Ladies and gentlemen, our next guest is just back from Broadway where he starred in "Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer, The Musical." Please give a warm welcome to ... Steve. #dogsofbluesky #AdoptDontShop

Speaking of voices under attack…can we be just as loud about Black journalists and comedians who are silenced, even by our so-called liberal outlets. • Joy Reid • Don Lemon • Melissa Harris-Perry • Tiffany Cross • Jemele Hill • Marc Lamont Hill • Karen Attiah • Amber Ruffin

After quiet contemplation, I have decided to Wang Chung tonight.

"Getting a bit tired of Jimmy Kimmel stealing my spotlight." #dogsofbluesky #AdoptDontShop

RFK Jr. Promotes Natural Immunity With Invitation To Touch His Festering Sore https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-promotes-natural-immunity-with-invitation-to-touch-his-festering-sore/

Quote this with your reaction to getting left behind during the rapture:

Looking forward to today's half-off After Rapture sale.

Dear Leader addresses the U.N. today. Another opportunity for the rest of the world to look at America and ask, "What the hell were they thinking.?"

I'm thinking about canceling my subscription to the United States and seeing if it does any good.

Come on, Tylenol ... let's see some of that extra strength in the courtroom.

Decided to pretend I had a job and was writing a column on deadline. #CFL adamsonmedia.com/cfl-football...

The change to the rouge goes into effect next year.

The #CFL will keep the rouge, although the single point won't be awarded for missed field goals or punts that go out of the end zone.

The #CFL just announced that starting in 2027 that goalposts would be moved to the back of the end zone, which will be shortened to 15 yards (from 20). The length of the field will be decreased to 100 yards from 110, but remain 65 yards wide.

Newborn Loses Faith In Humanity After Record 6 Days https://theonion.com/newborn-loses-faith-in-humanity-after-record-6-days-1819573929/

This holiday season, turn on your heartlight as Steve stars in a reimagining of one of the most beloved films of all time. He is .... E.T. the Excitable Tinyman. Coming soon to a theater near you. #dogsofbluesky #AdoptDontShop

Nice.

Getting Monday off to a fast — if shaky — start. #dogsofbluesky #AdoptDontShop

Signing off until tomorrow, kids. Let's all try to get some rest. #catsofbluesky

Time to get in the spirit.

"According to the American Kennel Club, Aztecs believed that when a nobleman died, they had to kill a Chihuahua and bury or cremate it with the body. That's some bullshit, man." — Steve #dogsofbluesky #AdoptDontShop

The Jets' quest to be the first team mathematically eliminated from 2025 playoff contention remains on track.

Some light pregame reading ... #NFL adamsonmedia.com/nfl-usfl-kic...

"No, Scott ... I'm not angry that breakfast was late, just hurt." — Steve #dogsofbluesky #AdoptDontShop

I'm not religious, but this guy still said he would pray for me.

Happy #BatmanDay, old chums.

"I'm a happy lass, Scott, but if the tiny beast tries to steal my toys again, his arse is mine." — Tosh #dogsofbluesky #AdoptDontShop

Saturday greetings from the outskirts of The Republic of Contenta Rifugio.

Look, if Antifa was an actual organization, I'd have gotten a bunch of emails from them asking for contributions.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah ... love you, too." — Steve #dogsofbluesky #AdoptDontShop

Turns out Disney really is a Mickey Mouse Club. #NoKings

I love that oh so brief moment in the morning when I'm not thinking about all the evil and stupidity in this country. Unfortunately, that moment has passed. #NoKings #ItsACoup

Venus and the moon hanging out this morning. They make a cute couple.

Hang in there, friends. Bane wants me to sign off so he can offer up some helpful coping mechanisms. See you tomorrow. #catsofbluesky

I don’t know how I would be getting by without nature and my dog through all this. For those of you who can’t get out in the woods, here’s 90 seconds of our hike today. Don’t miss the sneeze at the end. (I took out the sound because my feet were making such loud crunching noises.)

On a lighter note ... #dogsofbluesky #AdoptDontShop

It didn't take long to burn it all down, did it America? Of course it's to be expected when you elect a convicted felon.

Signing off for the evening, kids. Be sure to pour one out for the First Amendment.

"You really need to clean that light fixture, Scott. I'd do it but, you know ... no opposable thumbs." — Thor #catsofbluesky

A quick break from gloom and doom. #catsofbluesky #flashfiction adamsonmedia.com/cats-humor-f...

Saw a shooting star while out on my pre-dawn walk today. That means it's time to start listening to "War of the Worlds" and monitoring the police scanner in Grovers Mill, New Jersey.

It ... is ... ALIVE! #dogsofbluesky #AdoptDontShop

True Story.

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky

Did this one yesterday. I call it "The Factory." #outsiderart #acrylic

I realize the USA has a problematic history and "liberty and justice for all" is an illusion, but man ... this 2025 spin down the toilet is mind-boggling.

My main goal was to record Steve's breakfast trot, but as a bonus I learned that Thor is a member of the Green Lantern Corps. #dogsofbluesky #catsofbluesky

To each their own, of course, but hanging out with critters is helping my mental health tremendously. I highly recommend it. #catsofbluesky #shelterpet

"Marvel, people ... marvel." — Steve #dogsofbluesky #AdoptDontShop

Tosh listens carefully as I explain the offsides rule in soccer. #dogsofbluesky #AdoptDontShop