Wow. Someone asked chatGPT for the 100 best comedies of all time and this is the rancid slop it regurgitated on all of us. The top 3 are flaming garbage compared to all other comedies. No business being on the list, let alone that high. Oh, and I didn't even see Shrek on the list. What the hell??

Retrograde? Shiiiit, Leo's vibe in every grade!

Its that magical time of year, y'all!

He may be tom fitton but that shirt sure as shit doesn't!

"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure, Charlie Brown."

Uhhhh... I thought he said trillions of dollars last month. That jive aint jiving.

"Back in my day we didn't have the internet. If you wanted to grift the rubes you had to create a fake college." - Donald Trump probably

Oh, man. One of cinema's most reliable weirdos, and I mean that in a highly complimentary fashion. RIP. variety.com/2025/film/ne...

They couldn't even let us have the Shamwow. Not even the Shamwow.

Seein' alot of maga having buyer's remorse this weekend.

I'm so sick of seeing teams like the Chiefs, the Patriots, and the Bills getting coddled and jerked off by the NFL, the refs, and the dipshit fucking commentators. I'm this close to not watching anymore. It's nauseating.

What Fucking game is Tony Romo watching?? He's the epitome of mediocre white guy. He has no idea what he's saying but he's very confident in saying it while getting paid to say it. He should go into politics.

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle

You realize that's what we did to destroy the machines in The Matrix, right? It didn't work.

I had to mute that dumb, useless piece of shit Tony Romo. He sounds like he chain smokes penises right before going on the air.

There's a 2 in 3 chance he just reposted an asset from outside the United States. Just saying.

Tony Romo just climaxed talking about Mahomes. That booth must smell like spunk, sweat, and no Superbowl rings.

I'm sorry but that show Landman looks like the temu version of Yellowstone, which was the Walmart clearance version of Dallas.

A movie that takes place where you are from.

Tony Romo is about run out on that field and give Mahomes a fucking handle job.

That refs check from KC must not have cleared.

Got Paramount+ so we could watch football. 3rd week in a row the app isn't airing the early game. Fucking useless.

Horny! In the Rare Books Section of the Library

*industrial music slams on as the Pope screams out the lyrics* 🎶 The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round. The wheels on the bus go round and round, all through the town! ROUND... AND... ROOOOOOOUUUUUUUNNNNNNDDDDDDD🎶

Annnnnnd... there went my off-brand Lego Titanic. All over the fucking floor. We're going to be finding Lego for months with our feet. Thanks, Tom.

🎶 Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted, one moment Would you capture it, or just let it slip? 🎶

🎶 When I was young I never needed anyone And makin' love was just for fun Those days are gone 🎶

🎶 Oh, ah-ah-ah-ah!! 🎶

🎶 It's not like you killed someone It's not like you drove a hateful spear into His side Praise the one who left you broken down and paralyzed He did it all for youuuuuu 🎶

My hand hurts.

It's so hard to choose one, but I'm sticking to Partyman.

Did I go to the E.R.? Of course not! I'm a middle aged white male from rural America. I'm dumb.

Was opening a big box with a steak knife, then the rheumatism kicked in, I dropped the knife and reflexively swung my hand to catch it when the knife hit handle first on the table with the point up. You'll never guess what happened next.

Oh, definitely Star Trek Online. I lived in that game for nearly 5 years.

I'll go with Blink 182's "I Miss You."

I saw Star Wars: Episode I: the Phantom Menace 6 times in the theatre in 2 days when it came out in '99.

Sometimes I forget that Arkansas exists.

*sheepish grin*

Americans in unison: MAKE GROCERIES CHEAPER! Grocery stores: Best we can do is sell the thing you're gonna use to shoot us up with for groceries being too high.

I'll tell you what, New Skin is a life saver!

The funniest most chilling thing about this is the question of why this has even come up. Who has a burning desire to… display these symbols ?

You know, when you have to go out of your way to tell people that in a television interview, I have concerns that your party is doing whippits right before going on the air.

Alien: I come in peace. Dolph: Yeah, but you leave in pieces. *blows up alien with his own gun*

Shadow of the Day. Saved my life.

🎶 CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT? 🎶

It used to be Frozen but recently it's shifted to the Deadpool and Wolverine trailer version of Like a Prayer.

Hey, grok, who has the weirdest looking dick? A duck or Elon Musk?

Everything about that scumbitch is a mistake: from her abysmal fashion sense to her election to her existence. One BIG fuckin' mistake.

You know, for the longest time, I thought I had made this movie up in my head when I was a teenager.

Going with: Real Genius Aliens Masters of the Universe Honey, I Shrunk the Kids (I was a child in the 80s, can you tell?)