Thumpback says “we’re going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu“

Thumpback says “who wants their yearly Thanksgiving sloppy?“

Thumpback says “sonic racing crossworlds is peak”

Thumpback says “I remember my password”

Thumpback says “Trump‘s attempt to become a dictator will be forever known in history as a dictatorship that failed solely because everyone involved is a fucking dipshit”

Thumpback says “I need more pussy”

Thumpback says “Jennifer Holland could beat me half to death in a drunken rage and I would thank her for it”

Thumpback says “wakka wakka”

Thumpback says “ohh yes my penis is big”

Thumpback says “I’m quite fond of pac man”

Thumpback says “I think I’m gay”

Thumpback says “peacemaker more like peak maker”

Thumpback says “where am I? How did I get here?”

Ig omega canonicaly runs windows

To this day, I’m still getting stared at

Thumpback says “the Super Mario galaxy games are being sold for $40 each. What is this fucking bullshit?“

He is such a silly little guy

Alear (repost)

Thumpback says “if the new fire emblem is $80 I ain’t buying that shit”

Thumpback says “I like cheese”

Today is a real tragedy

Thumpback says “the sun seems a little brighter today”

Thumpback says “guys he’s actually dead”

Thumpback says “charlie kirk down”

Thumpback says “ima flick your bean”

Thumpback says “you’re gay as fuck and that’s OK. I love and support you.”

Thumpback says “I’m not even that fat I’m only 1200 pounds” :(

Thumpbuck says “I wish more people would look me in my eyes instead of my freakishly large cock”

Thumpback says “hi hello hi”

Zekrom 🌩

Thumpback says “most people don’t know this, but I am actually best friends with hatsune miku”

“Damnit”

Thumpback says “the president has not been seen in public in about three days. Let’s hope”

Thumpback says “this is a sign that nature is healing.“

Thumpback says “please do not poop on me”

Thumpback says “bitch this chicken is cold”

Thumpback says “gay?”

Thumpback says “why do you smell so bad go take a shower you stink”

Thumpback says “it’s so sad that swarm died of ligma”

Thumpback says “go to bed it’s 1 AM“

Thumpback says “I DEFY YOU HEART MAN”

Thumpback says “I faced some of the most dangerous and terrifying things in all the Skylands yet there’s nothing scarier than a white woman“

“We need the ban Funkey Kong He is corrupting the youth He is far too funky and don’t give me wrong I like a little funk I like funk, but Funky Kong……… he’s far too funky even for me so we need to ban him”

Samurott

Thumpback says “the new Lego Batman is going to be peak”

Gooning to anime rn

Thumpbacks says “who wants their Dingaling touched?”