How tf is Stranger Things only on season 5 when I remember watching the first season whilst I was at university? I graduated 7 years ago??

the concept of Anas Sarwar ringing Rachel Reeves and being like "hey Rachel, could you fund Scotland?" and Reeves being like "thanks for asking! I wasn't going to do that but since you asked, I will put something in the budget x"

That’s way too much money to be spent on Kirkcaldy #budget

Mate you need to chill the fuck out lmao

‘What we thought we’d do for Christmas, (in conjunction with what would have been the 50th birthday of your dead son John who was killed when a tractor squashed him), is parade a whole bunch of tractors around the village. But with Christmas lights. Okay?’ #TheArchers

RIP Sean Connery you would have loved saying this headline

🚨 BREAKING: The EBU has announced rule changes for #Eurovision 2026 👉 Juries return to semi-finals and number of juries expanded to 7 👉 New voting rules "discourage disproportionate promotion campaigns" 👉 Maximum number of televotes reduced to 10.

I'm Team Just Get It Over With, Ru #DragRaceUK

You can tell the producers are having a hard time getting anything good out of this lot in their confessionals so they have to feed them lines word-for-word #DragRaceUK

Going to buy extra SIM cards for when Vogue Williams is eligible for a trial #imaceleb

"The series has delivered the regular numbers that TV executives, both shiny and gnarly, probably thought had long since been consigned to the mist-swathed bin of history. The stuff of legends, perhaps even mythical." www.broadcastnow.co.uk/7-day-consol...

You could have told me this was Loreen and I’d have probably believed you #DragRaceUk

Her book was fucking shite as well

THE SNP have taken control of Stirling Council from Scottish Labour. It comes after the SNP won their tenth seat on the local authority in a by-election earlier in November, with 18-year-old Josh Fyvie replacing a Tory member in Stirling East. www.thenational.scot/news/2561049...

Massive record audience of 11m for The Celebrity Traitors finale last night. Just look at these numbers. Nothing on TV comes close right now.

More than 11 million viewers for #TheCelebrityTraitors finale last night. That's up three million on the previous episode, with iPlayer viewership still to come. Bloody hell.

From the high of #CelebrityTraitors to the desperate, shuddering low of #DragRaceUK 💀

I LOVE TELEVISION #CelebrityTraitors

Currently outside Westminster

🇨🇦 The EBU has confirmed it is in "very early stages" of discussion with CBC/Radio Canada about potential participation in #Eurovision. "The Canadian conversation with CBC is in its very early stages and we look forward to continuing our discussions with them."

i can’t believe marina elizabeth catherine dudley-williams, daughter of sir alastair edgcumbe james dudley-williams – 2nd baronet, is in favour of the class system.

Stirling East (Stirling) by-election, first preferences (vs Dec 24 by-election): SNP: 808 (36.4%, +1.8) Labour: 530 (23.9%, -1.7) Reform UK: 517 (23.3%, +9.2) Conservative: 147 (6.6%, -5.6) Green: 141 (6.3%, +1.3) Lib Dem: 79 (3.6%, +0.6) (An Independent got 5.6% in December) SNP elected stage 6.

Next Thursday with Drag Race UK, Celebrity Race Across The World, and The Celebrity Traitors final is a BIG NIGHT for television 📺

A DISGRACE

who could have foreseen the twelve fucking kilos of chocolate would be hard to work with #GBBO

omg

Jesus I don’t think anyone is going to come off well in the 1% Club vs The Wheel scheduling 📺

Clocks go back tonight! Just glad I kept the receipts

8 million for Celeb Traitors last night. The biggest overnight audience of the year for BBC One.

What do we want? La Voix's Drag Race UK When do we want it? As soon as Ru fucks off #DragRaceUK

Yes, you do have to wait 6 days for the next episode. It's what telly was and should be all about. Savour these things, don't binge them. F*ck bunging everything on the iPlayer. Huzzah for linear broadcasting 😁

Celebrity Traitors is up 500,000 on overnights from last week, with 7 million and 7.8 million peak. Sensational. www.broadcastnow.co.uk/ratings/the-...

Liza Tarbuck and Alice Levine

BREAKING - Tess Daly and Claudia Winkleman are to leave Strictly at the end of the current series.

BBC sitcom Two Doors Down to be adapted for the stage with full TV cast

Splitting money between answers? Oh how I miss thee… #CelebrityTraitors

"I love this show" Mark Bonnar insists as his tired flesh sloughs from his bones. #CelebrityTraitors

LINEAR TELEVISION IS BACK #CelebrityTraitors

IT’S NEVER OUTLOOK OR TEAMS THOUGH, IS IT?

There's a cost of living crisis, the NHS is crumbling, and the far right are dangerously on the rise, so it's reassuring Kier Starmer's ignoring all that and putting so much effort into this absolute fucking nonsense.

If only Keir Starmer cared as much about the cost of living as he does *checks notes* Israeli football fans going to Birmingham

"A fantastic faithful" #CelebrityTraitors

I’m sorry but how is Dragon’s Den still a thing? Surely everything has been invented by this point?

Jesus I think I’d die 😍

Looks like around 11.7m for episode 1 of Celebrity Traitors excluding any repeats. That's because I've seen another figure for it saying 12.2m which I'm assuming includes repeats that week. We will soon know for certain. It's a hit basically. #CelebrityTraitors

Reminds me of the days where Bake Off was getting 7m viewers on a Tuesday night on BBC Two

More than 7 million viewers for Celebrity Traitors last night. Sensational in this day and age.

No Book Club 3 🥺😭

🟦 CLEAN FEED | And 'the other side' reacts...

Obsessed with Charlotte Church and Tom Daley having a tits off at a funeral #celebritytraitors