Tomorrow is #Monday.

Life as a Nets fan. 😣 #NBADraftLottery

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I’m behind on the weekend and it’s not even 10pm on Friday.

Starship - We Built This City youtu.be/IDI2WQJyE7I

Reality can be funny and depressing all at once.

“I don’t want to grow up…”

Wilson Phillips - Hold On m.youtube.com/watch?v=uIbX...

I’m bright… but I’m also dim.

I don't know who needs to hear this but living your life to the fullest doesn't have to include calling me on the phone

Clever. Cartoon by @tbtoro.bsky.social

Tomorrow is Monday.

🙃x4 #Memes

Post something random or you'll have an awful May.

My brain seems to be programmed to replace the word 'gift' with 'grift' whenever Trump's name is mentioned in the same sentence. www.msn.com/en-us/news/w...

Mets fans, what is worse: - having the worst record in MLB - the Yankees having the second best record in the MLB - the Braves having the best record in MLB?

I attempted to eat my feelings tonight and now I feel bummed with a tummy ache. Yay. 😣

Good morning everybody!! I sure could use a pot of coffee right about now...

Greta Van Fleet - Heat Above m.youtube.com/watch?v=vrWF...

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Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?

Flight Attendant Licks Her Lips As Traveler Approaches Gate With Large Suitcase https://theonion.com/flight-attendant-licks-her-lips-as-traveler-approaches-1826331865/

Random tip: asking random questions after 10pm will likely lead to regrets before 7am.

From the @semafor.com media newsletter: The controlling investor in Letterboxd is looking to sell its stake in the company. They've solicited interest from Versant, and last year approached the Ankler about purchasing it. www.semafor.com/article/04/2...

Most people would agree that I’m funny; in what way is the source of disagreement. 😄😜🙃

Supreme Court to Hear Arguments in Landmark Roundup Weedkiller Case www.nytimes.com/2026/04/26/c...

Tomorrow is #Monday.

Cafuné - Tek It m.youtube.com/watch?v=1Kco...

Aww, poor kiwi. It's as if it knows its fate and doesn't want any part of it.

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Random thought: I think it'd be kind of cruel for a person to eat meat of a particular animal in front of said animal. Imagine eating a hamburger in front of a cow or having a boiled egg in front of a chicken.

Happy Earth Day

💙💚 Happy Earth Day 💚💙

@awolf12.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/mets... 👀

Ellie Goulding - Love Me Like You Do m.youtube.com/watch?v=AJtD...

Random thought: what is it about Chinese food that makes it so desirable to eat at 3AM over the kitchen sink? 🤔

Being hypocritical. Saying they believe in one thing but their actions suggest otherwise.

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💯😄🫩 It’s funny because it’s true.

Tomorrow is #Monday.

I miss the times in college, when I’d watch shows with friends or floor mates and we’d talk about it afterward. Season 2 of Daredevil has been so good! #DaredevilBornAgain

@awolf12.bsky.social how is the season starting off for the Mets? 🙃

Oh, the leopards, lol. chescaleigh on ytube - youtube.com/shorts/1XikX...

Our team received a report of intermittent app outages at about 11:40pm PDT on April 15, 2026. They worked through the night to mitigate a sophisticated Distributed Denial-of-Service (DDoS) attack, which intensified throughout the day.

My hand-eye coordination could have been better during dinner tonight.

“He cheated on the golf course. He cheated on his taxes. He cheated on his wives. He cheated the business contractors he stiffed. He tried to cheat in the 2020 election. And now he’s trying to cheat on the 2026 midterms - because he knows he can’t win.”

I think if I worry about it a little bit more it'll solve everything

1. Lies My Teacher Told Me by James Loewen 2. Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut 3. Never Let Me Go by Kazuo Ishiguro 4. Free to Discriminate by Gene Slater #Booksky 📚

Sade - By Your Side youtu.be/C8QJmI_V3j4