Goodbye, get lost, and we'll see you soon.

tragic news . . . . . remember u always

What an evil piece of shit. I cannot wait to take over.

Very excited about the Wild win, that was a lot of fun seeing them up in Minnesota a couple weeks ago

FINAL: The Minnesota Wild win 5-2 and advance to the second round for the first time since 2015. The Dallas Stars fail to reach the Western Conference final for the first time since 2022.

Electric here at Grand Casino Arena as more than a decade of first-round frustration is released.

Eileen O'Neill Burke isn't just bad, she's evil. We're stuck with her until '28 and I'm looking forward to voting against her.

Let’s run the ball folks

If you have a few bucks to spare, please share them with my friend Alexa. She’s a good friend, and a blast to watch movies with!

I neeeeed more film publicists to understand that the number of critics who do this as a full-time job is tiny and shrinking daily. MANY of us have day jobs. So when you're scheduling your media screenings, maybe have just one that's not during the work day? Just a suggesh from your old pal JB!

Sharing this at the advice of a couple of friends even though it makes me wildly uncomfortable. Facing each new day is difficult with the level of debt I live in. I work two jobs and I’m always so tired. gofund.me/1a1689815

I’ve been laughing at this longer than I should have

Lmfao sucks to suck

God bless Bruce Springsteen

My god what a show. I’ve never seen Bruce before. It was everything you hear about Bruce Springsteen shows: nonstop, three hours, electric

Just makin' it clear for your asses. Erasing the voices of black and brown people is not "agree to disagree" territory.

Alex Jones has created a justice system wholly unto himself by threatening judges and anyone in his way with the very threats that bankrupted him — unrelenting harassment of innocent people and their families. It will work as long as the courts let it. Remove this stay. Give these parents justice.

Ben Collins, CEO of The Onion, just sent a note to employees saying that lawyers for the families of the victims of the Sandy Hook mass shooting are going to seek emergency relief from higher courts tomorrow. Calls today’s ruling “newly insane, unprecedented legal stalling.”

This is not an exaggeration. Alex Jones is allegedly bankrupt but has an infinite well of dark money to pay lawyers, sell pills, and harangue judges and the parents of dead kids. This stay must be lifted so we can take over, and I hope journalists look into where he's getting and stowing his money.

The Onion's readership wants us to fight this fight and mock the very capricious and unjust system we are currently experiencing all throughout America right now, one that lets tyrants abuse the courts while good people get hurt. Thank you to our 76,000+ subscribers, who are along for this ride.

This newly insane, unprecedented legal stalling does nothing but delay our deal with the receiver to take control of InfoWars. We now expect new traps in Alex Jones' amoral war to deny paying the Sandy Hook families, but we're freshly surprised by the U.S. legal system's appetite to put up with it.

I am so sorry for the delay. We're trying as hard as we can while Alex Jones invents new avenues to subvert justice with the appeasement of a series of ultimately scared people who should know better. I'm going to keep fighting for the Sandy Hook families, who haven't seen a penny from Alex Jones.

We are starting a grassroots movement to replace the Snell Meme with Kuzma. Together we can accomplish this

yes, sometimes the truth makes people feel bad. For 13 years, every day I walked through the beautiful lobby of the Chicago Tribune, where this quote was carved into the wall: "The truth does not change according to your ability to stomach it."

This fall there's going to be a huge, expensive, meticulously planned PR campaign for a very expensive show that will benefit a transphobic nightmare person. Every bit of spin you will read should be translated -- honestly -- as "I wanted this job so I took the job & don't care about anything else"

Each time someone powerful comes back (if they were ever away), think about 2 groups: 1 Companies & execs etc who decided to go into business w & enable that person 2 Those harmed by the person & what amends (if any) offered. Both groups should field a lot of questions. This is called "journalism"

You know what, you’re right. I will use Kyle Kuzma for all future references

Last night, the world lost one of the all time great contrarians in Kyle Ashauer. No one could take a ridiculous position on something frivolous and argue it into the ground like him. Whether it was the superiority of raw corn to cooked or chicken tenders to basically anything, he always had a take.

Hey gang - my mother-in-law passed suddenly this weekend in New Orleans. She had three wonderful cats we’re looking to re-home by the end of next week, so if you or someone you know are in the area and could take on sweet Maggie, Max or Lucy, please DM me. Thanks!

Mad Men 2007-2015

Man April sucks just one thing after another

Kyle was one of the funniest and, at times, most purposefully infuriating individuals on the internet. He’s also one of the better people I’ve had the pleasure to meet on the internet and real life. I can’t say anything better than Curt did, just, we’ll miss you, Kyle.

There was a group of us that would play Among Us during the pandemic and Kyle was one of those members. Goodbye pal, I hope you’re doing well wherever you may be

Ut oh. In the Broadview 6 (now 4) case, Broadview police deleted relevant bodycam video. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

So congrats to all the people who were mad about Mamdani condemning her statements because she is unquestionably a goddamn Nazi

Great game, but I kind of hated the Dreamcast port. Took forever to unlock stuff as over time you earn less and less points per play session

Scoop: Tony Dokoupil's "CBS Evening News" ratings keep sinking. Last week was his lowest-rated week on record. He has now posted three consecutive weeks under 4M viewers. "This is what a train wreck looks like," one TV exec told me. Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/tony-dokou...

Unfortunate news: Comedy is illegal again :(

I thought Walz's closing was moving, so I'll add that here as well for those interested. No more Norm talk, but some baseball talk.

I can't believe this. @normcharlatan.bsky.social you're a Minnesota Legend, my man.

I made a Dr Robby Mii and gave him a hospital setting room and he didn’t freak out

YUCK

Sony trying to shop a reboot for a failed PlayStation Network exclusive:

Did YouTube take down that music library of theirs?

Please stop asking AI for legal advice. I got yelled at today by a person who was convinced their GenAI was right and I was wrong on a legal issue bc "computers can't make mistakes." Worse, the GenAI assured the person (wrongly) it is covered by the same attorney client privilege that lawyers are.

Going to Michigan for a wedding this summer and there’s a burger place on the way up we would go to before coming back from my aunt’s lake house so that will be a fun pit stop to eat at

did any of the artists on the nyt 30 greatest living songwriters list make a masterpiece about how they dig through the ditches and burn through the witches, and slam in the back of their dragula?

Is there anyone at the top of the food chain in this country who isn't one of the tackiest motherfuckers to ever live