O, dating profiles. 🤔

Sorcery!

. Backache, tummyache, Heartache, toothache, and earache Hurts to be human 😩😩😩 #haikufeels (ache) #haiku #poetry #micropoetry

When the Irishman Had a bad stomach ache he Was Dublin over #haikufeels #haiku

Making honey dijon salmon filets and roasted broccoli for dinner!

These taillights remind me of dog bones. 🦴

This is Biggie. He can't believe this was your pick for movie night. Gonna need a cartoon before bed so he doesn't have nightmares. 14/10 (TT: x_gzm0714)

Happy First Day of Fall pawpals! 🍁🍂🎃🧡🤎 #rileywillowmollie #pittiemix #blacklabs #dogsofbluesky #Fall #AutumnEquinox

Disney… Just admit you made a mistake. You panicked. You caved. Don’t try to sound like you spoke wisdom to Jimmy, like you helped him see the light about his comments. This doesn’t cut it. We are still not okay.

Sorry, had to delete that meme about turning the clocks back. I just found it fitting for the end of the weekend blues. Didn't expect it to cause such a stir. 😂

Now uncancel Stephen!

Buh-bye Summer! Don't let the door hit ya! 👋 🍁🍂🍁🍂🍁🍂🍁

Excited for the next episode of Task tonight...

I want you to look at me longingly the way you look at a waitress when she brings someone else their food.

. Thrill of victory The agony of defeat Age test for sports fans #haikufeels (agony) #haiku #poetry #micropoetry

Brilliant. 🤌

Good Morning lovelies! I did all my chores yesterday, so watch out..💕

He's such a douche. So tired of hearing about this guy. Plus, I think he has anger management issues. NFL Announces Punishment For Chiefs TE Travis Kelce - Athlon Sports share.google/PO4RkRzGxjmB...

Remember my drum set that I just donated to the high school? They just started up a rock band this year and are going to use them for that so they don't have to borrow the jazz band's kit. Wooo! 🤘🥁🎸

. Wasteful, ruinous Blithe humans acting as if Earth is infinite #haikufeels (Infinite) #haiku #poetry #micropoetry

. "Eternal" evokes "Close your eyes, give me your hand" The Bangles number #haikufeels (Eternal) #haiku #poetry #micropoetry

The infinite space always looks mesmerizing with a lot of stars #haikufeels #infinite #haiku #senryu #poetry #writing #writingcommunity

Good Morning Sunshines! ☀️ It's been a busy, draining week so I'm still in bed savoring the moment. What are your plans for the weekend? I hope you can do something that brings you peace, fun, or whatever is needed right now. ✨️

As you cancel streaming services, here is a casual reminder that only 16% of Americans read for pleasure anymore, and your local library has hundreds or thousands of books you haven't read. They would love to see you stop by and renew your library card.

I used to say to my kids - You get what you get, and you don't get upset.* *Exception: Fascist regime

It’s Friday, Bitches! Hope it’s buttery dolphin smooth And just slides right by! - Long Overdue Ridiculous #Haiku

Some people grew up never being told that it’s okay to be wrong and it shows

Hello, Clarice...

How have I never seen this before? 🖤💛🖤 pin.it/2EGIk3L2P

So, I'm a little behind, but thankfully Anne's last 3 prompts work together! 🙌 ICE ripping apart Scared families that belong Together as one 🤬🧊🤬🧊🤬🧊 #haikufeels prompts: Family 9/18 Together 9/17 Belong 9/16 #haiku #poetry #micropoetry

A soft heart and a functioning brain. Feels like a death sentence. 😔

Filling out some forms at the doctor’s office does anybody remember the Antifa group number

Welp. Guess I'll boycott ABC now...

We are sweaters in the material wool.

People who cook breakfast before going to work are capable of murder

80s anxiety inducers

My skeeting window today is very small. I hope you all are having a terrific Tuesday! Skeet ya later! 😘

Where’s the Emmy for acting like everything's fine.

Any recommendations for athletic shoes made for STANDING IN ONE SPOT all day?

Since when do we care what Zuckerberg thinks?

. Kissed with orange glow Portrait as the sun descends No filters needed #haikufeels (kiss) #haiku #poetry #micropoetry

Good morning 💙😩

Virgo: This is the week you finally find out how guillotine-proof your neck really is.

@justintyper1.bsky.social The short ribs came out fan-freakin'-tastic! Thanks so much. Used my dutch oven. Question though - was I supposed to have more juice/gravy? I didn't have that much...it was more chunky from the carrots and onions when all was said and done.

Aside from someone mentioning Flipboard, I had no idea these sites existed... talkbitz.com/pinterest-al...

. The road less traveled Not always the safest one Just might get you killed 😲😱😂 #haikufeels (travel) #haiku #poetry #micropoetry

#vss365 In the course of a month, the Moon tries on a variety of #styles – ranging from slender to full bodied. Each, lovely in its own way.