And once in the United States, they'll all be able to describe American fascism in their native tongue.

I hate fascists.

Glamourpuss. #catsofbluesky

Then again, age 11 and under may be upstairs. We should look just to be sure.

Good morning. Tosh decided to use Bane as a pillow, and big brother doesn't mind at all. #dogsofbluesky #catsofbluesky #BFFs

Yikes. Looks like I'm in trouble. #Caturday

"I'm coming for you, stone monkey. I'M COMING FOR YOU!" — Steve #dogsofbluesky #AdoptDontShop

My good friend Tony Lombardo passed away on Wednesday. He was a well-respected high school teacher for decades, but even better known in Birmingham as an accomplished guitarist, banjo player and music teacher. He was one of a kind, and I miss him.

Hello again, Canadian Football League. Uncle Scott missed you. #TiCats #Alouettes

"Snack ends in k, but most chihuahuas don't know that." — Steve #dogsofbluesky #AdoptDontShop

Hey, it's #HugYourCatDay. That's pretty much every day for me. #catsofbluesky

Good for him.

The kids are growing up. #wildlife

She is correct on all counts.

John Roberts' title should be officially changed from "Chief Justice" to "Grand Imperial Wizard." #JimCrowCourt

A deal has been reached. The Strait of Thormuz is open! #catsofbluesky #dogsofbluesky

"What is she doing, Steve?" "Cutting cantaloupe, Tosh." "Is she gonna give us some?" "Oh, yes ... yes, she is." #dogsofbluesky #AdoptDontShop

Thinking of the late, great Charlie on #internationalsheltieday. He was one of the sweetest dogs who ever lived.

State offices are closed here in Alabama today in honor of Jefferson Davis' birthday, just in case you were wondering why people ridicule us.

Current situation. #dogsofbluesky #AdoptDontShop

Late Sunday/early Monday painting project. I call this one "Avant Garden." #acrylic #abstract

She probably won't go through with it, but Tosh is seriously thinking about eating Steve. #dogsofbluesky #AdoptDontShop

The Republic of Contenta Rifugio has a visitor this morning. #wildlife

Repost with your first crush.

A bit of hidden history. I mean, it could've happened that way. #NationalCreativityDay #FlashFiction adamsonmedia.com/flash-fictio...

#Caturday greetings from Bane, aka The Big Bopper, Bop, and Mr. B.

"My band, Stevie Ray Dawg, will not be performing at the Great American State Fair concert series. We will debut our new song 'The House Is Barkin'' at another event at a later date." #dogsofbluesky #AdoptDontShop

Didn't expect to get caught at a light behind Jason Voorhees this morning.

Good morning. #catsofbluesky

Friday morning painting project. #acrylic #mountains

While I look forward to performing my hip-hop version of "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer" in front of a live audience, I will not be appearing at the Freedom 250 concert next month.

"Look, Scott ... I'm doing my eyes like Susanna Hoffs in 'Walk Like an Egyptian.' Most chihuahuas aren't even familiar with her work." — Steve #dogsofbluesky #AdoptDontShop

"The Holocaust was not carried out only by the truly evil and those who ran the death camps. It was carried out by lawyers who drafted the legal justifications, businessmen who used slave labor, bureaucrats who processed the paperwork, and neighbors who looked away."

Damn, Gil ... that escalated quickly. #wildlife #Apex

With the large exception of the Black church, southern Christianity in general serves power and does not antagonize it. As Frederick Douglass said, southern religion was the “justifier of the most appalling barbarity, a sanctifier of the most hateful frauds.”

And now, a moment of Tosh. #dogsofbluesky #AdoptDontShop

One of the most vile human beings on the planet won the Republican Senate primary runoff in Texas after being endorsed by one of the most vile human beings on the planet. Another proud moment for MAGA Murica.

"Run! Tell all the other herons the geese are comin'! You tell 'em I'm comin'... and hell's comin' with me, you hear?... hell's comin' with me!" #wildlife

Happy #WorldDraculaDay to all who salivate.

"Bane listened patiently as Scott explained the difference between Medicare and Medicaid. The cat understood ... he just didn't care." #catsofbluesky

Normally I have to walk to the lake to visit Gil, but he decided to make a house call this morning. #wildlife

"I am on the verge of reaching an historic peace deal with Thor. First, however, he must open the Strait of Thormuz." — Steve #dogsofbluesky #AdoptDontShop

A column designed to make you drowzy. adamsonmedia.com/humor-sleep-...

The kids are growing up fast. #wildlife

The Mighty Thor looking angelic on a #Caturday morning. #catsofbluesky

Friday is always leg day for Steve. He wants to get swole by summer. #dogsofbluesky #AdoptDontShop

Another one Russian to the exit.

Happy birthday to the beautiful and talented Tosh, who is 2 years old today. Love ya, kid. #dogsofbluesky #AdoptDontShop

I always want to comment on those cute videos that show a little girl who befriends a werewolf or leprechaun, but I don't because the little girl is probably AI.

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live AC/DC The Ramones The Who The Rolling Stones Alice Cooper Black Sabbath Van Halen The Cars Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band Fleetwood Mac