I’mm back on. Blue sky!

Clocking in at the bluesky factory to make my post for the month

Making my monthly post here

Let me go viral on bluesky for one time

What’s up bluesky family ???

Is it chill if I post here

I used to have fun online

Would you go woke for me shawty

Why did I get so many followers wtf happened

Fuvk

Giving up being a pussy ass bitch for lent

Consider this post

Welcome to my twisted nightmare bro

My therapist just won’t let me die

What

I feel like Batman or halo

Give us this day our daily bread bro

Going toad mode

We got hella snacks and sly cooper on the ps2 come thru bro

How do I tell HR that my job is making me have dark thoughts

If you don’t like animal collective we finna beat your ass!

How many treats would you give her

Who on here am I oomf with via x the everything app

Shawty finna meep fa me

I know a recommended serving size of peanut butter pretzels hate to see me comin

Rudolph the red nose reindeer is a fire ass track lowkey..

Mental health awareness

Sometimes you just up

This dentist appointment about to be free

POV you are me

10 likes on here goes crazy

She unite my healthcare ceo til I haha just kidding man but honestly the system is messed up as hell

When we pull up to the spot it fye. Wrapped

Does it feel cool to go viral on here

Ever since I was a child I knew I wanted to sit in traffic to go to my email job everyday

Yes but not telling anyone

Watched a vid on how CPUs are made and I’ve determined demons gave us this technology

I’ve been admiring your swag from afar king

Do you mind if I post here

It’s fuck me Friday are you fucking me

Thanks bro

Gobble fa me shawty

Abandon all hope ye who bounce on it

When I get to 1k followers on here nothing will happen

Being introduced as the chickpea guy to several people tonight was crazy

Who up on they friend couch watching ancient alien

Who up thinking bout that real shit

Shall we break bread bro

I’m being held at gumpoint and forced to post on here

Oval a pretty dope shape tbh