Raiders of the Lost Ark is the funniest movie of all time. The Nazis hatch a plan to summon the Jewish God. The protagonist constantly gets the shit beat out of him, his alcoholic girlfriend keeps getting captured, and they fail to stop the Nazis who then get killed by Jewish God cuz he’s Jewish.

its made Out of him

When I had a violent stalker who would graphically describe how he would have me gang raped, puncture my organs and and break all my bones, I was told the police "couldn't do anything". Consider this a reminder that they absolutely ✨can✨ do something. They just don't care about YOU.

Just copped an ancient list of non alcoholic drink recipes from a “memories”‘ group on FB. about to become a very popular dad in my house

This AI-generated image showing the New York Times office in flames offers a good reminder of what journalists and others are supporting when they keep using X

one of my favorite snake & otacon comics i've done

here’s a comic about smiling

It’s genuinely shocking if you’re remotely familiar with the basic facts of trans care and youth medicine. It is *profoundly* difficult to access gender-affirming care as a minor and the Times has printed more than a dozen articles implying that it is too easy.

dirty little animals

they call me the Tort of ur Terrors. the Pie of ur Purgatories. the Cake of ur Cursèd Visions

@roundstart5h.bsky.social this could be us but uou're genocides

A personal favorite. The older I get, the more poignant it becomes...

Flags #SuperMario

Ain't Right (2022)

when shorty coming over

Thumpback says “who wants their yearly Thanksgiving sloppy“

Good morning

Five says "Reject society Become potato" #petrat #ratsky

Made @tastinghistory.bsky.social's 1670s pumpion pie for tomorrow! Bask in its raisinful radiance ☀️🙏😌

the wealthiest man in the world having his mom go on TV to say she finds it "degrading" when people refer to him as the wealthiest man in the world rather than "the genius of the world" is some real tinpot dictatorship state-run TV shit

love how uncontroversial this statement would be about literally any other group (imagine writing "to get on the wrong side of swifties is often to endure their unsparing criticism" in the newspaper) but here it's supposed to read as sinister

It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible

An oldie from Inktober 2018: trilobyte

Teaching these round eyes what the fuck is up @junlper.beer @chillextremist.bsky.social @sashadarling.bsky.social

Huge win from @franzanth.bsky.social creating a Content Scraper Blocklist: bsky.app/profile/cont... It's a blocklist for the kinds of engagement bait accounts that repost stolen content, often with misleading captions.

Ea-nāṣir is the recipient of the world’s oldest complaint letter. He’s reportedly the worst businessman of the 18th century, a mediocre conman whose actions should have him put out of business. Is this fair? Here’s a thread on the most up-to-date research on this captivating figure.

hello new followers!!! very happy to see yall on such a better site :D

It's crisis time again ✨ My girlfriend's transmission blew while on the interstate nine hours away. It's thousands of USD to replace. I'm gonna sketch your OCs every day of December to raise funds until she's home. ✨ It'll be fun. ko-fi.com/c/642825d08f

Optimist: the cup is half full Pessimist: the cup is half empty Special Containment Procedures: The cup is to maintain a volume of 50% liquid at all times. Any personnel speculating on its contents are to be terminated with extreme prejudice. Should its volume change by any margin [DATA EXPUNGED]

We told you it wasn't about sports you jackass.

News has just broke that Trump plans to eject trans people from the military within days of inauguration. Trans servicemembers who have served 19 years will lose their pensions and healthcare. This is obscene. They served our country, and will be kicked to the side like trash.

Steve #minecraft

POV: After murdering my literary agent for sleeping with my wife I return home to find that I am completely fully fucked

santa buldoga esmoquin de la sofá,,,,,,

anyone can cook

"A Modern Yokai Banquet" is a stunning satirical tableaux by Kazuo Umezu, who passed away just last month. He drew it in 1969 for Big Comic Magazine, and it portrays the monsters haunting Japan of the era. More than a few are still relevant today. Read on for a closer look! 🧵

This terminal will cost the same amount of money as the whole 400 miles of HSR between Madrid and Barcelona. Just one fucking terminal. Barcelona is building a brand new, fully underground, two-level rail station (with several subway lines, high speed, and commuter rail) for €1.5B.

Others have noted it but I will too: The big reason Bluesky is so hot right now is that the people who add value to social media - the frequent posters in specific fields - are here now, talking to each other and creating the "spectator value" that draws users and attention.

She’s here 😍

ohhh this is just so beautifully deranged

another life (2021)

Shit man I'll run for office myself at this point. I don't believe that democracy works but my visage is that of a cishet white man in a purple county, and I've got decent roots in my community through my high school. I just feel so afraid we'll all get sidelined. Something's got to give.

We are witnessing an unravelling of hard-won civil rights to an extent unheard of since the days when reconstruction was strangled in its crib.