#GOJail Day 6 back in jail, day two in this bloody oubliette. All the guards seem to have gone VERY quiet - any chance of a pen and paper or a crossword puzzle book to while away the hours?

Roll up, roll up - fresh angst for famous!AUs of any flavour! youtu.be/q9FAHgTvReI?...

5yo this morning: Mummy just so you know if I say oh my god you can't tell me off because I'm NOT swearing, I'm just saying "oh my!" TO god

Holy fuckkk

Good Omens 3 news this Thursday, store opening or first teaser poster I just know

#GOJail (mute if you're bored of it!) Day ??? in ??? Still not too sure where I am, or WHO am and I'm quite hungry now. I keep trying to go out for food but somebody seems to have locked my bedroom door by mistake. I'm sure they'll be along soon to sort it!

when they finally kiss in a slowburn

How life feels without Aziraphale

If I was Aziraphale I would have stayed, I'd have gone to Alpha Centauri, I would have kicked Metatron back to Heaven; I wouldn’t have taken a promotion, I wouldn’t have waited so long. I would have given up Heaven long ago... Yes. And you’d both be dead. Nobody loves Crowley like Aziraphale does.

STOP PRODDING THE GIANT SPIDERWEB! Have you people never seen a film in your lives?!

Day 3 back in GO Jail. No release date given. No word from the hamster. I can only hope others on the outside are bravely posting angst for all of us who can't.

Bit Spursy, that

Would it be too stupidly extra to get a bottle of South Downs sparkling wine to drink when the finale is released? 👀

How it feels trying to work out if a new TV advert is AI or real

Maybe the Good Omens news is the friends we made along the way

congrats to everyone for thinking this through before signing very big contracts to put it on every student’s device at the school or university you run

babe wake up they just subpoenaed Sam Altman in front of a live audience

As an aside, thanks to @ninstarfish.bsky.social and @louiserabeyart.bsky.social my phone storage is now 95% whump GIFs 😂😭

forgot to bring a sweet treat for break time at work didn't I

I don't know how this album is suddenly thirty years old but it's still a perfect 10/10

It's five past four and the sun is setting

I am once again asking for a flashback set in a 1980s Soho club soundtracked with Always On My Mind by Pet Shop Boys

Quote this post with a link to a song that makes you cry youtu.be/dFKCGZgDXiI?... Everything from "maybe I could use a hand" onwards, I'm gone

Labour in the pockets of fossil fuels. Utter shits.

Every year we get closer to this happening on the news

(mute this thread if you're bored of GO Jail nonsense) Day one on the run, this map is almost indecipherable, it seems to have been written in the dark. I hope my scarecrow decoys are buying me some time, I'm sure the officers will be delighted throwing "me" in the oubliette. Next - the forest.

Rob Wilkins popping on here to post a picture of an On Air sign and dip without a word? 10/10, no notes. Never change mysterious king 👑

OH MY GOD And the light is ON 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

I've asked my kid to start his Christmas list so he's been enthusiastically scribbling away. So far we have: sculpture of Marvy (our dog), slime swamp (whole downstairs of our house covered in slime), rainbow tack (like blue tack but every colour of the rainbow) What happened to Hot Wheels? 😭

I didn't know they made them this big

Seeing UK Labour try to claim Zohran Mamdani’s victory as a win for their political stances etc, is darkly funny, given that if he was British, he would have been hounded out of Labour asap, that not a single thing one his platform they would be onboard with.

Lovesong by the Cure for your Crowley playlists btw, and it's not even angsty 😎

I miss the sun

Zohran's campaign was his determination to make New York a city everyone can afford to live in. Huge congratulations! His success will resonate throughout the world. A story where no one is left behind. It's time to write that story across England & Wales too.

AMAZING news to wake up to. New York you did it!! Hope is BACK

For Jail reasons I'm not risking posting song lyrics with pictures of Aziraphale BUT I beg you to add God Knows by ARXX to your ineffable divorce playlist (Aziraphale's POV)

Mikel Merino isn't the step father. He's the father who stepped up.

Goal Machine Mikel Merino©️

New awareness campaign

Eight days left. Any chance of a fire extinguisher? These flames are a little past cosy now... @louiserabeyart.bsky.social @gojailatarsehq.bsky.social

Back to work after five days off and it's twelve hours worth of loading in the opera in the freezing cold - foul imo

Trying to get on with life while waiting for the Good Omens store to open

The view out of the hotel room this morning looks like a painting, Scotland just being casually breathtaking at every opportunity

such a pretty house, and such a pretty garden, no alarms and no surprises (get me out of here)

Michael Sheen is 45 on the DILF list and God is dead.

I'm away at a wedding all weekend so some Big News will almost certainly drop 😌