Happy Monday good people of the interwebs. I am having a party tonight at my house. Please bring a covered dish by 6pm and leave it on the porch. Please put your name and phone number on the bottom using masking tape and a permanent marker. I will call you when you can come pick up your dish.

Before I head to the tattoo parlor are the kids today still getting lower back tattoos?

Watching the Witcher. This is my kind of entertainment.

I realize I belong on the front a yacht wearing a speedo and drinking champagne and complaining about the quality of the caviar. But here I am in Penguin Pajamas drinking coffee and bitching about the quality of this pop tart.

I have been on the internet in some form of fashion since roughly 1985. Today I received my first picture of man junk. I can cross that off my bucket list.

I need more cowbell

I spent the most time with THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT: THE ANTHOLOGY. More in my #SpotifyWrapped

I heard someone say today that this store was their favorite hat store. It got me thinking and I realized I do not have a favorite store let alone a favorite hat store. I need to get to work on this.

Happy Monday children of the corn.

I find intelligence to be extremly attractive.

My favorite song from Hamilton. www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY5G...

I wonder if the really cool new balance sneakers all the other old dudes wear are on sale today?

Stop, drop, shut 'em down, open up shop

It seems like the same stuff is on sale every black Friday.

I had tickets to see Led Zepplin in Philadelphia 22 October 1980. I lost the ticket somewhere over the years and I never did get to see them live. One of my big disappointments.

Growing up I considered myself an adventurous eater. I would try anything once and found some interesting things to eat over the years. I am not McRib adventurous but I can live with that.

I am thankful for all of you that post your thoughts and ideas and funny sightings on here each day.

Up and at it. open.spotify.com/track/273uCX...

The answer to todays trivia question is Who were the Moops.

Happy National Cake Day to all those who celebrate. On a side note does anyone have an Oura ring? I have the chance to pick one up for 49 dollars if they are any good.

If you are happy and you know it clap your hands. If your happy and you do not know it ... well now I am stuck.

I got a part in the neighborhood play. We are doing Fiddler on the Roof. I am Man #7. I hope its a big part.

Go ARMY

On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese. I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed.

Happy whatever day it is you little balls of sunshine out there. And if you are in the Austin area please be careful with the potential flooding.

Happy Saturday to all those who actually ready my stuff.

I think Spirit should just keep transitioning for each Holiday Season. As soon as Spirit Halloween comes down up goes Spirit Thanksgiving. Let me call my guy and see what he thinks.

It is nice to be home. It was too cold in NY. But seeing the snow was nice. It is going to be 84 here so I will break out the speedo later.

Hello good people of Louisiana from the speck in the sky

If you live in Nashville hello down there. Can you tell I am bored?

If you live in Louisiana hello down there

4am Uber pickup tomorrow. Tomorrow me is going to be annoyed with today me.

I had such a crush on her.

If People elects me the sexiest man of the year this year I will not forget all the little people who made this happen.

Did you ever just look at someone's profile picture and just know they smell like hotdog water? Asking for a friend.

Seems legit

I may just be bringing sexy back.

One day I will get my picture taken for something famous and it will say styled by Dockers.

I do not want to ruin the surprise ending but the S&P is always going to go up. As soon as a stock has a major drop they are removed from the list and a new growing stock is added. I like the way they do math.

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Happy Give Someone a Dollar Day to all those who celebrate. And if you do not know who to give a dollar to then look no further than the Cheese.

Happy Saturday from a cool and rainy Austin Texas.

I am dressing up a sexy IT person this evening. If you see me out and about mind your business.

Happy Halloween to all those who celebrate it. Or as I like to call it test the lawn sprinkler system night.

Happy Thursday I think. open.spotify.com/track/2tUZVe...

One to watch today.

When I was younger I loved sports. I could watch sports all day. I knew all the players and relevant stats. Now I am more likely to watch an old movie than a sporting event. I wonder what changed in me?

Well my wife comes home from her trip tomorrow she will eventually discover the pantry is empty. Then she will ask me where it all went. And best part is when I tell her she will say that was a great idea.

If you know someone who needs help because of the Goverment shutdown I can offer a little help.