Someone pissed me off so bad at work yesterday that I called in sick today. Is it passive aggression or self-care? Who can tell!

I went to a local drag King show at a brewery with my mom, and she got flirted with by at least three of the kings.

They're angry at me for taking out my recycling.

(Marches into sushi restaurant) I SEE ALL OF YOU IN YOUR SUSHI BUBBLE WHO DIDN'T EVEN THINK TO TALK ABOUT ORDERING SCHNITZEL

The ball and chain is in Houston for the next 10 days, so I have reverted to my natural form: marching around the house making up nonsense lyrics to "Boris the Spider".

Just raw dogged swallowing a handful of pills this morning because I misjudged the amount of water in my glass.

"I was just thinking about something sleek to wrap around my tender throat."

Introduce yourself with ten bands you’ve seen live: The Monkees Echo & The Bunnymen Siouxsie & The Banshees Pet Shop Boys Belle and Sebastian Scissor Sisters Dan Deacon Mavis Staples Hunx And His Punx Janelle Monáe

Sometimes past me really amuses present me. I should write this.

I'm currently marching around the empty library scream-singing "Bitter Sweet Symphony".

Human kindness, overflowing.

With most of my friendships with younger queers, this is essentially the role I've taken on. It's partly a result of neurodivergent monomania, partly an attempt to create a connection with other gays that isn't necessarily sexual. And if I didn't do this, people might forget Lady in a Cage!

This afternoon I got an email from another library in southeast Michigan asking me to come interview in June. My self-esteem is thus slightly better than usual.

Had a job interview that went well enough, but it was barely over half an hour long. I feel like that's not great.

I'm a very serious artiste.

Fell asleep at 10:30 last night (which is early for me), and today better fucking justify me getting more than 8 hours sleep. Or else!

My boyfriend made this felted owl for me. 💖🦉💖

Oh god, is my post breaching containment?

Me, when considering reading a fiction book over 300 pages that sounds interesting: "I just don't know if I have the attention span to read this." Me, when considering reading a 700 page nonfiction book on a subject I'm interested in: "Give me three days."

I lifted too heavy on Sunday and now it feels like I've gotten vaccinations in both of my arms.

Oh, it's the Met Gala tonight? Let's sharpen our guillotines, girls!

I finally found George Michael's single mix of "I Want Your Sex", and I'm freshly obsessed. How was this afternoon hit? It's like he decided to construct a Prince song out of little synth fart noises. So good!

We had a first grade class visiting the library today, and one of the kids was a straight-up goth. Wearing all black, ombre hair going from black to purple, black high-heeled boots with chains on them. I was honestly a little intimidated.

Twin Peaks / The Return Scooby Doo, Where Are You? The Mary Tyler Moore Show Gilmore Girls The Prisoner Veronica Mars Home Movies Boulet Brothers Dragula Green Acres Ugly Betty Strangers With Candy Absolutely Fabulous Pushing Daisies The Muppet Show The Wire

Dusty Springfield Dorothy Malone Lesley Gore Rock Hudson Mary Tyler Moore

"Judy and the Dream of Horses" Belle and Sebastian "I Heard It Through the Grapevine" Marvin Gaye "A Simple Formality" Komeda "Station to Station" David Bowie "My Affair" Kirsty MacColl "What Am I Gonna Do With You?" Lesley Gore "Aguas de Março" Antonio Carlos Jobim and Elis Regina

I used to work for my dad, and part of my job as nepotistic underflunky was to drop stuff off at his accountants. It was the early 2000s, and the office itself was out of the 70s -- orange carpet, wood paneling, and a perpetual haze of cigarette smoke from an old secretary I never saw not smoking.

I’m trying my ✨absolute best✨ to not be angry all the time about the state of everything here in the US. 🤪

My 10 Favourite Films, off the top of my head. (One per director) -Written on the Wind -The Muppet Movie -Phantom of the Paradise -Johnny Guitar -The Young Girls of Rochefort -Velvet Goldmine -Funeral Parade of Roses -Letter from an Unknown Woman -The Wiz -Godzilla vs. Hedorah

What if I show The Apple at the library to celebrate Pride? (Boom is also under consideration.)

Share something strange.

Apropos of nothing, and becausr i'm trying to distract myself at the gym, here are my ten favorite Saint Etienne songs: Take it all in The more you know Filthy Method of modern love Nothing can stop us How we used to live The way we live now Split screen Broad river Camel coat

I took an edible before seeing a university production of "Our Town," and I swear I cried throughout the entire thing. It was very cathartic!

💋 💋

Showing Hamnet at the library, and I completely forgot about the part where Bill and Agnes fuck in the tool shed.

I'm not sure I had fewer body image issues before I deleted my alt, but the positive reinforcement certainly gave me a boost.

Made it to Chicago and now I need a nap.

With alt text, all credit to photographer and poster below.

Spent my afternoon doing cardio, getting my oil changed, and deactivating Facebook and Instagram. Now to nap!

Potential drag king name: Noodle Lucian.

I just saw that the groundhog who lives around our retention Pond is still alive. I was worried because all the foliage around the pond was cut down at the end of last fall, but it was just out there and I saw it duck into its hole! This is the best news I've had in weeks! An auspicious omen!

The only reason to still support Harry Potter stuff is that you WANT to fund anti-trans groups by buying stories about rich jocks whose greatest goal is to become cops in a society that condones slavery.

Ye boy got a haircut and made out with a stranger in a movie theater parking lot, and now he's clearly feeling himself.

I don't trust queer folks who aren't angry.

I got to work and heard what sounded like a very distressed Canadian goose honking from the roof. Concerned that I might have a dying bird on the roof, I walk around the building just to find two triumphant looking geese posing against the sky and mocking me.

beware the ides of march? no! embrace the ides of march! celebrate the ides of march! bake the ides of march a delicious cake.

...and Barbara Stanwyck as Secret Frankenstein!