So did they do this for all parties or just Reform? Because if it’s all parties then I don’t think we should shit and piss our pants over someone deciding to make the on screen graphics a bit more interesting…

“The signaller has asked us to make an unscheduled stop so the driver can perform a safety check of the front of the train” is such a reassuring message to get over the PA

this is best practice when faced with a major political disagreement - try to find common ground and appear as reasonable as possible to take the heat out of the situation - but Rowling and her followers have radicalised themselves into a frenzy and cannot be treated as rational actors, so 🤷

think this is wise in theory (why not try to appease your opponents by finding common ground away from what you disagree on!) but in practice, gender critical campaigners just won't listen to what Stonewall has to say anyway so no real point in trying to reach out and alienate allies by doing so

I do not understand the appeal of Harry Redknapp to the general public. He’s just a boring old man

Oh yeah baby, we’re going back to old school everything locked behind a counter!

Lana Del Rey writing the perfect Bond theme and it being wasted on a video game is further proof we live in the bad place

Josh Widdecombe explaining Mr Blobby to Dan Levy has entirely justified Claudia Winkelman getting a second series

Am I the only one surprised that high profile ambassadorships are put through mundane security vetting? I just assumed they were picked by the prime minister and that was it, they were appointed Did Mandelson score well on his application? Did he get at least a 4 on his behaviours??

That’s uh… that’s a lot of people going from did not vote to Reform and the Greens How confident are pollsters that those people will actually vote?

NICHE POST: Richard III stans are such weird conspiracy theorists. Yeah sure, every single piece of evidence is wrong, your fav could never have done anything wrong even though he usurped the throne as his first act. Don’t let logic and reason come in the way of your obsession

Omg read another book!

Interesting it takes until episode 6 for a British woman to host SNL UK

I’d like to know who signed off on the Chester Zoo advert being voiced by a scouse accent

Race Across The World calling Turkey by their fake name is woke gone mad

lol this is the first time Jeremy and Zarah’s Fun Time Group has done something sensible and it’s going drive all of their insane online supporters insane

It’s strange how a series of Taskmaster is so much more fun and good vibes when one/some of the cast isn’t trying to force their annoying comedy character on you

Gemma Collins is such a fascinating person. I need someone to study her

Two reports in a row on the six o clock news from north west tonight reporters, further proving the north west is the most important region in the UK

It’s such a shame about Carl Cashman because he’s very hot and gay supporting but he has some of the worst possible local government policies you could never vote for

Pretty annoying that Amazon is going to essentially brick my Kindle that’s been going strong for 16 years and shows no sign of dying anytime soon

Wait he agrees to Iran’s 10 point plan which was basically “no more war on Iran ever and also everyone pays us a million dollars for their boats to not get bombed”??? Oh boy what a genius!

lol and I thought today’s world ending event was going to be Israel bombing Turkey

Iceland is joining the Netherlands in boycotting Eurovision by showing Eurovision esctoday.com/204081/icela...

Guys the Norwegians have started reporting on the UK and child poverty here the way we usually report on Alabama and it’s really shit to read www.nrk.no/urix/frykten...

I live in hope that at some point the SNL writers will realise that “Marcello Hernandez does an accent” cannot be the entire basis of a sketch

Do I risk driving in the windstorm to get myself a McFlurry

Got into a weekend habit of watching the final two episodes of a Four In The Bed week just to see who hates each other and how many drop out before the end This week, everyone hates the public hotel owner and there’s only two owners left in the final tally!

Bluesky is the Labour Party 2015-2020

Top news on BBC North West Tonight is some nimbys whining that they don’t want 400 houses built on a field and for a Tudor manor to be restored Fucked country

There is only one correct answer

I enjoy the nationalist parties in the UK because you can pretty much guess that the responses will be “whatever the Greens said” for Plaid Cymru and “INDEPENDENCE FIX ALL” for the SNP You don’t even have to ask for their positions, just go ahead and pre-write it

A good proportion of Bluesky’s user base was Liz Lemon in high school but they haven’t been given their flashback yet

If it turns out she voted for the Wolves Biting People’s Faces party I’m going to be so mad

I assume there’s a reason why Liverpool is full of people in kilts and Scotland tops

2006 is too early but I’ve been watching my comfort concerts from 2012 and 2014 and I think that’s about the point culture and fashion stagnated. You could pass music and fashion from then off as new today and people wouldn’t notice

Is Scott Mills getting sacked really top story news for the news at six?

SNL UK continues to be much higher quality than expected but let’s be honest the weekend update anchors need a lot of work

Bands need to start doing B-side/unreleased tours in between albums so I can hear what are inevitably some of their best songs live Looking at you, Within Temptation

Cast of season 18! Great, you’re here, so now we have to change the name to ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race: No Stars’

Why go to the gym on a Saturday morning? Large men in their forties with tribal tattoos 😍

‘Hypnotits’ is Polanski’s “was the grink there” moment and until he and the greens can learn to live with it they’re going to have issues

It was nice for the news at 10 to give me warning that I can still watch Wales lose the football on BBC Two. End the night on a high note

This is basically standard for most European countries so naturally people still complaining about Brexit are frothing at the mouth over doing it in the UK

Why have you turned off replies Jess? If you’re going to quote me then you could at least leave me the ability to reply to you Also lol no people who colonise can’t call people who never colonised colonisers. That should be obvious

I personally wouldn’t be living in Vancouver, Canada, calling other people who never left their home country a “colonizer”

Appointment invite has come through from the autism clinic and it’s far too stressful to actually have to pick a slot

As a young f*gg*t I always wanted to join the girl guides because they did more interesting things than the scouts. It feels like they could have taken a chance to open their membership to all genders and provide that space for non-masc kids

It’s not an original thought but god cancer is really fucking shit

The centring and raising of personal experience and impact as the most important consideration in any situation throughout the 2010s is what got us into this political situation in the first place and I think trying to pretend it didn’t is causing more harm to us all