When did Biden get hair extensions?

It’s so hard to have a reasonable conversation about AI, because people refuse to see the massive upsides of job elimination, higher electrical bills, hard drive shortages, poisoning black people in Memphis, and an economy where a handful of pedos with bad hair control your life

it’s important to keep caring about how things work and how they’re built

Super cool of @citibikenyc.bsky.social to just flat out remove the bike rack at 30th in Astoria over the last 24 hours without so much as a text that it’d be done, affecting Queens commuters.

i knew i’d get a block, but i absolutely had do it to him this morning:

Waiting on my Bambu Lab P1S to finish printing a new project like

you (stupid): spends thousands of dollars a month to pay for compute to run your AI agents so they can unsuccessfully do simple tasks and boilerplate code me (genius): buys a 24-pack of modelo for some 19-year-old nonbinary college student once a week. their code works every time

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

token anxiety jkap.io/token-anxiet...

*laughs in hasn’t been able to rationalize purchasing beef at the grocery store in two years*

lol, these subscription interrupts really know how to underscore a story.

“a JPEG of thought” www.theregister.com/2026/02/16/s...

It has been almost a week and i am still reeling about Ally Beardsley’s “The Spinch” moment in @dimension20.bsky.social. So much so that i ended up making a lock screen/poster… thing.

When my Bambu P1S finishes a job with structure support that snaps off with one motion:

If you’re here from X The Everything App, we’re glad you’re here. Post a selfie or something and stick around. But you don’t have to caption it “wow I forgot about this place lol”

Happy Valentine's Day

Hear me out: Muppet Brothers War. Every mtg character is replaced with a Muppet except Urza, who is the sole human in the set.

Gotta go, my ride’s here.

New Sickos variant drop!

“You can peacefully go fuck yourself” This kid is a goddamn legend.

it's not FOR us

IDK how to qualify it, but this release feels like more attention than Lorwyn Eclipsed got at all.

This is just my Scruff “near you” view in Astoria.

Sometimes your aunt doesn't listen, and sometimes your parents are a bird and a dirt bike 🏍️🦅 #Gladlands

Good morning! i cannot stop thinking about Ally Beardsley and @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social basically having a season to season brat-off with some of the funniest story beats and payoffs i’ve ever seen on @dimension20.bsky.social! #TheSpinchWillReturnInAvengersDoomsday

You never really stop being the Spinch, do ya?

super bowl advertising is effective! maybe not how you were hoping.

Man this Discord stuff really has me feeling down. i wish there was some sort of alternative we could already use over the Internet to Relay Chat.

It’s a shame i missed my chance to see @thejinkx.bsky.social in Oh, Mary! but i’m sure i’ll get a chance to see her on stage soon enough.

My god, New York is no longer in single digital temperatures and it feels like I should break out the shorts and tank top by comparison.

“Dead, at 79…”

Honestly, i was surprised to find so many pop culture moments involving umbrellas, tbh.

Tonight we’re getting wet dancing to hot new tracks for Umbrella Day, but if you absolutely need protection, grab a parasol and meet us in the Disco Dungeon, 9pm EDT at twitch.tv/djshonar! And… Tom Holland *is* dancing to Rihanna in this video so you know the drill and reskeet!

It’s fuck all cops, every day, no exceptions.

And the White Night Riots were just aimed at Dan White and his cronies, right? i can respect that public officials can’t directly denounce the police, but the redirection of blame to people outside of a corrupt and irredeemable system only serves to distance them further from their complicity.

Whenever i worry about the rise of GenAI slop, i remember that animation houses like Studio Trigger exist and then i feel a little less worried that we’ll lose that battle.

What a lovely surprise to discover my little indie web browser so tastefully featured on a YouTube channel about minimalism and aesthetics in tech. (Both very much my thing, and what I try to put into Quiche Browser.) #buildinpublic #browser #ios

Together, we raised over $600,000 for @translifeline.org this year. From the bottom of my heart, I'm so grateful. We have come together to say to our trans friends and family that they are loved and that they are not alone. Trans rights are human rights. When we gather together, we can make Magic.

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

This photo is funnier than it has any business being people.com/hairdresser-...

shoutout to the 2004 Bratz collectible card game for including all four genders

It’s important you all know that He interrupted our viewing of Um… Actually so He could skeet this out. ❤️

Make sure to let WotC know how great this set is and how much of a disappointment their QC process and their breakneck rush to showcase UB has been!

This happens entirely too much to me for my liking, so anytime i have blue in my color identity, you better believe i’m paying one blue extra and casting with Mistrise Village.

I mostly stuff communist propaganda in my videos because I believe in the promise & results of those theories in practice, & that only through such liberatory praxis will we build a better tomorrow. But I also do it because I *know* it annoys the shit out of a few hundred really unlikable people.

Tonight my brain trawled “himbo is ableist” from the black ichor of my extremely online memories and i just… we were really going through it in 2020, y’all.

i have never seen a harder “how do you do, fellow kids?”

... wondered why Citi Bike riders are still paying a flat fee while they can't access bikes due to the snowy conditions... hellgatenyc.com/eight-days-a...

Damn, @vicmmic.bsky.social and @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social did a great job at making me sob for the last two hours for Dimension 20’s Gladlands