Day 3017 of my American Revolution watch. Washington snookers Clinton into thinking he was going to New York. PSYCH! I’m in Philly.

Biden never slept through meetings but Jake Tapper wrote a whole book about how he was too old.

While I wait for Pluribus, let’s check back in on the American Revolution. Elizabeth Freeman whooped her enslaver with a shovel and won her freedom in the MA courts based on the Declaration of Independence. Team Shovel.

Find you a man who shares his library card, no questions asked.

“When participants used ChatGPT to draft essays, brain scans revealed a 47% drop in neural connectivity across regions associated with memory, language, & critical reasoning. Their brains worked less, but they felt just as engaged—a kind of metacognitive mirage.”🧪

COWPENS! Tarleton’s smug ass is gonna get stomped by upstate rednecks! (Yes, I’m taking forever to watch The American Revolution.)

They should do MyChart Wrapped

I don’t listen to men who sing. Sorry.

Scott Galloway is obsessed with young people having less sex, and he thinks it's tech-driven male parasocial norms when the actual reason is that a lot of young men have been radicalized into performative shitheels and young women increasingly just don't want or need to deal with them.

Rochambeau just got to Newport! It’s about to get crazy fun!!!

Published a paper today with two easter eggs. One from Miley Cyrus and the other from Kelly Clarkson. Find joy where you can.

I am in a chorus, and we are doing the goofiest version of Africa. The perfect way to end this Monday night.

I need to watch something, to get a break from self-dealing and anti-immigrant politics. (Turns on “Death by Lightening”) Well, shit.

Episode 5 of The American Revolution. The French are in, we just won at Saratoga! USA! USA! Oh. Oh no. Oh no no no no no. JFC.

Watched S5E1 of Stranger Things last night in front of Gilles, who has never seen one episode. “That is an angry butthole with legs.”

the macy’s thanksgiving day parade is the culture that made me say culture is for me

Did I just weep at the end of CHAMPAGNE PROBLEMS, that rom com Christmas movie on Netflix? Oui.

The Others on Pluribus:

The PBS streaming app chooses your local PBS station. Downstairs, it picks Ocean State. Upstairs, it picks WGBH. Weird. Anyhoo, back to my fave new show, The American Revolution. Burgoyne about to eat shit.

ah yes, the halcyon days of golden age flying. when everyone wore adolfo suits and chain-smoked the entire time.

Abundance is on this list. LOL

At 1:34 in E2, the Americans finally arrive in Paris to beg for money.

Watching E2 of the Ken Burns “American Revolution” while cross-stitching a gift with Taylor Swift lyrics. The American future Sam Adams dreamed of.

The kid discovered today that brine is not soup. The puckering!

cbs promoting fascist copaganda (paw patrol christmas) during my god damn football game

Me, anytime Newport is mentioned in Ken Burns’ “American Revolution.”

A good time for people to learn about API access and credentials.

Folks thinking that AI and ML arrived on the scene with ChatGPT in 2023 are killing me.

Seems like that Gmail thing isn't true but maybe there's a lesson here about what happens when you keep turning new features on by default and you make it difficult or impossible to turn them off, and also what happens when you lump useful machine learning in with forced slop under the "AI" label

AOC on MTG retiring: "She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."

Why did I cap off the day with “House of Dynamite?” Why?!

My mama has sent me 5 text messages and I REFUSE to look at them 😂😂😂

Holy shit, “All Her Fault” is really bad. Even for the “wealthy moms in bad situations” genre, created by Reese Witherspoon.

There is a Tennessee Titans bar at the Nashville airport, and they are showing old Oilers and Jerry Glanville clips and it feels mean? Maybe I’m overthinking what is happening at an airport bar selling $21 breakfast.

At a conference and I had to slip out of a session on curating the knowledge base for agentic AI, to help my kid find a razor so she can shave her legs for the Katseye concert tonight. Women in tech!

Beth and I talk Pluribus. The hive mind reminds me of Southern Baptist heaven. Smiles, sweetness, nice. In other words, my hell. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

Telos News is the new AO3. Cannot wait for part 2, where Nuzzi bangs Rand Paul.

i love that this tweet is still up

So these are the eyebrows she’s going with.

Checking in on Turin and was not expecting…death.

Not me googling “Is sundowning a thing in dogs?”

Italian Garanimals v. Carlitos. Boring. I’m bored. 🎾

I went and looked for a pic of me at 15, and lord help! The Blunder Years.

Holy shit. They're really doing it. They're doing "actually pedophilia is good now." The debasement of the American Right is complete.

I’m just gonna stick with ghosts and hauntings, if that’s okay.

Way to go! 🔥👍💯❤️👏 This 14-year-old girl hands Megyn Kelly her ass for her utterly disgusting minimization of child sexual abuse. You go girl! #cdnpoli

Pete out here doing marketing for Pluribus. We are all one. No one has an identity.

EPISODE 3 OF PLURIBUS IS OUT?! I have no idea when anything drops.

Flying on Monday, and I don't think I have enough time to grab Bojangles in Atlanta Terminal A between connections. Dad gummit.

People need a liberal arts education, but some of y'all also need a little IT education. The things I see people saying about how AI works make my brain bleed.