Summoning all the killer whale pods of Florida for Dec 15th. With high grocery prices and inflation being top issues this recent election, Miami Young Republicans are celebrating Trump’s win by throwing a $100 a person yacht party. 🛥️🔥🐋

"Wherever working-class social movements grow, fascists see them as distinct threats...To guard against this, self-defense projects—often armed—are formed to ward off these outside threats." Via @shaneburley.bsky.social www.yesmagazine.org/social-justi...

Sometimes your anxiety is absolutely right but you just gotta keep it moving anyways

don't be this guy

once you can store drafts and have group messages on here, it's so over for twitter

The Onion buys rightwing conspiracy theory site Infowars with plans to make it ‘very funny, very stupid’ www.theguardian.com/media/2024/n...

this is your daily 'fuck twitter' post o7

The yearning is unreal rn

Subby gf who pins you down and uses you when she sleepwalks. It's so unlike her normally, but you've been told not to wake her, so...

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actually a lot of people became communists without studying theory

You know youre fucked when the icon representing the weather that day is just a fire icon

That's my emotional support gun officer

what a coincidence…😏

just saw someone give a 1-star rating on a red pepper hummus because it has “overwhelming paprika, i can hardly taste the red pepper” reader, paprika is literally powdered red pepper.

it’s called rapidposting babe big league cummers do it to warm up

Why Biden's threat to suspend arms to Israel is deeply misleading

FUCK YES WE ARE BACK BABY!!

Me after being away for almost a year

sorry i didnt post for 4 monthsd i was fucking GOONING ok give me a break lordnknows i needed it

Oda really out here like you know what we need. Two monkey men and their grandpa free diving to El Dorado

I accidently spilled something in the cafeteria downstairs and the way I just wanted persona 3 myself on the spot

Hot girl summer outfit

Hello 👀

I cant just say these things to people I just met

Wife: No, I don't want a Lord of the Rings sex toy. Ew Me: First off it's The Hobbit and secondly it's called a Bildo

Im weeping

Elon Musk's twitter just banned me, without giving any reason. I didn't get any post that was flagged, no infraction, no warning, nothing. Just suspended. So I suspect it is because I have been exposing the propaganda of the genocidal Israeli regime and its supporters, including recently Bill Ackman

Elon has purged all the journalists from Twitter again

I’m belvedere and this is skeetass

when she collars u on the first date 🥰💕

Reskeet if you think I'm pretty.

borderline personality disorder? no, you've got it all wrong! it's Big Puppy Disorder! you're not my Favorite Person, you're just my owner :3

is the distance between us a state because I want to abolish it