yes, 3 (non docking) boners with tips touching will always create an illuminati triangle, it's the magnetism towards the occult

Three boners in a trench coat?

10% of my sales next month will be a donation made to @itsjessandart.bsky.social. And last time I checked, 10% of 0 is zero. So, that's not the goal. To learn more, check the link in my bio.

It’s three boner problem, right?

I still need help and hope you can spare a few dollars during this time. Thank you so much for sharing this, if you can!

Hey! Show me a pet pic!

Message from the notes app to the internet: I’m 45 and I’ve seen better days.

Reminder that next month, 10% of my entire sales figure for the month will be donated to help @itsjessandart.bsky.social. If you don't want to buy my book, I won't mind. But Jess needs our help. If you can, help. If you can't help, write posts.

Ma’am, your face is erect.

There’s no wrong way to give a blow job — well, wait a minute here

A long time ago I got into an accident that destroyed my back teeth. All the work I had done 20 years ago is falling apart. I have looked into financing but it won’t be enough to do what I need. Can you help me with a donation to my ko-fi? Or by sharing this post? ko-fi.com/itsjessandart

Things I feel like I shouldn't have to say to my 8 year old: "you can't be on a call while pooping. Especially a video call."

See those? 10% of next month's sales will be donated to help @itsjessandart.bsky.social, who's dealing with teeth-related pain. Link in bio!

My phone no longer recognizes me. It thinks Quasimodo is trying to break in to my phone and play Spelling Bee.

A long time ago I got into an accident that destroyed my back teeth. All the work I had done 20 years ago is falling apart. I have looked into financing but it won’t be enough to do what I need. Can you help me with a donation to my ko-fi? Or by sharing this post? ko-fi.com/itsjessandart

Have you tried spiraling out about it?

We haven’t been normal for a while.

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Excuse me, Joshua?

I’m going to pitch my phone into the ocean and run away.

If you really think about it, vaginas are just penis socks.

Will you help me? I’ve been experiencing tooth pain/problems and my insurance doesn’t cover it. I can’t do much of anything - it’s hard to art, think and be on social media. Backstory: A long time ago I got into an accident that destroyed my back teeth.

If you really think about it, vaginas are just penis socks.

If I stick my butt on it, it’s mine.

Will you help me? I’ve been experiencing tooth pain/problems and my insurance doesn’t cover it. I can’t do much of anything - it’s hard to art, think and be on social media. Backstory: A long time ago I got into an accident that destroyed my back teeth.

Your phone:

I’m going to pitch my phone into the ocean and run away.

Oh, sleep? No no. We don’t do sleep.

What’s something that I should be inspired by?

I always say “I love snacks and naps” but naps are just snack sized sleep. So like “I love snacks” is honestly all I need to say.

Before you fall in love with me

I made dis

Simping was "simpling the best"

Whatever happened to being a recluse and people were fine with that?

SENSATIONAL

Fact: butts

Hello my name is Jess and I need hugs GIMME HUGS PLZ

Where was George Clooney at 9:30 a.m Paris time this morning? How about Brad Pitt?

Whatever happened to simping? Can we get back to that? All these toxic shock syndrome men are poisoning my spaces.

What is the value of art in the age of AI?

I’m your daddy now.

Happy*

Hey. Happy Saturday

I know I’ve said it before but now it’s more than necessary that I say it again. People like @itsjessandart.bsky.social, @askaubry.com, @bookspotlight.bsky.social and so on are the people who need clout because they’re genuinely good people. I can name many other people as well.

Remember: Worf killed a kid while playing soccer.

Whatever I’ve had an all natural bush since 2005. I’m not hurtin for a merkin.