September 23, 2025???

He’d probably be at least borderline now if he’d won that Super Bowl with the Rams and will get in if he wins a ring with Detroit and keeps putting up numbers, because there are narrative candidates and then there are *narrative candidates* bsky.app/profile/dirt...

There have been autistic people long before there ever was such a cursed phrase as the "Kennedy compound" and there will be autistic people long after that phrase has faded into a curious historical footnote.

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My man David Byrne released a new album this month

And like autism isn’t a death sentence? My daughter is autistic and she’s lovely and fun and creative and inspiring etc etc.

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double down, you stupid motherfuckers, every car dealership, personal injury firm and local franchise is about to get inundated from the angriest fucking libs you have ever met in your life demanding they stop advertising on sinclair stations

oh my god the lift bridge is under attack

i finally called tom homan a bitch in the newsletter

I don't subscribe to Disney+ because I don't care about Marvel or Star Wars and my Hulu subscription ends in February, so I'm just going to hold steady to make these guys sweat. This news pretty much establishes that subscribers and viewers have control now.

SCOOP — Part of the reason Disney/ABC may have rushed to sort things out with Kimmel is because tomorrow they have a planned price increase for Disney+ streaming, a Disney source tells me. With subscriptions hemorrhaging since last week, they couldn’t risk losing more users with this announcement.

Don't suppose anybody in the room took it upon themselves to ask anybody in this admin why they'd rather have dead kids than autistic ones?

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I believe the women who want to throw RFK Jr. into a volcano for saying this.

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As a diabetic, I’ve been taking shots for over 25 years, at a certain point you get used to it after a while

What actually happens is kind of 🥺: The kid has no idea they’re getting a shot so there’s a slight delay from when the needle goes in to when their face crumples into tears. You say, “Oooh…” and cuddle them briefly and they’re fine. Then you leave and they don’t get preventable illnesses. The end.

watching kimmel tomorrow

Hey Nick, guess what you don't have anymore? Bosa doze ACLs!

Feels worth clarifying for this clown: The lifting of a suspension is not "caving." Suspensions are temporary by literal definition. Just because dumbasses kept saying Kimmel had been fired or canceled doesn't mean that that was ever the case. What Sinclair and Nexstar do is their own shit.

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almost forgot to say happy 10 years undertale

I feel stupid announcing this, but I think it has more of an effect if I do: I cancelled Disney, Hulu, and ESPN+. And I plan to shoplift Andor season 2 when it comes to Blu-ray.

We should not care or reward Disney for this. We must make their bottom line hurt for even considering doing something like this. Don't let up. Other companies need to see that bowing to fascism is not something you can do without consequence.

Kennedy is a man who effectively killed his own brain because his kid has autism and man what a pathetic thing to ruin the world over.

Kimmel is back on Tuesday: DISNEY: "We have spent the last days having thoughtful conversations with Jimmy, and after those conversations, we reached the decision to return the show on Tuesday."

Disney adults canceling subscriptions, vacations, etc really are making the Harry Potter adults that threw a fit over a $60 video game look like huge bitches

Just a reminder before the “big announcement” today. Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943. Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s. Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.

And also to autistics, who are probably about to have some viciously eugenicist rhetoric aimed at us today

Godspeed to everyone working in the Tylenol PR department today

No One On ‘Pat McAfee Show’ Notices A.J. Hawk Dead For Last 3 Days https://theonion.com/no-one-on-pat-mcafee-show-notices-a-j-hawk-dead-for-last-3-days/

Elon Musk is 54 years old and reportedly a frequent drug abuser. It is incredibly unlikely that we will fix the radiation issues it takes for human space travel beyond the moon in the next 20-30 years. My money is definitely on space winning this particular fight.

Some news~ as the kids say~ I got the RTO ultimatum and I'm leaving Pitchfork. Read more on Instagram. There are two full-time women remaining at the publication! That FEELS BAD! www.instagram.com/p/DO6L-fIDYve/

“Holy shit, it’s the concept of the Rapture. Around 1833, an English man invented it. Since when do we listen to English men?”

Had to mirror this because I couldn’t make out anything

The Cowboys had only 1 QB hit against the Bears yesterday, the fewest the Bears have allowed in a game since Week 16 of 2023 (Arizona). (h/t TruMedia) It was only the fourth game since 2013 the Bears had 0 turnovers and allowed 0 sacks (h/t Stathead).

"In an era of tightening budgets and rising expectations..." Y'know how I've been yelling that AI is going to surge in libraries because it is viewed as a way to do more work, with less staff? Yeah. The vendors know exactly what they are doing. And what many library leaders will jump at.

they chose this over candidates that simply wanted them to pay more taxes so we could have healthcare for everyone

Harrison Butker, the back-to-the-kitchen, women! Chiefs kicker developing a version of the yips where he keeps missing chipshot kicks far to the right, is one of the funnier developments of this year. Six mandatory workplace DEI workshops will fix this.

What Russell Wilson cooks in 2025

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Autism is not a disease, you fucks.

So much of now is people furious their children-property are "broken" be it queer, trans, autistic, etc. and exacting revenge on the parties they believe responsible and to make it so children have no more rights and an autonomy than a Build-a-bear does.