Got a hankerin' to watch 12 Monkeys (1995)! Feels oddly relevant for some reason.

Mr. Good Boy wants you all to have a kick ass Sunday! He also says that if it can't be kick ass, go out and kick some ass. Be your own ass kickery.

"Leet thim eated the cakes." - Melania

It's hilarious that the Ides of March is going to become a celebrated American holiday to honor the abrupt and violent end of a fascist regime and, eventually, all their heirs.

Drill sergeant: 🎶MY BOLOGNA HAS A FIRST NAME🎶 Troops marching and singing in time: 🎶IT'S O-S-C-A-R🎶 Drill sergeant: 🎶MY BOLOGNA HAS A SECOND NAME🎶 Troops: 🎶IT'S M-A-Y-E-R🎶 Drill sergeant and troops: 🎶HOO-AH🎶

The evil that men do lives after them

If you see this, post a chef please

No Sir. I don't like it.

I needed this.

Today is my favorite holiday when it comes to toppling asshole dictators and their fascist, decadent regimes.

Woke up and had some brilliant thoughts on my WIP. I'm going to take P.A.M., a character from an earlier sci-fi novel I wrote 10 years ago, a fully "fleshed" out character I have loved since she first made herself known to me, and adapt her to my current project. P.A.M.'s inspiration is this gif:

No joke.

That seems like alot. Maybe he only got 700% or 800% or even 500% of Iran.

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit

In my opinion, if we're going to enslave animals to eat them we should be giving them LSD, MDMA, and mushrooms. If they gotta die to be our food at least let them converse with their gods.

Those who learned history are doomed to repeat it, apparently.

When the bacon grease starts poppin'.

In basic training, if you went to the hospital, field medic, or urgent care as often as this man does you were nicknamed "sick call." They even made you dog tags for it. Don't ask me how I know.

You know what my dream job would be, besides being a published sci-fi author? It would be to write alt text professionally. Those with loss of vision and vision impediments deserve far better from their alt text than what they are currently getting. Give them an entire world of description!

Today is the Day of Catur. Be blessed.

Time to mount up and head to the Circle K for some smokes.

SRP elections decide who shapes Arizona's energy future — and most people don't know they can vote. Canvass with the District 8 clean energy team this Sunday. RSVP for the address. #SRPElection #AZEnergy buff.ly/Kl4OpLe

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit

When I say they need a new CEO, I mean they need a whole new front office. Like, what on Earth are they thinking?? Their sales are gonna go from the reasonable family gift market to the elitist collector & bargain bin market. And probably fast. No parent can afford half the Lego at twice the price.

In addition to huge price mark-ups to compensate for a pricey failed R&D "smart brick," they've started doing periodic sales, BUT when you buy a sale-priced item, you only get Insider points on the sale price, so now you're even losing a percentage of those which you bank for money off on purchases.

And as even more of an insult to Lego fans, the vast majority of their new licensed sets are just slightly updated versions of sets they've already released. A color change here, a tiny part swap there, increase the price from the original set by 40% here... You know, that old capitalist chestnut.

Their new "smart brick" system is essentially a redesign (with zero added play mind you) of their already existing light and sound bricks. And at just twice the price, it's a steal! (Also, even though the smart brick system is for Star Wars sets, the sounds aren't Star Wars because of licensing.)

Can someone explain to me why Lego is making a Tin Tin series? Who the fuck asked for this? At what point, in 2026, would there be a market for a cartoon that barely anyone liked when it was new? Especially after that creepy, uncanny valley nightmare of a film 20 years ago? Lego needs a new CEO.

the strait of Hornuz is open for transit

"Really good friends"

I see you're choosing violence this morning.

Jurassic Park literally took over my entire mind. The book is just so good and I give it to Spielberg, he did a really solid job locking it down. (And that's hard for me to say because I don't really care for most of his work except for Saving Private Ryan.)

This is how I access Bluesky

Casino Royale. By alot.

Michael Clarke Duncan as Wilson Fisk, aka the Kingpin, from the most heinous of films Dare Devil (2000s). RIP big guy. We miss you.

Question asked. Question answered.

This and Yellowcard's Ocean Avenue came to mind first. Both great songs.

An upright judge, a learned judge!

According to the trump regime of morons, you can obliterate your made-up enemy more than once. Also, you can win a war on day 1 and still be at war with them on day 2. Fucking magical.

Got the heart monitor on and my echo all cardiogrammed! Now watch as they find nothing wrong.

Me, looking like hammered shit, when the nurse brings me back and asks how I'm doing.

So he embezzled all he could, huh?

Larry David's new HBO comedy series will star: • Bill Hader as Abraham Lincoln • Kathryn Hahn as Mary Todd Lincoln • Jon Hamm & Sean Hayes as The Wright Brothers • Barack Obama in an unknown role Described as a sketch comedy about American History to honor America’s 250th anniversary.

Great Grandma found the silly sauce before doing the presser. Have you ever seen a sac of so many assholes this inept in one group before? It's almost impressive. Almost.

Post a great photo of a musician

Bro. Tucson went from 2nd spring to 1st summer real quick!

No joke, 2 minutes after he left another fucking boomer walked in, sat down, and started playing facebook shorts at max volume. What. In. The Fuck.

Ope. He left. Fucking douche nozzle.