Y'all, the snowstorm is picking up and my power keeps going out so I'm going to skip my storytime stream tonight since my Internet is unlikely to cooperate. Stay warm and stay out of t̶r̶o̶u̶b̶l̶e̶ jail Antifa meeting on astral plane 5 tonight. We're going to learn about aneurysms and manifesting.

She is beauty, She is grace, She hit that wall, With her face

I was explaining to my son that his cat licks him because she wants him to know she loves him so he said, "awww, I love you too, Coat" and proceeded to lick her back.

I think it's funny anyone thinks corporations will actually lower prices with the tariff repeal. It's like y'all have never experienced capitalism before.

1/4 My mom wanted donuts. She's very strict about her diet and rarely allows herself a treat, but she's feeling really crummy for obvious reasons. Anyways, my dad was supposed to bring donuts home.

May I offer a meme?

RIP my Threads. It was great while it lasted but I don't actually like attention so Imma have to go now. It's not you, it's me (I'm not actually leaving, I'm just existentially panicking like a totally normal sane adult human does upon being showered in kindness and love, it's fine. Totally normal)

Canadians are the best, but right now I'm hiding from them because I'm overwhelmed by all the interactions 🫣 I love that Bluesky is my "small" place. Nothing really ever breaks containment.

Anyone else suddenly getting an extra layer of creepy vibes from Musk using one of his kids as a human shield...by taking him with him to all the meetings with the pedophile club he has desperately tried to buy his way into for years... Like, what if he was using the kid as bait or bribe too?!

I'm not reading, but I will be a marshmallow 🍃😶‍🌫️ so who knows how the evening will go?! 😂 www.twitch.tv/mysticbedhea...

UPDATE FROM THE WOMAN HERSELF: (there's also a lot of soft tissue damage, but this is the only bone damage, thank god)

If you're curious how things are going with my mom, she's been there for nearly an hour and a half.

My mom slipped on the ice and is on her way to the ER. It's not a matter of "if" but "how many" bones are broken. Fuck ICE, both elemental and fascist. But in this instance, Fuck (elemental) ICE especially.

We have a birthday tradition where we all draw faces on the balloons and see what face survives the longest. Usually we root for one of our own faces to win, but I'm putting all my bets on my son's Grumpy Balloon. I love him. I want him to win. He just needs to outlast 13 other balloon faces 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼

Someone catch me a billionaire. I know what I want to bleed them out for.

Guess what can cause vertigo, earaches, headaches, and the associated nausea without cough, congestion, or other viral symptoms that ISN'T a vestibular migraine?! I'm gonna need all the people who regularly leave this house to stop bringing back COVID. I *know* it's not me.

God's true name is DARVO

A jelly donut counts as a serving of fruit, right?

Ex has been delivered to the airport. Now to find coffee and head back home.

Antifa meeting is cancelled tonight. The astral plane I reserved is still available if anyone wants to hold their own gathering. Might be great for a D&D group or pickleball championship 🤔

Birthday update:

Done with the power tools! Time to read! (I might be a liiiiitle late 😅) Anyways, I turned a bunch of fuzzy green boards into a cat paradise for my son's birthday!

Taking a break from the power tools. I'll post a reveal when I'm done, but I needs food. I think I'll bake the cake in the morning and fill the balloons right before picking up the birthday boy and guest. This first project was a bit larger than I'd anticipated 😅

I've dropped my son off at his dad's hotel for a sleepover and dad-time so now I'm gonna go play with power tools, ovens, and helium. (No, not all at the same time, you gooses)

"Comparing American Chattel slavery to previous forms of slavery in human history is inaccurate. It was a whole different level of cruelty and inhumanity than other civilizations past" Yeah? You think so? *Maybe* for the male slaves, sure. +↓

Tonight I begin a new public domain book! Come join me for a whimsical, romantic evening if you like! www.twitch.tv/mysticbedhea...

Happy Catentines's Day! May your spells work and you catch your fly today 🖤

So, last night I was late to my delayed reading hour because my ex "need to say something" which turned into an extra 25 minutes of talking at the door of his hotel room. What kind of talking? Oh, you know, the kind where he asks for another chance and I had to reduce him to tears. 3 days to go.

While definitely fun, it was not, in fact, shorter 😂

I'll be reading tonight, but it'll be later at 10pm. It'll be shorter but should be fun!

Do you suppose that Champy hibernates when the lake is frozen over, or do you think I have a chance of seeing him pop his head through the ice –like whale-sighting in the Artic– whilst I'm on this ferry? 🤔

My son won't stop giggling at the video of his cat stealing my breakfast and I think he's not on my side here

My new cat is both a Drop Cat AND a people-food eater so now mealtimes include an extra helping of danger. (Video of food thief in comments)

I called someone a "gross cunty e-girl" on Threads so I guess I'm not "family friendly" over there anymore.

2026 has guaranteed that not a soul on this cursed rock can convince me that the Christian God is real, and I will laugh in the face of anyone who claims he's a god of love, historically or literally. My politeness has dried up. Fuck ICE Fuck Trump Fuck Nazis and Fuck Yahweh.

Given the sounds my body is making, the second act of this experience might be worse...

Can't seem to get the phrase "Post-Birth Abortions" out of my head for some reason....

Schumer: ball’s in your court Republicans: stab the ball, tear it apart, set it on fire, rip up the court and sell the turf to Bahrain Schumer: hey you guys are out of balls Republicans: we’re gonna kill your families Schumer: ok we’ll pass funding for new balls but you’ve GOT to read the rules

"Berry Smoothie" is a very generous description of this experience.

Dinosaur Convention Bans All Paleontologists Named in Epstein Files www.thewrap.com/culture-life...

Monochrome Mesozoic Monday GIF No reason at all, but here it is nonetheless. Goodnight potatoes Antifa meeting on astral plane 7 tonight. It's spa night so wear flip flops so you don't smudge your pedi. Self Care is also important during a resistance 🙂‍↕️

Come join me while I wear a dino mask and read 'The Lost World' while also high. www.twitch.tv/mysticbedhea...

Dear bots, I'm broke. And I'm the kind of broke that goes back for generations and am friends with zero rich people as we are natural enemies. You will find no exploitable weaknesses here. You can't squeeze blood from a stone, no matter how empathetic or horny that stone is. I'm sorry. -me

I'm gonna get high. I missed the halftime show as I was making sure the kitten was laid next to his siblings and cleaning up the care setup. I guess my streak of not watching *any* of the Superbowl remains unbroken, but I do plan to watch tomorrow from the internet, which will still be a first.

Unfortunately, the last little bean couldn't rally. It's nearly impossible to save baby kittens born early to a mom who is a young kitten still herself. It was always going to be an uphill battle, and these babies started at the bottom of the ocean. Please Please PLEASE spay and neuter your pets.

Confession: I've never watched a Superbowl, much less the halftime show. That changes today. For the halftime show at least. Not sure I've grown enough to watch the Sportsball part without being an absolute asshat about it...

Tiny bean using my finger as a pillow 🖤

It was a long night, but at 7am I still had all three kittens, but knowing I was losing the battle. Between the 7am feeding, and the 9am feeding, two kittens crossed the rainbow bridge. I didn't expect them to see the sunrise, and I hope they knew how proud I was of them for fighting so hard.

I'm losing one of the kittens. No reading stream tonight. I'm needed elsewhere tonight 💔🖤

My son, bringing me his dad's old plastic dress up batting helmet: "What does the 'B' mean?" Me: "It stands for the Boston Red Sox" Son: oh! Well, when I wear it, it's standing on Boston BLUE Socks! *Looks down and wiggles the toes in his blue socks*