To honor Diane Keaton, I’m introducing Gilles to one of the best movies from the 80s.

It’s small potatoes compared to all the other things that no one bothers covering but the speaker having an incestuous masterbation pact “for religious reasons” should prob have gotten more follow up questions

A WGN-TV video editor and producer was roughly detained by two Border Patrol agents on Friday morning during a highly visible rush hour enforcement action in Lincoln Square.

CHICAGO — WGN News editor/producer Debbie Brockman grabbed by Trump’s ICE goons.. who then intentionally ram a bystander’s car as they peel away. More: www.fox32chicago.com/news/wgn-new...

I AM PORTLAND FROG!

Please invite me to parties. I will hold your baby.

I lived without an inhaler for the first 12 years of my life, and whoooo boy. I guess if I were dead, my carbon footprint would be even smaller.

Trump is a simp for Big Gypsum.

Olivia Nuzzi’s first article for Vanity Fair is about the decor in Bari’s new corner office on West 57th.

My kid understands this messaging because I raised her right. I.e. I talk a lot about my World War II hyper fixation.

The no-cell phone policy is working at my kid’s school. They are all terrified of detention. To cope, they are using old school digital cameras. So I just dug out my Canon PoweShot for Ruby.

In the year 2025, we are still doing Homecoming Queen and Courts. Huh.

The greatest scam ever created was convincing people to call someone else’s data center “the cloud.”

I enjoyed hearing Macron say “le cloud.” I bet the Québécois refuse. LE NUAGE BY IBM!

Realized my Spotify had it on shuffle. Maybe I’ll love it more in the right order.

Taylor’s new album entertained me this morning while I was knee deep in a spreadsheet. That’s good enough for me.

give me the tiny desk bitch

The little love tap from Manu... Dis moi, "Une bonne fille."

Therizinosaurus. Manicure queen.

“It’s the same picture.”

Congrats to all those goobers I saw in France wearing Yankees hats. Ils ont gagné. 🥸

I feel like a complete dummy. When did the Wild Card go to a series? Did my brain refuse to retain this information? I don't want to go back to the Bronx. Go Sox.

Gen X annual physical: shingles vaccine jab and colonoscopy order. Also, my primary care looks like Paul Rudd 🥰

Man, I love Dan Shaughnessy. “The 26-year-old ace, who looks a lot like Uncle Leo from ‘Seinfeld,’ was positively Pedro-esque in his postseason debut against the vaunted Yankee lineup and its 274 homers in 2025.” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/09/30/s...

I brought back whistles from Tunisia, for the boys next door. And that was a mistake.

Replace "Provincetown" with "Newport" and you have a second article on this.

Team Europe trolling Trump after winning The Ryder Cup 🤣💀

My brother pulls for Cleveland and needed Detroit to lose. As a Sox girlie, I texted him, YOU’RE WELCOME, and…crickets. Rude.

What Cheryl Reeve could learn from Caitlin Clark about going on the court to call out and threaten referees' job security, by Christine Brennan.

It's not pirating movies, it's scraping data to train an AI.

The mayor of Taylors, South Carolina, is Ryder Poinsett. The girl running against him is McKenna Kate Houghton. The city chief of staff is Axl Smith. The police chief is Klaudius “Tiny” Carlson. Question: is that what our Founding Fathers had in mind?

Am I crazy for thinking The Two Towers is by far the best LOTR movie?

Watching The Two Towers on this flight, and I forgot how hot all the dudes are.

As I leave their country, I am begging (BEGGING!) the French to embrace pimple patches.

French moms are like American moms. They also clip articles out of the newspaper for you.

Jody is…32?

War is like tennis. You can’t run out the clock. You have to win points. The South was playing soccer, but the North was playing tennis.

Mwarrrrrrrrrrr! Fart noises.

Everybody guys, I did my patriotic duty. Went by the weeping Statue of Liberty mural and bought French Tylenol. 1000 mg!

We deal with this in Newport ad naseum. “Why don’t we build housing at the old casino?” Because it used to be a DUMP. “Why don’t you move that unsightly dirt pile by the high school?” Because underneath is a WW2 navy munitions and motor oil DUMP. (Insert mocking SpongeBob)

Between Trump at the U.N. and my buying Burger King for lunch (while in France), I’m an ashamed American today.

NYT: “Like their predecessors, the modern antifa movement is associated with…violent activity like breaking store windows or setting police cars on fire.” So, violence against inanimate objects? Okay.

I follow too many political doomers on here. You really only need to follow one or two. Three max, because it’s not hard to get the gist. I am aware.

Is the rapture on EST or what?

MAGIC SKY FLIGHT FOR GOODIES

I’ll be in France for the rapture, and it’s like 99% Catholic so very few people to loot from. Merde.

In the Medina, three dudes tried the “Remember me?! I work in your hotel!” scam. And I’m like, “Dude, I’m peri-menopausal. I remember nothing.” Anyhoo, I got an orange caftan. Success.

Um, wasn’t god actually responsible for the death of Jesus? Like, that’s the entire premise of Christianity - sending his son to die for everyone’s sins…

I will day this, the Disney Adults have proven themselves much more ready to meet this moment than any Harry Potter Adult has.