why are we adding she checks to anything? we're again trying to keep things away from kids eyes when a kid can't go get a computer if they have access to computers at school or a library, they have an identity to log in.

If you were to use static discharge (lightning, finger shocks, etc) as a communications medium, and you chose to send your messages by varying the amplitude of the static shock, that would be Static Pulse Amplitude Modulation (SPAM)

When even MATT. WALSH. is going "The fuck are we doing here, bruh?"...

This was my last full scale series and show. I will never not be grateful for what this project became🫀

Aside from that picture using its eyes to steal an hour from my life to add it to hers, I feel like the qualifications to be a Republican are to be a massive hypocrite cosplaying as a puritan. You know it's bad when your sister is airing you out like this...

rewiring my network on docket still running 1g internally only getting 1.2 externally so doesn't really make sense to spend 💰 to upgrade old home switch for wired living room keeps dropping from 1g to 100m, needing power cycle using 8port from the network closet & I'll put the 16port in its place

this couch was made for us www.raymourflanigan.com/living-rooms...

store.steampowered.com/app/3710850/... a new game where you are a sperm, with hats! top notch title right there 😂

if i deposit a check from the same bank it should be available first business day, just sayin

brother with brain cancer has taken a turn for the worse after living on borrowed time gonna be a tough family hurdle

don't fucking do this to people Mom who let daughter's friends live in school bus near her home sleeping in car after PPO share.google/T1CkKDJDP20I...

ex got a picture of me from the event (with the converse hightops) but what's a lesbian mixer without exes 😂 proving i can't be trusted to dress myself anymore

not gonna throw around theological terms like "antichrist" but I'm pretty sure they're relishing the irony. what a weird way to bring about the rise and fall of white christian nationalism, on the back of a man who embodies such a term definitively

we will instead be on much more secure footing to ask: "what have they done, that IS legal?"

"You best start believing in dystopian cautionary tales, Miss Turner... you're in one!"

Not many know this, but if they get too close? They will be involuntarily oomphed together by their opposing internal mamillian magnetism (because obviously, warm blooded)

smite me oh mighty smiter is what i would say if i were tonald rump

Oh hey, look at that?

I don't ask what age or stereotype is associated w/ something that I gives me joy. I spent my youth constantly being told the things I enjoyed were "out of place" I have no concern for their opinion because it has never made a difference. Fuck em, like what you like

random plastic fork on the bathroom counter and instant thought "dinglehopper"

So unserious

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motherfucker ain't even at the Whitehouse unserious the lot of them? deplorables

made an event a few weeks ago, not feeling 100% back to fighting shape but it'll be fun and it's a chance to meet new people attending Lezertag a lesbian lazertag event 🔫 starts in a bit, killing time

I’m so fucking sick of waking up to an unhinged President and his vengeful bullshit every single day

this looks amazing, years retro arch, and it's free Installation Guide - EmuVR Wiki share.google/z2D32lNc2Dl7...

Good morning?

coll henter es very muyo

your afternoon dance break tidal.com/track/219775...

another day another attack, on children Scouting America will alter its policies to maintain support from the US military, Pentagon says search.app/GNeuf the only ones thinking about sex are the grown ups

women can't resist this one cardinal rule

Yet again lost the apple pencil tip Yet again it was in my sheets

they did this shit to fuck over 1000 people. 1000. Kansas invalidates more than 1,000 transgender residents’ driver’s licenses, birth certificates share.google/FTvVd8Xuklze...

watching the uk struggle with recycling for the first time is quaint where'd y'all put all your garbage before?

I will call things the most obnoxious name possible, like if I use "copilot" I will say "BING!" rebranded bing told me by way of today's quiz that the unicorn is scotlands national animal. I knew it wasn't wales because they've got a dragon flag and dragons eat unicorns.

this is where things start getting scary for people just trying to live

this is why you pay attention to your work, GARY youtu.be/EX--0zqaflg?...

100% true.

Post old memes to confuse children.

what in the world? does my body get sick the longer I'm awake? i woke up feeling fine, wonderful, and over the past 15 minutes the sickness has crept back in and I'm feeling it all again fever still there, but been giving it Advil regularly to keep the aches and temp regulation under control

I'm kinda scared how good coding with AI could get. I'm suspecting it's just me but it often picks up on the wrong pattern. it's nothing revolutionary because of the typing it saves, but the details stuff is what i need it for.

i plug the nose, i drown in my sleep i don't plug the nose, I turn into slug 🎶🎵watch me slurth, watch me slurpslatch🎶

Full on fever dream pulled in the last of us Extending sick day through tomorrow. More ancient access bullshit at work they can figure out on their own. My breathing tastes blue tansy

yah dats a fever got so so c c cold and took 2 advil now back to normal warmth, in sweats, a bathrobe, and 3 blankets

I'm looking forward to the STFU

All but Top Gun I believe Minority Report is the only Tom Cruise movie I've seen