I don’t know what thot is and it’s been too long I’m afraid to ask

And by punching you in the face I meant vaginaing

*points at the void* YOU DID THIS!

Every selfie of every man on the internet

The ghost haunting my vagina says “HAPPY VAGOWEEN EVERYONE”

Just call me Jesticles with the Breasticles.

Fr fr

I don’t know why but I made these. Up on the Etsy shop - look at my linktree ooooor you can just look at these babies and give me gifts. My Amazon gifts list ALSO in my linktree

Hey! What’s up?

I post this video on YouTube and it’s gotten way more views in 24 hours than I expected. Maybe because I told Twitter my feet are in there. So: see below I guess.

Wait what? Something set off my feet alert.

I post this video on YouTube and it’s gotten way more views in 24 hours than I expected. Maybe because I told Twitter my feet are in there. So: see below I guess.

Woo, yea, let me contain my excitement Still wish sarcasm was a font

Fuck off with this toxic positivity, Jess. 🤣☠️😭

Morning coffee and relaxing. Monday will Monday in a sec.

Good morning! Who’s excited for Monday?

I’m making prints, cards or letters each month and sending it to folks 😻😻 - first ship is October 15th More information here: ko-fi.com/itsjessandart

How many buttholes would a butthole fuck if a butthole could fuck wood.

How many buttholes would a butthole fuck if a butthole could fuck wood.

Look, I only have one butthole.

WHAT THE FUCK AM I LOOKING AT?

SUP BOO

Vaginally speaking, he seems nice.

Ladies and Gent, meet Andor “I eat my own poop” Apocalypse.

By rapture, I meant capture that dick

I’ve been inside all day. Is it rapturing out there?

Okay we freed Kimmel. How about we…free everyone else now?

And by rapture they mean orgasm, right? Cuz that’s what I’m doing on Tuesday.

It’s not my first rapture, and it won’t be my last.

Do you like #BtVS? #Supernatural? #TheMagicians? Do you believe in magic? Do you like spice in your adventure? If you answered yes to any of those questions, you should meet the witches of the Maleficarum Society. They've got what you need. t.co/RVpkJIJyul #Romance #Booksky #Romantasy #SPNFamily

Therapist: you ARE worthy. Me: ew. I’m not worthy! it’s not like I’m a wizard on a quest or something

It’s my birthday 😻😻

Red flag 🚩 : He doesn’t mark the passage of time by the emergence of cicadas

No need to apologize for singing this banger. Unless Miss Jackson thinks otherwise. In the which case, I’m sorry, Miss Jackson.

I started singing I’m sorry Miss Jackson like seven days ago and I’m still singing it If im annoying - I’m sorry…Miss Jackson

Sometimes I call my childhood phone number and ask for myself. Or my dead grandmother. Depends on the season.

Sometimes I call my childhood phone number and ask for myself. Or my dead grandmother. Depends on the season.

Victorian lady on a fainting couch, type energy

@papabeard.bsky.social thank you!!!! I got your packages!

A sweet Jess-ture! (if you can donate)

It’s my birthday next week! There’s still time to get me a gift off my gift list! Honestly, I’ve felt like absolute butt these last few weeks so I could use some cheer. www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

Happy Friday!

I’m gonna be live on youtube at 715 est. Just hanging out and making the arts at my desk. Maybe talking the talks. www.youtube.com/live/CDpA337...

: #BlueSkyArtShow all day Saturday, the theme is #summer This was taken on a summer day 😻😻

This is good because it's about a young woman who really wants to get feet

Werner herzog’s “love actually”