This isn’t the point of this post I know, but I fucking hate the way politicians all say “it’s right that…”

The absolute worst advert currently airing? That fucking Cadbury’s one with the whole nut. Whoever thought it up should be made to watch it on a loop for eternity

Danny Dyer at the end of the paddy power advert in the bath is one of the hottest things I’ve seen on an ad in a long time

Are you fucking joking me #CelebrityTraitors

Alan Carr is the best possible booking they could have made for this series #CelebrityTraitors

I’m gagged #celebritytraitors

OP and everyone in the replies would also fail to get an A-level equivalent in English as a second language because they can’t read simple sentences and think this is asking for A-level English

All new tech ends up relying on porn to generate income. It is inevitable and yet people act surprised

Got ITVX playing on my tv and my iPad while I switch devices and the ads are completely different on the two streams of ITV2?

Watching A Place in the Sun on 4+1 solely so I can see more side chests shots of the ex-bodybuilder they have on

Catching up on #strictly, why the fuck is the miss congeniality dance not to “she’s beauty and she’s grace/she just punched that girl’s face”????

Disappointing to miss out on the one week where there’s nice autumn decor available before it’s overwhelmed by Halloween and Christmas shite

Claudia: put on your best mourning clothes Tom and Charlotte: #celebritytraitors

Obsessed with Charlotte Church and Tom Daley having a tits off at a funeral #celebritytraitors

Feels like Tom has an inappropriate number of buttons undone for a funeral #celebritytraitors

At what point in production do you think they realised this series is a complete dud? #taskmaster

Not an original comment but fuck me the writing and acting on Eastenders is awful

Little flashback to previous series murders with the complete works of Shakespeare there #celebritytraitors

I wouldn’t have given the team the Hilbre Island answer, they got it right but they didn’t know, just pure luck there’s a River Dee in Scotland #universitychallenge

Someone on here called me a transphobe because I said there’s no way the UK government would let you have different ID with different genders This isn’t related to anything, I just remembered it

Interesting that the BBC News website is now publishing unblurred images of dead bodies

@merseytart.bsky.social I don’t think anyone else in the world would be interested by this, but the new totems on Merseyrail have hats now and also for some reason left-justified station names

This is now confirmed as being far too long and they should go back to split premieres #strictly

Catching up on #strictly and would like to know if anyone who designed and costumed the opening dance actually knows what the70s, 80s and 00s were like

I’ll vote for whatever party bans transit vans from being parked on residential streets

The various nationalist parties main objection to a digital idea card being stamping feet and whining “I don’t want to be called Brit” really exposes the shallowness of their political movements

It’s not an original thought, but people on this app really are cunts for absolutely no reason. No wonder it’s going to die on its arse if you can’t interact with people without them screaming at you and blocking you at the drop of a hat

I realise the audience for this would just be "me, and also maybe other foreigners" but I would love to read something on why Brits, who are happy to live in a country where their every movement outside is filmed by CCTV, hate the idea of having ID cards, something plenty of countries happily have

“I have to show ID all the time in the UK and not everyone accepts the unusual ID I have and that’s why I oppose having a universal form of ID that everyone would understand and accept!” Opponents once again not realising they’re justifying government policy

I’m sorry but if you think the government isn’t already holding a lot of data on you or you’re not already carrying government issued ID on you to be able to function in society, then you’re an idiot

I see the Londoners on here are all getting mad at the politician from the north who argues forcefully for more investment in the north again

Okay well now what do we do with all those Reform press releases BBC News has lined up if Reform is slipping?

Why do the cartoon “queer people” in help leaflets always look like that? Has anyone ever seen a person like that depiction?

Why is Holly Willoughby advertising MRI scans too??

Ironically, this would bring us more in line with EU countries like Spain, the Netherlands and Germany

Intervision has block voting lol

I know we’re not watching Intervision but curiosity got the better of me and I put it on just in time to see that the US back up entry had also withdrawn so going great for Putin’s latest attempt at propaganda

It’s a shame when a sketch show thinks an idea is brilliant and makes it recurring in every episode but unfortunately the idea is awful and should have just been cut completely Yes this is about the Mitchell and Webb Australia sketch

A simple guide to pronouns and leaders in left-wing politics: My Party = Zarah Sultana Your Party = The Puppet King Corbyn Our Party = Assorted wannabes

I am having quite a lot of schadenfreude over the Your Party Ltd mess, it’s just so nice to see Corbyn being completely useless again, need it every so often to remind everyone why he’d have been a worse PM than Starmer

Feels like this is going to end up being a very… flat series. I wonder if production were getting nervous during this recording session #taskmaster

lol unless Zach Polanski is letting her become leader I don’t think she’ll be doing that

Wow can’t believe all those cats in that bag have started fighting

Today’s escape to the country is three older homosexuals wandering around looking at cottages, as god intended

So cool that Instagram has a new one click button that you can easily tap and it’ll share what you’re trying to thirst like to everyone!

Danny Kruger defecting and making a statement saying “Reform is just the tories but in a different paint colour” is certainly interesting

Watched the Biggest Loser documentary on Netflix, good documentary, pretty balanced in terms of good and bad aspects. But so frustrating watching people who knew what to do to get cast on a reality tv show complain that they were on a reality tv show and acting shocked it’s a reality tv show

I don’t know if anyone’s seen the spoilers, but the BBC *really* wanted Thomas Skinner to win Strictly and he’s already fucking it up before the launch show has even happened

Guess who forgot it was Sunday and now won’t have any lunches for this week

1. They’re going to get so specific to make their narrative work. “White working class men in W Yorkshire called Jayden more likely to vote reform” 2. The male menopause is the biggest driver of voting reform. Early TRT could arrest the drift right