Do you guys think liquid Chris ever did the voice while having sex with Casey?

Umm hi *Chops your dick off*

Some kids stopped their car in the middle of the road just to tell me to “stop digging in my butt”. Children are a disease.

I like men

IM GONNA SHIT ON YOUR FACE

This app fell off worse then my parents marriage

When I see u :)

I am free. My anus is empty.

Returned to Bluesky just to announce that I’m taking a nasty shit

wi-fi’s been out for about 16 hours in my area

Just pissed

Hate being alive

I think it’s morally ok to tell bad people to kill themselves

Wife left

This app is balls 

You know what they say don’t take the hawk if you can’t handle the tuah

I wish someone would kill me

Friendly reminder that talking to me for more than 30 seconds, will give you the impulsive urge to end your life. :)

I keep going on xhamster trying to find cute videos of hamsters yet I keep finding videos of people having intercourse. can anyone tell me how to fix this?

PEE ON ME PEE ON ME PEE ON ME PEE ON ME PEE ON ME PEE ON ME PEE ON ME PEE ON ME PEE ON ME PEE ON ME PEE ON ME PEE ON ME PEE ON ME PEE ON ME PEE ON ME PEE ON ME PEE ON ME PEE ON ME PEE ON ME PEE ON ME PEE ON ME PEE ON ME PEE ON ME PEE ON ME PEE ON ME PEE ON ME PEE ON ME PEE ON ME PEE ON ME PEE ON ME

I get why my dad left

My friend has gifted me with the holy texts

Erm it’s tail time

I just hit a dog going 70mph on my truck. Such a shitty xmas eve RN. It ran right up on the highway. I hate this year so much.

I woke up with a severed finger in my ass. I don’t know why and I don’t know who it belonged to I’m very confused

I will rip your cock off your body the second you leave it vulnerable do not fuck with me

It was bad

this has become a very important video to me

yoooooooooooooooooooooo

I just realized all the PC parts I’ve been looking at are gonna cost me about $1600 in total. I might end my life.

Watching the new IT show, why are white people so mean?

Bill Clit

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Is there a reason why I’m scared of women

I miss my penis

somehow this doodle i did at like 2am popped off on the other site

It’s not easy, having such a massive cock

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

I have a Twitter now because I hate myself :( x.com/TheLivingPaper

Gosh I miss my pp

mmmhhhhhhhhh..

i drank the choccy milk and now every single inch of my guts is making extremely ominous weird gurgley noises. if i dont post for the next few days just assume im fighting demons inside a hell of my own making.

mizkif should kill himself

The semen demon has escaped captivity