WHY IS THIS THE ONLY KIRBY GAME ON THE NSO GBA? GIVE US THE KIRBY'S ADVENTURE REMAKE, YOU FUCKING COWARDS!

The only reason you didn't see Marilyn Burn's boobs in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre was because they were trying to get a PG rating. This isn't a joke, I've heard about it from several cast/crew interviews.

I like how some devs consider the Game Boy versions of their popular franchises to be gutter trash that can be dumped into the NSO (excuse me "Nintendo Classics") Castlevania Legends is the ONLY Game Boy game that wasn't on the Castlevania Classics collection (and for good reason, that game sucks)

Things I Have Done That Made People Think I Have Kids, Even Though I Don't 1. Worn a Band Aid with a cartoon character on it 2. Painted my nails.

I think the most realistic thing about Terminator 2 was that the "resistance" could only hack the older T-800 model, and not the more recent (and ultimately more deadly) T-1000

I AM Frylock. I THINK I'm Master Shake. I ASPIRE to be Meatwad.

If any #bugsky people could tell me what kind of beetle I'm using as a profile picture, I'd appreciate it. I live in north FL if that helps. I don't know shit about bugs, but I think they're cool.

“Neurodivergent people have a hard time understanding humor.” Or maybe we understand it perfectly and you’re just not funny.

My bachelor’s degree in a nutshell. 😆

*a light and happy song comes on* WHAT THE FUCK

Men will be like "I went to therapy as a child, it didn't help, and all I learned was to tell them what they wanted to hear" instead of going to therapy.

the school year is ending and students are graduating and that means soon i'll be able to go to the cabo bob's near my house without having to stand in line for 40 minutes

Of course they keep remaking Starfiox 64. That was the only good Starfox game.

I'm starting to think that kettle chips are just edible dip deliverers. I refuse to accept that people are raw dogging these tooth breakers.

Finished re-reading The Dead Zone the other day, and it reminded me that so many early @stephenking.bsky.social novels included telekinesis/psychic abilities. Carrie, Dead Zone, Firestarter, The Shining etc.

spent an hour setting up an experimental Hinge profile and here’s what I’ve learned: - there are so many different types of people in this world - I don’t like any of them - I will be alone forever

It still think it looks like a mobile game, but Actraiser Renaissance got it's hooks in me. I stayed up a little late last night playing it lol. There's far too many RTS/Tower defense style mechanics in the town building sections.

Maybe it's just a southern thing, but I'm tired of all these big honking trucks and SUV's everyone is driving these days. Conservatives have cooked people's brains into thinking every little pissant town is a goddamn war zone, and you need a fucking armored tank just to drive to the grocery store.

what financial stability looked like for my parents: "we own a house and have a healthy savings account and we're almost done paying off both cars" what financial stability looks like for me: "twice this month I've bought Annie's instead of Kraft Dinner, marvel at my riches"

In the SNES Actraiser, the angel always called you Sir (name), so I would put in goofy shit like Sir Vey, Sir Tan and Sir Loin (even before I saw that ATHF episode)

I liked JRPG's better when they had names like Final Fantasy or Dragon Quest or Wild ARMS. Nowadays it's shit like Nocturne Hunter X Zero: Origin Of The Orthodox Paradox.

I wish George Soros could afford an assassin who knows how to shoot.

I was jonesing for some Castlevania: SOTN, so I literally dusted off my PS Classic and hooked it up to my TV, to only discover that it no longer recognized the USB drive I used to "jailbreak" it, so I'm playing this instead

Goddammit, I fucking love this game.

#SadeADay 2 This was their first hit, but it feels like a deep cut, since it doesn't get radio play like Smooth Operator or No Ordinary Love. #musicsky

so did it work do we have no kings yet

This was a country with cigarette machines but now I need an email and a password to get into my tv.

Are we allowed to "dead name" J.K. Rowling? Post HP, she wrote some books using the pseudonym Robert Galbraith. I just think it would be really funny if a reporter or interviewer kept calling her Bob or Mr. Galbraith to her face.

Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man.

My Chuck Norris story. I programmed the Chuck Norris show back to back with the Mr T show on Boomerang on Sunday’s action block. Chuck’s wife called and said that they were going to sue us because he didn’t get residuals or some bullshit. I kept scheduling it. They didn’t sue. The end.

After a brief period of flipping through some non-fiction, this feels like meeting an old friend again. It feels like a sequel to The Round House more than TRH felt like a sequel to A Plague of Doves, since they're both straight ahead narratives where APOD was a series of vignettes.

I mean, for any of you who've actually seen that Geiger painting...did that make you wanna beat off? I mean I can't imagine anybody being sexually aroused by THAT painting unless they're like, a cop, or an LA city attorney or something like that.

Today's library haul. Barcodes covered up because I'm not trying to doxx myself. See alt text for details.

crazy that people continue to exist even when i can't see them

Giving my phone blue balls by pulling the charger out at 99%

I may be a basic bitch, but "when this baby hits 88 miles per hour...you're going to see some serious shit" is one of the best lines in movie history.

This is going to be a very annoying day.

the price of oil surging means you can burn your shein clothes, extract the oil, and make more money than you paid

Inspired by @numb.comfortab.ly

Flavor Flav and Chuck D, of PUBLIC ENEMY wearing the Minor Threat t-shirts I encouraged them to wear back in 1987, for one of their 1st ever appearances on MTV ... BIG Shout out to @FlavorFlavofficial for sticking his neck out for Women’s Olympic sports!

it’s an undeniable fact that if you didn’t leave the house while wearing them, those clothes aren’t dirty

I like that the strat for Skate in SOR2 is to just use the noogie. It does a lot of damage, and the animation is funny as hell.