Things you say to cats: "I love you but you don't need to inspect my toast."

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The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.

I just realized that 43 years ago I saved my own life in a serious car accident by reaching down to the passenger floorboard for my Barbie right when it happened. According to the physics, I should’ve been thrown through the windshield and likely crushed by the rolling and flipping car. Mind blown!

NASCAR fans are in mourning for Greg Biffle and his family.

You might be thinking, "CPSC, does a dry Christmas tree really burn that much faster than a well-watered tree?" Friend, let's find out together by watching this PSA.

In Dexter, MO on Christmas Day it’s supposed to be about 70°F WTAF 😱

Dear Santa, I only want one thing for Christmas. Can you have the reindeer do that grandma thing to our president?

What if… Your boss really needed your help at a different workplace for a week and offered to tack on an extra hour of pay for drive time to and from there. It wasn’t something they’re supposed to do, but they were desperate. THEN they didn’t add the extra hours. What would you do?

Interested in a new book? If you’d like to read a story about a mom trying to find her way out of an abusive relationship while dealing with a years old mystery box and confusing memories… this is for you! I WROTE THIS! 😆 It’s only $7.99 USD for paperback or 99¢ for ebook! Come ‘n’ get it! ❤️ 📖 #book

Just realized my dad is kinda like Santa. For years he’s been trying to find certain people who have money from an employee owned company being sold. And he gets no financial benefit out of it.

I love this man.

I designed some new graphic tees last night (early this morning). Most are funny, in my opinion. A few are political. One is literal art. Instead of spamming y’all with a bunch of posts, I’ll put them all under here.

Chocolate covered daaaaayyyyyy!

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I designed some new graphic tees last night (early this morning). Most are funny, in my opinion. A few are political. One is literal art. Instead of spamming y’all with a bunch of posts, I’ll put them all under here.

When it’s freezing cold outside… the MukLuk boots I got on clearance for $10 last year are AMAZING! 😆

Watched “Weapons” last night, too. I loved it because I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time. Maybe it’s my twisted, dark sense of humor, but I found a couple parts toward the end incredibly hilarious while also being somewhat gory. I feel like it was meant that way. Had to be!

If it’s gonna be below freezing for more than 24 hours where you are… remember to leave open the cabinets under your sink(s) and let the tap drip just a bit until it’s above freezing again to help keep your water lines from freezing up and making a big mess 💰.

“The Conjuring: Last Rites” is the best of all Conjuring movies! Pretty sure I stopped breathing for a full 2 minutes and my heart was pounding for the last half hour. Holy moly!

Martina knows the danger. She lived it. Remember: You matter. Your voice counts. Do not freeze. Do not shrink. Keep your head high and speak loud. We still hold our rights… for now. Stand up while we can. Are you with us?

My feed today

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I just finished watching “The Innkeepers” on PlutoTv (free) and it’s made in 2011/12 but it looks and feels like it’s made in 1980s. Not a great horror, more light horror, a touch of gore, more thriller, but interesting. Definitely different than most.

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They wanna know where the Antifa headquarters are? “Your mom’s bedroom.”

I didn’t think voting to make online betting legal would lead to me being inundated with ads for bet apps months before AND AFTER it started. But it did. Ugh.

I’m a terrible parent. I’ve never microwaved my kids. 😢

Ding a ling day is NOT what I thought it is.

“His descent was like nightfall” - Homer

The US President: •Receives pretend Peace Prize •Allows blowing up of Venezuelan fishing boats •Allows seizure of Venezuelan oil tanker

#Antifa has never been categorized as a terrorist organization in the US in the past because there has never been a FASCIST as president until now.

Listen… I’m not saying it’s impossible, BUT until an ACTUAL NEWS SOURCE takes this and runs with it I refuse to believe this. Mainly because I’m sick of being duped by hack news disinformation just to get views and clicks.

I found a #rock

It’s really nice to not always see Musk in the news, though.

TIL about "snow nose." Frankie's nose is usually all black. None more black. Noticed it was looking pink and learned this hypopigmentation happens in some dogs due to temperature-sensitive pigment enzymes

Today’s to-do list: Eat brownies. ✔️ https://www.nationaldaycalendar.com/national-day/national-brownie-day-december-8 #nationaldaycalendar #celebrateeveryday #nationalbrownieday

Tomorrow’s days = HERE 👇 #NationalDayCalendar #CelebrateEveryDay #CelebrationStation

The US needs a leader who wasn’t born with a silver spoon in their mouth. Someone who has recently been inside a grocery store and personally paid their own bills. These millionaires and billionaires have GOT TO GO!

We

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I care but I have issues

Watching the new #Ghosts episode and Sass is hot in modern clothes!

A tender moment on the water as a coot watches over its brightly-coloured chicks, glowing in the morning light. #Birds #lukehaigh #birdwatching #photography

The Nice Guy and what women want (not a guide)

I've been tasked with separating the pages for this 1924 reprint of the 1598 book Hero and Leander. One slip & you'll tear a page, the book is over a century old, so it's a big deal! It's going to take a steady hand & iron will only a librarian can muster!📚 (The video version) #booksky #librarysky

I don’t know what to say about this.

“Must be able to stand for long periods…” (or we deserve better benefits)

So busy