Delighted to confirm rumours of a roast dinner for tea are true. Key players set to include Yorkshire puddings, slow cooker beef, and big fuckoff roasties.

Now that the rapture's out of the way what is everyone most excited to pick up in the Tribulation Sales?

Happy birthday to the diva, the icon, our king Rob! The lion does not concern himself with the whims of Amazon Prime video 😌

No rapture, huh? Will there be an ethereal bus replacement service at least?

Michael Sheen in Good Omens 3 makeup? How did we miss this? This was uploaded January 28th this year. 🔗 www.instagram.com/reel/DFVy0wi...

This lull between most of our clowning and finale promo beginning in earnest is proper doing me in now 💀

ooh are we still getting the rapture? cheeky Rappy T?

Production week this week, 13 hour shifts every flipping day 🙃

The truth: we need migration. The problem: too many politicians are terrified to say it. Why? They're led by a) toxicity of the charlatans & b) wealthy media organisations who demand these useful distractions rather than us talking about inequality. Reject it. Draw the line.

I miss Good Omens like damn

We watched the Zygon Invasion/Zygon Inversion two-parter again tonight and I'm right back in the TwelveClara trenches

Anxiety levels off the charts today for literally no reason, love that for me 💕

Well that's not ideal #Arsenal

Do something good for yourself. Whatever thing that’d make you even momentarily happy, just savor it. Bring some joy to this fucker of a year.

Yo I finished the first draft of the first chapter of my original story and it's COMPLETELY terrible but it EXISTS! 🤯

Btw it's 76,000 now and going up every minute....

This song hits harder every year I swear - sums up EXACTLY how I feel about politics today and it was released 17 years ago. It sums up the despair, the frustration, and amidst it all - the hope, and the determination to make a difference. youtu.be/YaLmmE2hVI4?...

❄️SNOW POSTER? I hardly know 'er! ❄️ (Prime please I'm going insane)

Anthony Gordon's dedication to recreating all of Princess Diana's iconic looks is to be admired

Remember last time they closed and we clowned for 1 whole business day about it? Good times 🥲

Going door to door with a clipboard asking if anybody has seen this angel. Prime, bring him back to us please, we've waited long enough

We've had decades and decades of "grown-ups" running the country, and it's not gone too well really. I think it's well past time we put the "student politics" into practise and gave people with more than half an ounce of decency and empathy in charge.

Insane work from Mordaunt here; just like all the others who find they can't just shout Zack down she jumps straight to being insultingly patronising, it's so gross

JK Rowling's descent in to ultimate villain status is at the "she can't stop quoting Hitler" stage I see. Even Cruella DeVille wasn't whacking out Hitler's bangers when she tried to make what would have been an absolute slay of a coat.

And here's my assistant, Little Parker Booowles!

One of those days when absolutely nothing I'm listening to is hitting. Give me some music you're loving at the moment, I wanna broaden my horizons!

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to bluesky

Work is gonna be Bad Vibes today, I just know it 🙃

Using every ounce of willpower in my rotted brain to simply leave a like and move on from SDNP's latest post 😭

How do we fix this mess?

keeping all of my braincells occupied with ao3 tabs so that i don’t think about The Horrors

Lads (gn) I think it's just clicked that when they say you can write whatever in your first draft that I really can write whatever in a first draft.

I can't stop listening to this song at the minute, just unbelievable musical storytelling. And the Good Omens AU potential is UNREAL 😭😭😭 youtu.be/Y6qifwvKTUA?...

Congrats to everyone who won in the raffle! 🥳

Marv makes the absolute goofiest faces when he sleeps. Crying at the state of this tonight, he looks like bad taxidermy of himself somehow, love him so bloody much 💀😭

Guys… I miss my parents 😭

Some Fucking Nazi: *dies* People Who Accepted the Genocide of Gaza and Police Brutality and Murders of Trans and Queer People as Unavoidable Parts of Society and Insisted For Decades You Simply Must Shrug Off For the Sake of Some Imaginary Sense of Harm Reduction: violence is never acceptable

God forbid a girl wants to feel good about herself for once

Very much at the "miss my husband and want him to come home from his stupid work trip" part of the week now

Good luck! (I hope your successor's induction includes watching GO)

Anxiety's absolutely kicking my arse this week, love that

help I'm stuck

Husband's away with work and I've got loads of boring responsible stuff to do but fuck it, it's sunny and soon it won't be. Me and my kid will be going directly from school pickup to the beach - the sea is calling!