I heard that the thing evil men have in common is micropenises and everything made a little more sense

WATTERS: “He passes me, screeches on the brakes, rolls down the window and says ‘F.U. FASCIST!’ — in my neighborhood! He doesn’t know I’m a fascist!” @jessicatarlov.bsky.social: “Yes he does! You’re on TV.” 👀 🔥

My painting WARM WATER SKY

For some reason, I'm thinking about how aggressively Savannah Guthrie has interviewed Trump. During an October 2020 town hall, she took him to task for spreading conspiracy theories, COVID, and election denial. She scolded: "You're not like someone's crazy uncle who can just retweet whatever." 🤔

I'm trying to imagine what the curriculum would look like for teaching a person who's only source had been fox news: Critical Thinking Logic Emotional Regulation Sociology What am I missing?

Now Playing: the Katee Sackhoff Battlestar Gallactica miniseries reaction video that just came out

I love this picture from the performers at the Super Bowl Even the sugar cane was happy

Spoiler alert: Elon Musk will not build a colony or an outpost or so much as an outdoor toilet on the Moon. Not in ten years. Not in twenty years. Not ever. When your dipshit friend or relative expresses excitement over his announcement, just change the subject. There's no point. It's a cult.

HYAT

She is living proof of how a jellyfish can live without a brain.

well just bless her brainless lil heart

full bush summer walked so superbowl bush could run

youtube is garbage with midshow ads. here's the nfl link

K-Pop Superbowl Halftime next year. Let's keep the assholes angry.

"My name is Benito Antonio Martínez Ocasio, and if I'm here today at Super Bowl 60, it's because I never, ever stopped believing in myself. You should also believe in yourself. You're worth more than you think. Trust me."

Bondi is to Trump what Maxwell was to Epstein.

The idiot lives in Puerto Rico? They're gonna burn his house down lol

the honmoon was strengthened for a whole year

It doesnt matter if that wasn't Liam at the show. He was with us anyway.

Bad Bunny’s closing messages during his Super Bowl performance: “The only thing more powerful than hate is love” “Together, we are America”

Ocasio gang rise up 🙌🏽🇵🇷

The AI commercials during the super bowl are so off putting. Real uncanny valley hours with deaged actors looking like the wax museum.

Eso!

work in progress

how much could a giant mech cost anyway

Epstein files are being unredacted by hackers, if successful, expect Trump to launch a military attack on Iran. If all names are exposed then it puts Netanyahu and Israel on a timer.

nevermind spanish, some of you have three days to learn how to dance

looooool

I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not've got 'em There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin' Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em But anyways, fuck it, what's been up, man? How's your daughter? My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm 'bout to be a father

It's a good one! "El pueblo unido jamás será vencido! The people united will never be defeated. Stand up. Fight back"

Oh my god. If my ex husband had been SECRETLY feeding me STD meds there would be no need for divorce.

They should invent a grief that isn't devastating

I got carried away 😜

Anyone need a roommate? I’ve got a lot of really cool toys, I’m very, very neat and I’m probably going to lose my house soon.

these manbabies need to learn how to regulate their emotions instead of forcing themselves onto others in order to feel powerful

we need to use sealing jutsu on these motherfucking nazis

Globe and Mail cartoon

work in progress

I learned a new word today

BREAKING: CBP agents who murdered Alex Pretti have been IDENTIFIED: Jesus Ochoa, 43, and Raymundo Gutierrez, 35. www.propublica.org/article/alex...

Sometimes you have to just enjoy the moment, regardless of the hellfire that surrounds you. May you all have a great night. May your night be bright, May you enjoy the moment, Minnesota strong. #Photography #Haiku #MinnesotaStrong

just critted with my wargong-a-rang

No wonder he buried Ivana on a golf course: He’s done it before. How many dead children have golfers unknowingly walked over on his properties?

When will people get off Spotify? I was on it for 10 years, I know how hard it is. There are alternatives.

it is a natural human right to not be psychologically tortured every hour, by the way