She got the dog's tennis ball.

Are any Republicans self-aware enough to realize all of their vitriol placed towards anti-fascism is a bad look?

Post something 90s

Want to feel old? I took my daughter and her friends to an escape room for her birthday. I was there to help if needed so they could solve the puzzles. One puzzle involved figuring out a phone number. The girls asked me to dial the number, because none of them knew how to dial a rotary phone.

I like Sabrina Carpenter's outfit for her first musical performance on tonight's SNL

I realize 40 and 41 are a bit on the older side for pro quarterbacks, but listening to people talk about Flacco and Rogers going up against one another last Thursday was disheartening for someone who is 47. Also go Steelers. I still think we can clinch the top division spot this year.

Who's your favorite Jedi? (Wrong answers only)

Finally watched Terrifier and wow... It was bad.

I think I'm cursed. When I actually get to watch the game, the Steelers lose

I get it Republicans. Universal healthcare is a radical idea. It's such a pipe dream. How is it that Democrats can expect something that only every other developed nation in the world has figured out?

Tron: Ares was a lot of fun. Shame it's not doing better at the box office

Yes I'm old

Unsolicited Nick Pic

Wouldn't want to break Pokemon law.

I think one of my sexier traits is that I can name all 151 original Pokemon. That's right ladies! Bulbasaur to Mew

Guess which idiot did not win the Peace prize

I'm dead

Animated - Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind Live action - Hero

I really need to write some more, but there's a problem. That problem is called Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles

It sure would be nice if cars were equipped with some sort of device that would indicate their intention to change lanes

Don't let them fool you. Republicans control both the house and Senate. If there's a shutdown, it falls squarely on their shoulders. If they could agree with each other they wouldn't need Democrat votes. Preposterous that they're blaming Democrats

Can we please remove this moron while we still have a country?

Pochacco of course. He's old school Sanrio

I like having a first amendment. Is he dead yet?

Anyone a 9th level Cleric? Because I am deceased youtu.be/ZWJutMTIyUU?...

The Princess Bride Runway Bride Corpse Bride

All my lady moots are so hot. What's up with that?

Thank you Mr. President for pointing out how the current administration is trampling the first amendment

Do I think people should be celebrating an assassination? Absolutely not. Does such celebration justify governors or other lawmakers seeking the celebrator to be fired from their job? Absolutely not and that tramples on the first amendment

If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky.

Words were written this weekend. Not many, but got past the bit that I kept getting hung up on.

I need to get words on the page this week. Send good vibes

We need to get rid of lifetime appointments to the Supreme Court. When that was created, people didn't live past 60. Now four of the justices are over 70. Lifetime appointments don't make sense anymore. The point was so that their term would iutlast a president, so give them 10-year terms.

I mean. The crosswalks aren't rainbow.

Ladies, What do you think if the guy wants to be the little spoon? --little spoon enthusiast

Holy shit. Fellow Floridians, please vote this administration and anyone who agrees with this out of my state before they kill our children with preventable diseases. Florida surgeon general says state will eliminate all vaccine mandates share.google/0RAVIed7May4...

Can someone please wipe the orange shit off his face? It looks so stupid.

Want to get some good dialogue options? Play a Selunite cleric and romance Shadowheart.

So I might be the only person left alive who hasn't finished Baldur's Gate III. I'm just so addicted to making characters. I just got a fourth into act 3, with countless others in parts of Acts 1 and 2.

It's the guns.

Possession: The Exorcism of Emily Rose Sci-Fi, non aliens: Moon Body Horror: The Fly Serial Killer, non slasher: The Silence of the Lambs Man v Nature: Predator Horror Icon: Frederick Krueger Found Footage: Cloverfield Admittedly Terrible Horror Movie you love anyway: Dead Alive (Braindead)

I need to work on my book today, but my Bladesinger in Baldur's Gate is calling my name

Pleated skirts are my kryptonite

Okay ladies, be honest. When you ask us to find something, and we search and search for like 10-15 minutes to no avail, and then you go and look and find the thing in 20 seconds, you really had it with you the whole time just to eff with us right?

Is it ok for men to need a cry day?

Why is body shaming men so culturally accepted?

This is the closest they've been to each other without fighting

If you see this, post a pokémon, animal crossing villager, flower, and color you like!