I wouldn't say Aziraphale is the best character of all time, but he's in the top one.

When this Switzerland- Colombia match eventually ends, let us pour salt on the grass, lock up the stadium and never return here again. This is a cursed place.

Can't we just send both of these teams home and let Egypt progress to the next round instead? #WorldCup

On my way, Clacton.

Fuck off

Heroic stuff from Egypt, this is what the World Cup is all about!

This is an incitement to riot, no? How is this allowed?!

He's essentially just conned the media into giving him a free 20 minute party political broadcast.

Oh fuck off Nigel just get to the point you waffling shithead.

Farage: "I have done nothing wrong." Stop the clock, that is wrong.

MIKEL MERINO YESSSS

'We now go live..." #EspVsPor #WorldCup

Hydration break #WorldCup

VEEERRRRY punchy statement by UEFA on the reversal of the American red-card suspension. And quite right, too. "We express our disbelief at such an unprecedented, incomprehensible and unjustifiable decision." www.uefa.com/news-media/n...

Help, I'm still at the restaurant.

I love human AUs when they sit alongside canon as a fun what-if. Most of my all time favourite fanworks are human AUs. I probably would like them less if my comfort characters always had to violently die at the beginning of their stories.

Country of Shakespeare

I'm sorry, I might post about this for the rest of my life, but if the head of the organisation of a World Cup can be lobbied by the PRESIDENT OF THE HOST NATION into overturning the decisions of referees, why have a tournament at all? Just give the trophy to the country with the most lobbyists.

On one hand I've got two 13hr shifts in the next two days so I should go to bed and stay in bed and we're almost certainly getting battered anyway so... ...but on the other hand it's the World Cup. Alarm set for 12.45am.

I have been deliberating, recently, over publishing more entries from my diaries over the years. Crowley was cautious at first, but supportive. We agreed that I would choose the entries and he would look through them and let me know if any seemed too risky, risqué or revealing.

Happy 4th of July to these two kings of yearning. #ThePitt #Rabbot

Ready for Pitbull, let's goooo

Yeah, France are winning this whole thing aren't they

Hydration break #FRASWE #WorldCup

Good Omens 3 (2026):

If I had a pound for every time a devastated looking Michael sobbed his way through a BTS video I'd have... two pounds. But it's weird (like really weird, where's the joyful BTS?) that it got posted twice.

This. Good Omens is my house, and I am never leaving it. ALL opinions and emotions should be allowed to exist in comment sections of GO official posts. Both sides are hurting from reading opposite takes, it's not fair if only one has to hide to please the other. Best we can do is try not being rude.

Showing up to the thinly veiled lust competition but Aziraphale is already there 😔

Me as soon as they start scoring: I love my large football sons

Once again begging us to change our national anthem to literally ANYTHING else.

Trophies hit different in Spain

I don't know how else to describe the feeling I get when I see Asanthony other than when I turn a street corner and see a dead bird in the gutter. That stomach-flipping wrongness and sadness and aversion. It shouldn't be there. It should be in the sky. They shouldn't be there. Aziracrow should.

I owe her my life at this point

Petition for every song ever to get trumpets added. Resurrect whoever we need to re-record all the old stuff. Set up a public fund to get this done.

Work, do not throw any more shit at me today please I'm at the end of my fucken tether, it's too hot for this nonsense.

Anyway feeling cute, might do some passive aggressive vagueposting about the state of the fandom. Surely that will make me and everyone else feel a lot better and not just piss everyone off even more, right?

I've been to five supermarkets in the city centre and not a single ice lolly to be found anywhere 🫠

Whose dad made that playlist btw

😞

Spent the morning pressure washing the patio. It's way too satisfying, someone should make a video game out of it or something.

Yes please I would like to take part 🙂👉👈

Hydration break 💦 #WorldCup

That demon needed a xanax and a sloppy handy, not to be given the responsibility for all creation.

It’s been 6 weeks since #GO3. I still feel unmoored, bewildered, and angry. (Negative commentary below, coming from a place of hurt 🧵)

And what do you mean it couldn't have ended any other way when they didn't only have a Deus Ex Machina but also a whole-ass Deus right there, like come on now

Yes, obviously it is suspended, but is it operating or not? Useless TfL app.

I'd actually love it if more people attached to GO3 described their interpretation of the ending. Not 'you decide,' not 'it's open-ended', not even their opinion on it, just.. what they see the ending as. They won't. And obviously we're not entitled to that. But it would be very interesting imo

So the snowglobe was a product placement. I’ve felt that since S3 came out, so I’m not surprised. Nothing changes, you still can attribute any meaning you want to it. It never was canonically stated that it meant anything at all, so it matters as little or much as you think it does. #goodomens3