I'm awake now, and that is now everyone's problem.

Think i pulled a neck muscle... oochy

It's the fucking WEEKEND!!!!

Ugh... Another one...

Fuck this, and fuck that, and fuck that cat in the hat and his friend the man with the big yellow hat!

I just a 20 hour nap, about 2 million dollars, and a cabin in the woods. I dont ask for much.

Ugh, my throat hurts this morning... i better not be getting sick.

So, anyone out there see anyone getting raptured today? No? Guess I nailed it lol

I saw a quote the other day that said, Being overly independent, is a defense mechanism, for being let down so often... Man does that hit hard.

Tell you're loved ones that you love them tonight, and give them a hug if you can. These small things matter more than you could possible know. Cause one of these days it will be for the last time and you might not even know it. Words from the Cemetery Caretaker

Ick... it's Monday again.

If the rapture "happens" on Tuesday like it is "predicted" it's not like anyone will notice, no one alive is going to heaven lol

The problem with staying loyal to a cause is, the cause will soon or later always betray you...

My soul needs a week off where i don't leave the house... being an adult is literally the stupidest anyone could inspire to be lol

Once upon a time i was an overweight security guard that went around arresting sexy pirate's

We are starting the planning process of going on an Alaskan Cruise next summer... we havent been on a real vacation since our honeymoon which was 17 years ago (2008) and we have never been able to take out kid on a real vacation (he is 15) time to change that!

If there is one thing i know more then anything else in my life, it's simply this: It is Sunday, and you should be doing your laundry.

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Truth is, distance doesn't seperate friendships... Silence does...

Good morning!!!!

WEEKEND!!! Come here you sonofabitch and let me love you!!!

Dear Friday, I need you to go smoothly, and not be a shit show today. I know that is unlikely since today is going to be crazy at work, but i mean, like come on man, help me out and don't throw anymore crazy into it okay? Thanks. Sincerely, A Donkey on the Edge.

Rip Pat I only knew you for a year and half, but you were at the cemetery almost everyday reading to your husband who was waiting for you. If there is an afterlife i hope you two found each other again. I promise i will keep your plot clean each week, as you use to do for him.

The Dr gave me meds that i need to take for 2 weeks to help clear up some of the inflammation and intestinal candidiasis, but you cannot drink while on this... so i'm gonna wait until Sunday to start taking it. I got wine to bottle and drink this weekend damn it!

Dr thinks i can repair about 85% of the damage with meds and depending on how the next scope looks in 8 weeks will depend on if i need surgery. Fingers crossed.

My new Dr asked me today (first time meeting him in person) how much pain i was in, and i said about the regular amount. He looked ta me and said, "so zero?" I said no i don't think zero is actually a thing for anyone. He assured me it was. Who out there is living with zero pain?

So, got my scope results back today. Apparently i have Hiatal Hernia and severe esophagitis LA grade D. Not the best of news... I go and see my doctor tomorrow to find out what he wants to do about it...oi

161 nights no midnight snacking! At 500 calories a night, that is roughly 80500 calories, or 23lbs that i haven't mindlessly eaten. Hellz ya!

Another month or so and i will be putting together 10 gallons of Pineapple Coconut wine, 5 gallons of Strawberry, 5 gallons Peach, and maybe 5 gallons of Strawberry Peach wine. Roughly another 150 bottles. That'll be roughly 360 bottles and enough to last me through 2026!

It's been a productive weekend. Time to relax a little, before making dinner, roast chicken, potatoes, carrots, gravy and buns.

59 bottles of blackberry wine... Next weekend will try to get the next 90 bottles done.

Hey, You should go stuff your fat load into the washing machine and turn it on.

I just want to own some land, grow a garden, have fruit tree's, chickens and pigs, maybe a cow or two, cook, bake, make booze, and fish...

Anyone wanna talk? I am washing wine bottles, listening to music and drinking blackberry wine tonight and wanna chat. Ask me something, wanna know something about me, ask away. Or you know just make random conversation. Let's do this!

I will keep calling you to see If you're sleeping, are you dreaming If you're dreaming, are you dreaming of me I can't believe you actually picked me

Washing another 60 wine bottles... tomorrow i'll bottle 10 gallons of Blackberry wine.

I am what the Victorians would have called, "a vile, ill-tempered and thoroughly wretched little creature." In case you were wondering.

Harvested some of our banana and Anaheim peppers Chili's and jalapenos

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Going to be a busy day Chest/ab workout Some running around shopping Make sourdough Harvest all the peppers/chilis from garden Can said peppers and chilis Chop and freeze some Dehydrate and make seasoning salt from some Wash 60 wine bottles Bottle 10 gallons of wine.

Those first moments in the morning, when everyone is still asleep, freshly brewed coffee lingers in the air, the house is peaceful and for the briefest moment i forget we live in a world where we are the only animals that have to work ourselves to death just to live here.

I do a lot of illegal shit, but i don't litter, and i take my cart back at the grocery store. I'm an asshole, but i'm not a fucking asshole.

I just wanna curl back up in bed and go back to sleep.

So i have significant inflammation and ulcerations in my lower esophagus caused by acid reflux. Because of this is has caused a narrowing of the muscles in my lower esophagus causing my problem. I go back in 8 weeks to have it stretched out and hopefully fixed.

Welp, scope done, and back home.

Writing info you may need: A bog is a wetland that is acidic A fen is a wetland that is alkaline A swamp is a wetland that can support trees A march is a wetland that can't support trees