making art in the time of AI lately i've been getting more questions (and occasionally downright accusations) of using AI in art and music. rest assured i have not and will never touch that garbage. thank you

Sentence structure matters. If your AI is not “built into” Excel but rather “built in,” i have even greater concerns about your shitty tool than i would normally.

This has been my approach as a brat, tbh. Like what are you gonna do, invest your time in learning to accept another human being’s quirks when you could just quietly resign yourself to being my cuteness aggression outlet?

Just a few hours left to snag a ticket to Unleashed: STUFFED! It's Brooklyn Pet Play weekend, and I'm DJing the opening party. Come mosh with your fellow pups to funky and sultry beats... and then get STUFFED! forbiddentickets.com/events/unlea...

Finally got the preorder of @riftbound.riotgames.com decks for Jinx, Viktor, and Lee Sin. The cards feel a lot more substantial in the hand than your average MtG card; even the tokens have some heft to them. Now to sleeve them and try a few practice rounds with my spouse.

Elizabeth Spiers is having a normal one over at the Gray Lady.

Hey so remember barely a day ago when i said this shit? Well i finished the poster and it went live and it fucking slaps more than some genAI bullshit from a "Daddy DJ" in Chicago could ever do.

Lmao

AI sucks so much. The internet @archive.org is forced to clarify that they aren’t posting AI art but rather they’re linking to an article by @authorsalliance.bsky.social that is using genAI. Even so, angry chuds on Bsky are beating them because they lack the ability to differentiate the space.

Yeah, it’s hard to think of a more damning indictment of Spider-Man’s lack of appeal than the Micro Center #mtg aisle.

Guy seething with jealousy: Well, I think the normal sky is already pretty cool

tfw when I'm not allowed to see the aurora borealis

This shitpost is 1000x funnier than if someone made this with genAI. It feels far more absurd and outlandish.

Streaming now - live and 100% AI-free! twitch.tv/djshonar

All this talk of stupid fucking DJs using genAI for their gay parties makes me eager to show y’all the poster i’m working on for the party we’re going to this weekend.

Holy shit, this is bonkers. i skipped most of the learning process as one of the greatest gifts my parents gave me was teaching me how to form sounds and words at a young age, followed up with nighttime reading of comics all the way up into elementary school.

So happy to see that there’s 10 archetypes after last set’s abysmal showing of half that number.

psst.... hey kiddo.... ...wanna buy an 8-track? It's Sesame Street Day, and if you're cool and not a narc, we'll tell you where to go to celebrate with the dankest classic house tunes and dance music! Tune in tonight from 9-11pm at twitch.tv/djshonar!

The challenge with @tolariancommunitycollege.com telling me to Just Buy Singles™ is that means i then go into @manapool.com and buy every printed changeling, every “roll a dice” etc., just because “i want to complete my collection, just in case.”

This is wild because the post in question is a thumbnail of the story with the exact same information as the text, which — believe it or not — is the correct way to handle “card” elements that don’t add anything by including repeating the same text.

Biracial “born between two worlds” slam poetry, but before Italians and Irish were assimilated into whiteness —

You can do anything at zombocom

welcome

Somebody toucha my spaghet!

Okay now i want to build something that capitalizes on the infrequent opponents that run defender creatures via Noggle Bandit.

Good morning. @adobe.com just sent me my yearly “hey, we’re gonna double your subscription price next month unless you threaten to cancel your subscription” email and you better believe i once again did that dance.

i hope it happens to Schumer, too.

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

New pfp chosen to make me look dumb as rocks but also massively huggable.

today is europe's 9-11

The open rear lol

Wake up babe, new term for pnp bottoms just dropped

For a minute I thought this was targeting Gianmarco Soresi.

Okay, i definitely need to watch this show now.

The magus of the moons will continue us until morale improves.

i still can’t get over how these end up looking like proxies more than an actual proxy ever could.

10/10 take. No notes.

i know it’s part and parcel of getting older and also being on top of one’s health, but getting an email from my doctor about finding abnormal cells and needing to do an anoscopy and possibly a biopsy has really taken the wind out of my sails today.

God the stories keep getting better:

Honestly, i’m feeling pretty hopeful about #MTGxATLA after seeing Prof at @tolariancommunitycollege.com talk about how the release actually feels like a fun standard and limited set. Might even take @shifterpup.bsky.social and @coziestheaux.bsky.social to a prerelease event!

Rest now sister. We have the kente. I'll see you in Wakanda.

"Keys, wallet, pho- SHIT"

Personally i can’t wait to see him get eliminated on Dancing with the Stars.

Put the glass pipe down, babygirl.

So i am absolutely making a screenprint of this (but without the nypost itself)

i mean if anyone knows how to identify a scumbag...

Cuddling up to a big beefy daddybear would fix me right now.

Imagine if Zohran participated in hellthread.