Did I get the best tattoo for my 44th birthday? Absolutely. All the straight guys in the parlor ooh'd and aah'd over it as well. 😺

Pop Six Squish Uh Uh Cicero Lipschitz

Oh, it's the Met Gala tonight? Let's sharpen our guillotines, girls!

$5.15 at BK in 1996. Ended at $6.75 in 1999.

Have a little Mentie Bee. As a treat.

again very funny to think that a critical pro trump message in 2024 was that he wouldn’t start world war iii

Truly one of the greatest evils the modern world has known. She’s seen it all and chose her billionaire mates over every victim. She’s done nothing but protect them and for nothing. DELIGHTED.

You are a grown man. You should not care if somebody else spends $20 on a Pokèmon game.

Vitruvian Grub

What I'm wearing to the Bsky Valentine's Ball

20 years at BN, every review I got the feedback that I was unapproachable and looked mean and unfriendly. No matter how I tried, I couldn't get people to think different. Yesterda, 2 months into the new cafe job, I was pulled aside for a meeting about my unfriendliness/making people anxious. Sigh

I want to be as convinced of the ease of social change as the average keyboard warrior seems to be. Fuck.

"why are we having a discourse about this?" is the same as "why did we stop wearing masks?" because there's no we, there's only you, and the things you are personally doing to shape your life in the ways you want. with free will comes the burden of responsibility. when pizza's on a bagel, you can ha

Being gay on Bluesky is learning time and again that being hot does not always necessarily equate to being a nice person. ☹️

I need BlueSky to implement drafts. Some of these posts I'm seeing should have lingered in drafts long enough for you to go "you know what.. that might be a bit much.." and delete them.

EVERYONE ON THIS APP DROP A SELFIE NOW... AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!!

We're in the "raping young teenage girls isn't pedophilia" part of the cope from MAGA. These people are evil.

Repost with an iconic fictional band

Everyone is celebrating the „queer“ series Boots with five of the characters being portrayed by gay men and after two episodes the message of the series seems to be „it’s more important to be a marine than being (openly) gay“ and I am seriously sideeyeing and fag promoting this shameless propaganda

I've seen doppelgangers for every cast member of The Only Murders In The Building at the Orpheum performance of The Barber of Seville this evening.

Same Daphne. Same

Same Daphne. Same

We are the daughters of the witches you slammed in the back of your Dragula

Who's solving the louvre robbery? Right answers only

the benches in the new pokemon game have bars across them styled to look like armrests, so that homeless pokemon trainers can't sleep on them. and there is a cutscene where a NPC says he won't give pokédollars to them because they'll spend it all on revive potions

there's a big problem with the culture here on bluesky, and it's that not nearly enough people are posting about the 10 year anniversary of Carly Rae Jepsen's groundbreaking and timeless album EMOTION being this year and how awesome that is

Forgot I actually named my Switch 2 🤣

Should I buy Silksong on PS5 or Switch?

The case is done

I'm in Seattle till Tuesday morning, and I'm across the street from whether PAX is happening. I hadnt planned to, but should I go check it out tomorrow?

Almost done crocheting this Switch 2 sleeve

tits

Two finished objects

First in the room at the knitting retreat yesterday

Day late to tummy Tuesday. Enjoy mine from the bathroom of my flight to Seattle 😁

Tank top knitting

what if i’m still in the holodeck

Seattle is so cool. I love this city.

Credits on Blue Prince. What a fun game

Bosco and Irene out of drag look like a couple on the cover of a Fear Street book from the mid-1990s (complimentary)

game of the year

Incredibly fucked up, Nintendo.

for the people who think this is all a giant op: why would you ever assume that Trump and Musk are capable of that degree of organization

oh is this just a distraction? is that it? a distraction? for rubes? are you the smartest little birthday boy in the whole applebees? is that it? are you three steps ahead? with your mind chess? in your little birthday boy suit? do you have it all figured out? are you mommy’s special buddy?

nobody wants to seem gullible and it’s turned into this pathological inability to simply enjoy a good old fashioned passion play of dipshits

I'm wearing the Squishmallow Cozzzy Sandal Crocs. Don't talk to me