have some...

people for get about jesus' ogre

something broke in there

happy 45th birthday to Michael Mann's Thief, contender for my all-time favorite movie

I considered this and now you shall consider it as have I

at the circus and one of the clowns just said “forgive me master” i gotta get the fuck outta here

There's a lot going on but a constitutional amendment to reinstate Missouri's abortion ban this fall is polling at 47-40 because Republicans cynically slapped on a gender-affirming care ban. me in @autonomynews.co