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Alberta government to ban the number 58,008 in schools CALGARY — With the province’s teachers on strike, Danielle Smith’s UCP government has tabled new legislation banning the use of the number 58,008, in order to “protect Alberta’s most precious resource, our children.” According to sources among Albertan junior high schoolers, the number spells a slang term for breasts when viewed on an upside-down calculator. […] The post Alberta government to ban the number 58,008 in schools appeared first on The Beaverton. https://www.thebeaverton.com/2025/10/alberta-government-to-ban-the-number-58008-in-schools/