Starbucks will do everything except actually serve good, quality coffee...

Drop your crime/zombie fighting (c)atholics*... *Father Gabriel is Episcopalian; you know... part of the one holy catholic and apostolic church 😄

I got Eric Adams at my Commencement when he was Brooklyn Borough President lmaooooo

Def not listening to some dude whose name basically means "turd lube" lmao

Turned on NBC. They talked about “President tipping a DoorDash driver $100”. This woman participated in GOP ads before playing other roles. There is no DoorDash deliveries to the Oval Office. Please exercise proper judgement when consuming news.

External funding is rapidly reaching crazy levels of competition. Good luck, folks. www.gf.org/stories/anno...

People willing calling people by their chosen names of Clavicular or Sneako but complain about trans people pronouns. Get fucked

More like a "no action" figure

It is not too early in the season to object to the humidity levels in NYC.

McSorley's Old Ale House, NYC, open in 1854, still open.

What these admins will never tell you is that the *courses* in these majors are often full. Students don't *major* in these fields, but they really want to take the classes. They use number of majors as a metric on purpose so they can achieve their cuts.

Dog. Person. Same

Dual death doulas dueling to dull distress due to the depressing determination of our dusk and damnation

Exactly 💯

Big news, chat.

Devastating: Hampshire College is permanently closing following the Fall 2026 Semester. A beautiful institution & community that has done so much for so many. My child is a current Hampshire senior. Hampshire's approach to education is so unique, humane, & exciting—I've seen it first hand. Tragic

Rainbow over the library of congress!

Turkey burgers are a travesty. Get it away from me. 😂

Dodgers welcomed a 14-year-old fan with a nervous system disorder who said her favorite thing about the team was Teoscar Hernandez’s sunflower seed celebration. So he did the celebration with her 🥹

This story is WILD! How can Target get away with this?

Just confirming that Made by History will now be back up and running in the next few weeks with a new home and new partners at the Philadelphia Inquirer. Exciting! So, if you have pitches, now's the time to start sending them to [email protected] 🗃️ #MadebyHistory #HistoryMatters

Can't overstate how important Made By History has been as an outlet for historians informing us all. But also as a training ground for public writing. The editing work that the team does is superb. Learned so much writing for them, hope to keep going!

AOC: What law would you want to make?

Wait til JD Vance and co. realize the even the most staunchly conservative Pope in Benedict XVI had very real criticisms of capitalism. 2007 NY Post Headline before the economic crash of 2008, probably: POPE IS TOUGH ON MARKET'S BENEVOLENT INVISIBLE HAND!

Seems like a weird quantity

I guess they'll come forward if you ask nice enough 😂😂😂

I suspect the Pope sounds "woke" to many Christian conservatives because the US is steeped in prosperity theology, where the point of worship is to deliver health and wealth to believers. Thus, "feed the hungry" and "show mercy for the poor" sounds needlessly political and "woke."

He posed! He usually looks away when I try to take his picture.

The human urge to delete all social media.

Me: Good mor- ahhh fuck. You again. Monday:

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It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

EVERYTHING IS WAY MORE EXPENSIVE

Victor Orban’s biggest mistake? Not going on Joe Rogan.

A lot of Orbán's American fans are saying that this election proved he was never an authoritarian in the first place. This is completely wrong — and, in fact, betrays a complete misunderstanding of both Hungarian politics and modern authoritarianism. Here's why.

The Pope is WEAK on crime is so gd funny; I am HOWLING

I’m about to book a trip to NYC and I will do it with the same bus company if it will save Bluesky

watching NASA hit a very specific target in the big big ocean with a vehicle that just came back from outer space at 25,000mph definitely has me reflecting on the charter bus company that couldn't get me to a bus station

In the country of my ancestry and my heart, my books have been shrink wrapped and considered pornography because they contain gay characters. He controlled books and the media, shuttered universities, and was a foot on the country’s neck. There’s a long road ahead — de most, a pezsgő. 🍾 🇭🇺

If @mayor.nyc.gov shows up to #AEW Double or Nothing, I will buy a ticket to the show RIGHT NOW!

(sort of scrolling past this a little too fast) go mets

Mayor Mamdani has made history in several different ways, including heading the first NYC Mayoral administration that acknowledges how vital Bodega Cats are to the community! 💯 #NYC

“Sir, are you aware that you are a cat, and Mayor Zohran Mamdani is standing right behind you?”

I spent 16, SIXTEEN years fighting this crap. I can’t believe it 😭

was once New Amsterdam.

Ben's threads each week are a huge boon to anyone not wanting to miss out on all the public scholarship and new publications pouring forward.(Thank you, Ben)