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B*tches & females, these types of men deserve the "male loneliness epidemic." 🤦‍♀️

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

Am I the only one who thinks it's weird when an artist says not to steal their work when it's based on a monetized IP they don't have permission to use, let alone make money off of? "You're paying for the work." I can work on a hamburger, McDs will still be pissed if I sell it as a Big Mac.

#RumpIndictment Got enough on this grifter to #25th him. Nixon’s crimes were fewer and he was forced out .

wOn'T sOmBoDy tHiNk oF tHe mEn?!?

You know it's going to be a great day in customer service when you've already thought "fuck you, numbnut inbred trash," five times in the first hour.

Ah yes, because of course restricting women's rights will make women want to date these hateful man-babies. Not.

"Can you break a hundred?" Can you not fucking get them in the first place?

Trump has so many ghouls orbiting him that I had to look up which one Charlie Kirk was, and it didn't take too long to run across this quote from him "It's worth it to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment." My pillow remains dry.

There's so many men like this now. It's such a mystery why there's a "Male loneliness epidemic". 🤷‍♀️

My favorite uncommon words: Zaftig Zeitgeist Onomatopoiea Sorry Scrumptious Nards Floccinaucinihilipilification Turd

Dear God, PLEASE LET SOMEONE WIN THE FUCKING POWERBALL ALREADY!!!! Sincerely, Those of us who sell tickets and are ready to fucking murder people

CHICAGO…

Oh no... anyway...

She gets full honors for trying to assault members of congress during an insurrection, meanwhile asylum seekers checking in for their immigration hearing are dragged out and sent to live in a cage

Seven people have asked me for lottery tickets. I told those seven people we sell them through a vending machine in the corner. All seven of them walked out without getting tickets. All seven of them were also of the "kids today are lazy and unwilling to learn new skills" generation. 🙄

Dear ASMR artists of the world, Fucking eat something before you shoot. -The society of people who can hear your tumtums growling.

Present mood

Introducing a revolutionary new technique guaranteed to make your shopping experience easier and faster. Ready? Hang up and put it away.

God forbid I agree with Republicans on anything, but I, too, am ready for the day when we can load poor people into rockets and blast them into space. Gas station garbage cans are for a cup or bag of chips, not your bi-yearly trailer cleaning you fucker. Maybe spend less on scratchers and chew?

"Hey, I have an idea! What if... even if the player blocks all the enemy's damage, they still get hit with any status effects generated by the attack? Block two damage and one poison, still get one poison level! Isn't that AWESOME?!" Dear this Designer, eeeeeeeeeveryone wants you to die.

Oh, Raid is clever. They don't pay too much to every Youtuber. Some youtubers are whoring out for mere hundred bucks 😏

#bigots. #hypocrites. #fascists. #notsentient

Dear every other credit card company, You are blowing a GOLDEN opportunity by not running a "Bonus for new sign-ups, what you spend your money on is YOUR business," campaign.

Something extra disheartening about seeing a late teen / early 20 wearing a MAGA hat. "HELL NO, I don't need to have a future!!! Not as much as I need brown people disappearing into windowless vans!!! TRUMP4LYFE420XXX!!!"

Medicare for All - "That's socialism!" Social Security - "That's socialism!" Debt free education - "That's socialism!" Universal childcare - "That's socialism!" $1 trillion+ in tax cuts for the wealthy... "That's just how it is."

Not that I'm complaining, I'm just curious what I said for like a hundred people to start following me since last night. I'm an idiot and a perv, not necessarily in that order.

Dear Americans who still look young enough to get carded, RENEW YOUR FUCKING LICENSES! THREE YEARS EXPIRED, ARE YOU GODDMAN KIDDING ME? GET OFF YOUR ASS, LUSH!!!

It doesn't surprise me that America sells shit-themed candy, but it makes me sad how well it sells.

Just a random afternoon in New York 💙

Just found this in my register... is ANYONE surprised it's on a $1?