Mega Man announces retirement: Plans to go by Greg, A Man from now on. #notarealheadline

Fantasy character idea: A wizard who breeds geese that can't be detected by magical or supernatural means. Started out as a project during early studies, but now the geese are just a thing the wizard does. They're nice.

I never really understood spotify. They want me to pay them so they can almost only technically pay musicians, and then I don't even get to keep the music? No?

I would like to modify Airman as he appears in The Megas' The Annihilation of Monsteropolis. I want to add a fan grill for safety, and a switch he can use to change his fan direction. The intent is he'll no longer be limited to pushing others away.

Tesla? The company whose cars would lock the doors and trap the occupants when their batteries failed and caught fire? That Tesla?

Sabotage tip: Stuff in the modern world goes wrong all the time, just look at how many ways an office printer can refuse to work properly. Excuses abound. #sabotagetip

I still think it sucks that the "toot" button was relabelled to "post" in what feels like an attempt to be more professional for the sake of other sites.

When the moon isn't visible, it's because it's burnt out. A giant hand will unscrew it and screw in a new one. Why can't you see the hand? Because it's dark, duh.

Would Mastodon mind stopping with spamming little "503" popups at me? I haven't looked at the site in a while, and now I'm trying to add alt-text to an image, but it won't save.

You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open? Well, I just bought a screwdriver which was secured in the packaging with a screw 😂

Scrapers, no scraping. I might not be able to outright shitcan your accounts, but that doesn't mean I won't try.

Sleepy eepy Sunday <3 (Reposts/$tips are appreciated) #nude #tease #nudesky #swsunday #cozy #boost #boostsky #bewbs #nsfw

Endfield is by far the least abusive gacha game I've ever played. To the extent that it made me realise just how bad some of the other stuff I'ved poked at has been.

Language is a mess. If I'm watering you, I'm pouring water on you. But if I'm milking you, [REDACTED]

I try to be nice to servers/waiters/food staff to try and make up for the inconvenience of having to actually do something, plus I prefer to receive my food saliva-free.

@sweetbee.vip Hey here's a further bit about age verification here. The episode of Media Watch that covers it doesn't seem to be up yet, or has been labelled in such a way that I didn't spot it, but here's the episode list: https://www.abc.net.au/mediawatch/episodes That the govt said people […]

Saw recently Media Watch's bit on the coverage of the age verification stuff and how the drops were marked "No third party comment allowed", or "No additional third party comment allowed", so the only word on whether or not the age verification law was good, helpful, or safe was what the […]

Language is a mess. If I'm watering you, I'm pouring water on you. But if I'm milking you, [REDACTED]

I’m going to do a nude set of me with a brick & a sign that says “I hate content scrapers btw” now just so everyone knows exactly how I roll 🥰🧱🥰🧱

Instead of buying an ugly ass Tesla <That gets laughed at as you pass by> buy from a sex worker, artist, artisan, etc. Support your community that you love to pretend doesn’t help prop you up.

When the moon isn't visible, it's because it's burnt out. A giant hand will unscrew it and screw in a new one. Why can't you see the hand? Because it's dark, duh.

I’m also doing vintage & luxury shoe restoration. #luxury #shoes #restoration #reuse #refurnish #thriftlove

Hey here's a take: Relying on psychological tricks to keep people playing your game and coming back doesn't make it a good game. It makes you a bastard. Same goes for non-game things.

Getting listed on Poshmark 💚🧚🏻💚🧚🏻💚🧚🏻💚🧚🏻💚🧚🏻💚 (You can buy from me directly btw) #uraniumglass #vintage #antique #curiosity #selling

Whoever said Humpty Dumpty was an egg?

Saw a place being advertised saying it had fantastic views. Claimed it overlooked a mountain. How can you overlook a mountain? They're huge.

[Mention of RFK] RFK the sorta guy to try and set the last remaining sample of smallpox free to try and toughen up people's immune systems.

Send not to know for whom the bell tolls, I dunno either.

Genderbent? Nah. Gender left in pocket during laundry. Gender squashed and soggy, with little bits spread out across everything.

I’m going to work all night to list 100+ items!!!! Please check out my Poshmark today and tomorrow!!! You never know what you’ll find!

The opening to The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog has an alarm clock wake him up. Who'd use an alarm clock if they didn't have to for some reason? Conclusion: Sonic has a 9 to 5

Fuck the PaedOTUS #uspol

Sabotage tip: There is in fact such a thing as a stupid question. Ask them often.

Pretty please! 💕💕💕💕 MWAH #content #GFE #fairy #fae #fairycore #mutualaid #booty #ass #wings #nsfw #realnsfw

Some days you go to bed, some days you go to sleep. I will now find out which today is.

What I wanna know is, where's the softer Slaaneshi recruitment? People don't just wake up one day needing to snort cocaine^2 cut with asbestos just to feel something. #wh40k #chaos

"handfasting" seemed like such a goofy word when I first saw it. Do you know how long it's been since I ate a hand?

With how governments keep trying to push invasive bullshit on us, here's a song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zH9Zca1vRM

Hello I am Longwind Fartboner and over the next 7 minutes I shall present 1 minute of information.

I've heard that lips and dick tips are the same colour, but it's a real bitch trying to apply the lipstick.

I keep getting a desire to make dark versions of motivational posters. Like the old "Hang in there, baby!" with the cat dangling from the clothesline, only instead it's a hanging noose, framed by the borders of the poster.

*sniff sniff* Hm? *snifffff* You. You have a demo. *sniffsniff* Or a playtest. *sniffsniffchuffsniff* I know you have it on you. *sniffchuffsniffsniffsniffchufffff* Fork it over!

"Can we all agree that..." no we cannot there are too many of us to all agree even one person is too many how many times have you wanted something two different ways

If I die, and you go to my funeral, and I'm wearing a tie, know that I didn't put that on myself. On account of I'm dead. Makes clothing myself difficult. But yeah, fuck ties.

...Some of these really hold up. I like "299. Once you hit rock bottom, there's nowhere else to fuck but up"

It's weird seeing news reports like "The population growth rate is slowing. What could be the cause?" LONG WORK HOURS FOR FUCK ALL PAY. GOVERNMENTS AROUND THE WORLD TERRORISING PEOPLE. FUCKING ABYSMAL CONDITIONS FOR MENTAL AND PHYSICAL WELLBEING. THEY HEAP SALT UPON THE LAND AND QUESTION THE […]

went spear fishing, but all I caught was fish like normal fishing

To whom it may concern, *tosses bomb*

"Fancy some twister?" I ask. "Eh, why not?" you think, expecting me to set up the game mat. Instead, I release a tornado into the room.

If it looks like a duck, sounds like a duck, and acts like a duck.... ...why's it trying so hard to convince us it's a duck, huh? What's it really up to?