imagine resisting the urge to post on Twitter for months and then almost falling off the wagon cause you can't get a low effort halo 2 bisexual discourse joke out of your head

I’m using this as an exercise to do something I have trouble with: getting mad. I don’t want to hear that it may not be enforceable! I don’t want assurance that I’m valid! I want you to yell with me about how this sucks! How it’s unfair! How it’s cruel to put us through this!!

finally collected enough Hare Apparents to pull this combo off in commander last night and I may never come down from this high

I dont remember the last time I felt pretty I havnt taken a picture of myself I liked in almost a year the best I get is "I look ok" which will last 2 hours tops before the feeling is shattered remembering times I felt pretty is like that was a different person every compliment feels like a lie

hilarious that right when every cis person got the memo to not use the word transsexual we started using it for ourselves again, iconic I'm gonna start gaslighting them that it was always ok just for kicks. can't let em get too comfortable

is simic landfall *good* in standard? no not really does it occasionally let you get unbelievably silly with the mossborn hydra? yes is losing 80% of games worth occasionally popping off with a 2048/2048 hydra? yes absolutely holy shit dude do you see how big that thing is it's fuckin HUGE

was considering buying this anomalocaris plush and the reviews do not disappoint

you know I'm something of a skilled penis woman myself

me when I fucking get you

I thought too hard about dandadan and now I'm crying

Characters most susceptible to the One Ring who would be destroyed and twisted beyond recognition the most quickly

he's my son and I would do anything for him

every day that I am forced to labor for the right to live my spirit is diminished

is Mac and cheese a soup?

what if instead of the "male loneliness epidemic" we called it what it is: alienation under capitalism

the best trans spaces are the ones that aren't explicitly for trans people the best trans spaces are the ones that slowly got taken over as word gets around

I feel like I've gotten significantly better at magic the gathering in the past few months, for example now when my opponents tear me to shreds instead of wondering what the fuck just happened I nod knowingly and say "ok that resolves"

no one understood my "no loads refused cum dump event" reference and now everyone at this baby shower thinks I'm a freak

frogs and amphibians are indicator species for the water quality in the environment. if a pond has lots of frogs you know that the water is free of toxicity trans women are the amphibians of online spaces, the more toxic they are the fewer trans women you will find

which way western man?

I believe in traditional marriage (breadwinner femme, stay at home butch)

I could never commit an infamous crime cause everyone on the internet would find the weird porn I wrote in 2015 and laugh at me

what if instead of mute there was a volume knob I don't want to never see this person's posts I just need like 50% fewer of them please

4 years on hormones today, that's pretty neato

it's finally faerie Friday

I am fighting every day to not become my mother but it feels like a losing battle at least I know I'll have broken the cycle by never having kids of my own

finished decorating the tree

astigmatism be damned my girl can drive

so like, this was made with AI right? they're just doing this now and hoping we don't notice or don't care?

they're gunning down CEOs in the street now? what's next, more CEOs? politicians? cops? hedge fun managers?

in my freshman international relations class we did a mock UN simulation game thing with fake countries in teams of 4 my job was to use Twitter to spread propoganda using an account and hashtag made for the game releasing me into this environment felt like being the first mongoose on Hawaii

Hare Apparent being $6 each is ruining my life

do people know about the bug voice? the similar voice that early voice training tgirls and early testosterone change tboys have? to me this is a universal trans concept but, so many people say they've never heard of it

therapists hate her!

my level of background dysphoria has gotten worse every month for a year now and I don't know what to do anymore, I feel like I've failed

Lord they're trying to tempt me to do Game of Thrones misogyny discourse but I won't do it, I will stick to the gay Jon Snow fanfics where I belong, amen 🙏

What is to be my first published game, DESTINY SPIRE, a retro style rpg inspired by classics like Dragon Quest 3 and Final Fantasy, can now be wishlisted on Steam and is due for release in the coming months store.steampowered.com/app/3369150/...

using this app instead of Twitter feels like quitting smoking by switching to vaping

phyrexian phriday??? objectively a terrible card but I like this bou cause he's 2cool4skool with that sickass harpoon gun also when I was 11 my brother played green and he hated it when I slammed this bad boy on the battlefield

I dont talk to my mom for 2 years, I let the walls down for 6 weeks and I'm being asked to fix my parents marriage eldest daughter gender affirmation I guess?

punch your dad, let the intrusive thoughts win

magic the faggening

help my beautiful friend Stella

being in a room with 20 trans women will fix you

babe wakeup it's WUBRG Wednesday

Pls retweet so i can quit twitter

looking over my wife's shoulder as she likes all my tweets

one last thing: Settings > Privacy & Security > Check Logged Out Visibility This will stop people you've blocked yourself from being able to view your posts via clearsky.