So… what’s the difference between “fiancé” and “fiancée”? Is it like “center” and “centre”? Or like “employer” and “employee”

How does one develop a filter? Asking for a friend 😬🫣

Sending spicy 🥵 pics 📸 to anyone who 👍 likes 😍💕 (Totally real) ((It’s just a pepper, that’s why it’s spicy))

my personality is just three superegos in a trench coat

“Sleep tight”? You mean, like, rigor mortis?

Hey y’all! Yesterday made one month since I started on Estrogen. The side effects are kicking my ass but I’m happier than ever! ❤️ #transgender #HRT

It’s all in the telling.

words to live by🙂‍↕️‼️

Player 5: I seduce the cup

Avril Lavigne: Changing the artist world even in 2024

Me and my friends beat the shit out of eachother with some plastic training swords today. Feeling very bruised and very unathletic, how do people move without being in pain???

*me wearing a shirt saying “save a horse, ride a cowgirl”* Friend: see that’s funny cause you’re the cow. Me: well yeah, cow girl, like a cat girl but a cow girl.

airbenders > blue people

Working in customer service/retail has many challenges. But if I ask you what you want, confirm your answer and start doing it, AND THEN you tell me you want something else. Then you’re the worst person ever. No I will not be taking questions.

About time I used #promosky: Me😊: 20 - she/they - Trans, Aromantic, Lesbian - Mega nerd Shows: MHA - One Piece - Black Clover - ATLA - B99 - Shadowhunters - 7DS Games: Assassins Creed - Minecraft - Fortnite - Pokemon - Tomb Raider Other: Tattoos - 🌿🍃 - Swords - Writing - Travel Let’s be Moots!!

Silly me, been doing it wrong all these years! I thought you were meant to do liedown first, my bad.

I sometimes wish I could do this with my bones. Just take ‘em all out, give em a good clean, swing my spine around like a 90s movie gang member with a chain and then shove everything back in. Ya feel me?

*coworker (C) telling me (M) about her book* C: In the spicy scene I just read, there were three of them 🤯 M: so like a threesome? C: not really, one of them is too- *customer interrupts* *customer leaves* M: IM SORRY, THEY’RE 2?! C: …too nervous. They’re too nervous, dude. ___ Context clues😬

Sometimes this app is so ridiculous and it brings me such joy. :) little piggy (: Click on the post and see the quote skeet.

Did the “And the Streets Run Red” quest in #assassinscreed odyssey today 😭😭😭 Iykyk

LMAO

This is how I will be categorising all things from now on. Sadly: 😔 My Life

I have two kinds of dissociation: 1. “I wonder where bees go for vacations, I hope it’s nice.” 2. “I am an orb of continuous thought with no physical body and if any were to interact with me they would feel the full extent of my wr-“ “Hey, you zoned out *snaps*” “😮Huh?” #AuDHD #neurodivergent

If they don’t know what a/s/l is - they are too young for you.

Remember all you benders of genders, the people before us destroyed cities so we could have titties (or not have titties). Regardless of your identity, please take a moment to think about these people who risked everything for our future. Love y’all! #transgenderawareness #transdayofremembrance

Sex is ok but have you tried ⚡️naps⚡️

The feminine urge to buy this shirt with money I don’t have…

Well I did it. It only took me 6.5 hours but in one afternoon I managed to speed run my way back up to where I was when I lost my progress in #AssassinsCreed Thank the gods for hyperfocus and spite. (If you have no idea what I’m talking about read my earlier post.)

What gif pops up when you type in your name? Talk about wake up crush!! #lesbian

Today I fucked up. While playing assassins creed odyssey over the last few days, I haven’t turned off my console, like an idiot. Meaning, my Xbox slowed down and wasn’t saving my game. Game just crashed and upon reopening I learned I had lost 7 levels and hours of progression. #AssassinsCreed

Today I fucked up. While playing assassins creed odyssey over the last few days, I haven’t turned off my console, like an idiot. Meaning, my Xbox slowed down and wasn’t saving my game. Game just crashed and upon reopening I learned I had lost 7 levels and hours of progression. #gamerfail #tifu #AC

My mum and sister have been reading a bunch of @rickriordan.bsky.social books for the last few days, namely Percy Jackson and Heroes of Olympus (I’ve already read them), and I’ve been getting a lot of text like these ever since. I love watching them experience this for the first time!! #PJO #CHB

Been sick and sewing this weekend.

same girl, same

Can relate. #cats

Due to [gestures vaguely at my body], I'm evil now.

using daddy in bed: weird, incestuous, unnecessarily gendered using captain in bed: authoritative, gender neutral, implies the exciting possiblity of mutiny

No, I’m telling you mum! I think I’m getting scurvy! Please, can we get some citrus?!

Sifting through my recent follows, I can only conclude that trans women have a biological advantage at writing social media bios.

My punch card is almost full! 😁

I dunked a cookie in my tea this morning. Held it under until the bubbles stopped. Thought of you.

good for him! work-life balance is so important

Saw this on Reddit, great job BlueSky

MAGA dating profile: "If you can't handle me at my racist, you don't deserve me at my sexist."

Shows all wrapped up! Such a good time listening to these four nerd out. Was a shame that @andrewhunterm.bsky.social couldn’t make it to the show but we got a delightful special appearance from Josh Thompson. Also look at this ceiling. @schreiberland.bsky.social #thundernerds #nosuchthingasafish

ME: Do you ever get sad trying to remember the smell of the house you grew up in? DRIVE THRU SPEAKER: So that's one Diet Coke, no ice?

Yo, this priest guy just turned my (20MtF) very noteable leg bone into bread and wine through a religious ritual. He said it was Trans-substantia-shin.