How I arrived on Bluesky.

Bane looking e-ville. #catsofbluesky

Well, at first I thought, "This isn't a bad painting of a werewolf reaching for the moon." But, the more I look at it, the more it appears he's raising his hand to ask a question — probably about werewolves. #acrylic #amateurart

"I'm gettin' tired of waitin' on cholesterol to be a hero." — Steve #dogsofbluesky #AdoptDontShop

Know what I'd like to see? "John Carpenter's The Ghost and Mr. Chicken." #ThoughtsAsISignOffForTheEvening

DOJ's recent 6th Circuit filing misspelled: Voters as “Votors” Emergency as "Emeregency" United States as "United Staes" And, it included a non-party in the caption. These are the people who want access to your sensitive voting records and who my team fights in court every day.

Monday morning project. Pretty raw, but you never have to worry about me using AI. Ever. #acrylic #amateurart

Is this the sign of a man who will let go of power? The president and his allies are acting as though that’s something they’ll never let happen.

Introducing the new and improved Stevie Two Twirls, now with demonic eyes. (Pitchfork and cape sold separately). #dogsofbluesky #AdoptDontShop

Current view. #dogsofbluesky #catsofbluesky

Well, I was hoping Celtic would provide a nice diversion this morning, but they're getting their ass beat, so ...

"One of my keys to happiness, Scott, is avoiding social media altogether. I tried Mastodon for a while, but once Toots were retired I no longer felt the platform had anything to offer me." — Steve #dogsofbluesky #AdoptDontShop

Did some rage painting this morning.

America needs regime change.

If pro-war politicians had to physically participate in the wars they start, there would be a lot less pro-war politicians.

I've had many regrets in my life, and I'm sure there'll be more. Still, I can always take comfort in knowing I didn't vote for someone who started a war in order to deflect from a pedophile ring.

Well, I see the "Peace President" has started a fuckin' war. Give yourselves a round of applause, MAGA.

Spotted bible-carrying door knockers in the neighborhood while sitting on the front patio, so Mary and I hit the dirt and commando crawled to the backyard. The dogs have now stopped barking, signaling the danger has passed.

Life hack ... futon covers also make great cat beds. #catsofbluesky

One in 10 Shetland Sheepdogs suffer from Chihuahua head tumors. Ask your veterinarian about potential treatments. #dogsofbluesky #AdoptDontShop

It's #NationalRetroDay, so I'm looking back on the time Steve and Bane starred in the all-animal version of "Rocky IV." #dogsofbluesky #catsofbluesky

🇺🇸 🏒 Captain hilary knight : “The joke was distasteful & unfortunate— Now I have to sit in front of you and explain someone else's behavior. It's not my responsibility… It’s a great teaching point to really shine light on how women should be championed for their amazing feats.”

Decided to drop a bit of alt-football field goal trivia. #football adamsonmedia.com/football-ufl...

Good morning. This was Steve yesterday after I asked him if he'd mind watching the State of the Union and recapping it for me. #dogsofbluesky #AdoptDontShop

England Bane and Tosh Ford Coley about to drop their new single, "Nights Are Forever Without Food." #catsofbluesky #dogsofbluesky

A thoroughly evil, malignant narcissist who despises his own country will spew myriad lies and incite more stochastic terrorism tonight. I wouldn't watch his State of The Union hate rally with your eyes.

Good morning. #catsofbluesky

Drop something WOODEN 🪵🪾🖤🪑🏚️

It's International Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day, so I just told Steve I was gonna eat him. #dogsofbluesky #AdoptDontShop

Love this tshirt... Nez Pierce where I come from

Tosh always laughs at Steve's jokes. #dogsofbluesky #AdoptDontShop

This is one of those days where I'm more pissed at the people who voted for the orange scrote than the orange scrote himself.

Remembering John Lewis on what would have been his 86th Birthday. “Get in good trouble, necessary trouble, and help redeem the soul of America.” -Lewis🕊️

My friend @grammarpurist.bsky.social suggested I do a short story on my recent late night knocking incident, so here it is. #flashfiction #shortstory adamsonmedia.com/mystery-susp...

Got a text from Chuck Schumer yesterday requesting money and I started laughing so hard I nearly forgot to reply STOP.

Wanted to try something completely different this morning and decided to pay tribute to "London After Midnight." It's extremely amateurish, but I'm an amateur, so ... #acrylic #horror

Pritzker’s invoice to White House: (via @nbcnews.com) @govpritzker.illinois.gov

"These walls are funny. First you hate 'em, then you get used to 'em. Enough time passes, you get so you depend on them." — Bane as Red in the all-cat version of "The Shawshank Redemption" #catsofbluesky

"What the hell do you mean we don't get a sweet potato treat this morning? It's Starchy Tuberous Root Friday, for dog's sake." — Steve #dogsofbluesky #AdoptDontShop

🔥 REP. @votebo.com MITCHELL: “I just get so sick of over and over the hate… I chose to run for office to help people. I didn’t come here to say who can I poke in the eye today.” Mitchell lights up Bully Bulso for the Pride flag ban, one of his many anti-🏳️‍🌈 bills. H/T @tndemocrats.bsky.social

Good morning. Decided to tap into my dystopian side, which is not hard to do these days. #acrylic #outsiderart

Happy Ash Thursday. #EvilDead

Statement from His Majesty The Steve on the arrest of Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor: "Cool." #dogsofbluesky #AdoptDontShop

Do not trust AI! Clearly it's run from a cornfield by He Who Walks Behind the Rows! (Seriously, don't use AI. It's an attack on the brain, the earth, and the soul. Someone sent me this screenshot because it's hilarious but AI really is the devil's tool!)

I love living in Missouri because I can write an article called "Shipwreck on Zombie Road" and people think it's a metaphor (which it can be!) but there is also a real shipwreck on a real place called Zombie Road. Photos inside: sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/shipwreck-...

In case you needed more reasons to dislike Nick Saban and Urban Meyer.

RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’ https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-time-in-hot-cars-helps-babies-to-sweat-out-toxins/

Splat Tuesday. #catsofbluesky #shelterpet