Just a heads up bluesky I'm insanely hot

How do i get my dopamine here. Whats the posting trick. I can do discourse i can do bits i can do tits Im a clown pls help

Need about 15 thousand homies to come thru because they killed twitter group chats

Flying out for ffs for my friends who exist here

Hey bluesky friends , itd be really cool if this could be shared around here too , ple share and donate we are getting so close gofund.me/9e29265e

My "son is cis het wdym Ma'am your daughter just tied 60 cherry stems with her tougne

Perla was fucking robbed. Like wtf was the challenge.

You know i sure wish drag didnt make me feel gross and dysphoric the first like 27 years of my life because im ngl i fucking love this shit.

I regret to inform the doll community im obsessed with Balatro

Gender dysphoria is the fact that i know i look exactly like wwf 2000 Stephanie Mcmahon

Adhd is fake because i refuse to believe everyone doesnt listen to the same song 80 times in a day to extract all the dopamine

30 years old is listening to pop goes punk and trying to ignore your intense desire to light your idiot coworkers on fire

Don't mind me just getting over 500 layers of interanlized homophobia and transphobia so i can enjoy kissing

Blue sky is literally my methodone for social media addiction. I can tweeet literally anything on twitter and get 100 likes. Cant scratch my itch

Anyone else remember filing their parents unemployment for them as kids

Call me paranoid but i think meat substitutes taste bad because the meat lobbies want to make becoming vegetarian as hard as possible

Another day forced into exile on blue sky. My crime real my punishment unjust I am literally jean valjean

Rural life is cool because untill i was like 15 i thought you could get aids from gay thoughts

Demanding their STI results , call it pussy customs

I agree with this, but also I think it gains traction because to these people it was never a slur. Its very affirming to their internal belief that they are correct about everything and the woke and senitive masses are hysterical. The fact that it causes harm is an added bonus

Only person who vomited at my new years party and the only one who doesnt now have covid. Owned

9 people have sent me this already. This is the worst day ever.

There should be a service were you pay someone to sucker punch your dad

Sometimes your cishet "son" watches the oscars and met gala with you every year and shares a people magaizine subscription with you

You : i like cute boy Me : I want to just be in a mens locker room and inhale the smell till i pass out

The courts said florida can forcibly detranistion inmates today. Im so fucking glad democracy exists

The trans experience is somedays you get sir'd at the subway in a full beat and others youre stealth to a plumber fixing your sink who reveals himself to be transphobic

Officially i am dead (30) and i have no clue what an elonia is

Honestly the best part of the adhd diagnosis is going oh classic adhd moment after literally every single thing i do

Accidentally got a 7 day ban on twitter and basically fucked my fundraising moving forward. Fuck

Me : got gifted two brand new games for Christmas Also me : re downloading nier replicant

Trying to rizz a hot alt guy : you know scottish girls are kind of the latinas of england

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Sorry im in mourning, my best guy friend is trans and he finally set sail for Jupiter this morning

My dad hit me with a real whopper today : “ i always thought you might be gay because you were always hanging with lesbians”

I’m n luv (wit a woman)

Trans womens denial beards are so funny because their last ditch effort to try and be a man is to stop grooming themselves

Me to my Endo : DIY Transsexuals were able to build better boobs in a cave! With a bunch of scraps!

Yo this ffs might actually happen 40% of my goal in 2 weeks wow

F*gcent might be fake but also all the kids knew i was gay because as a kid i had a lisp The lisp might be unrelated but queer with a lisp u r cooked

Once this femme gay guy decided to rank all the “guys” at the hangout by how gay they thought they were and he ranked me as the least gay It wasn’t till years later that i went oh he just wasnt outting me

Sorry all my trans friends challenged you to an arm wrestle tonight

Everyone a giant troonned out man moder untill they walking alone at 11 pm

If you think about it trans people exhibit lamarkian evolution

I missed the trans asoiaf crossover event here im so sad, i have so many memes about jon snows femboy wife

8th birthday to 30th birthday , cant believe im old now.

Im 30 yall should donate to my go fund me as a thank u for my service before i experience gay death gofund.me/27ad02e4

My dads response to my coming out essay was simply the funniest thing in history. He responded simply “No problem”

I cannot express how grateful I am for all the support yall have shown so far! I have cried happy, hopeful tears more than once! I hope you will continue to share and send what little you can Today too! Thank you so much! gofund.me/27ad02e4

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