I was promised a rapture….

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This was one of the funnies where my goober interrupted me trying to be sexy. This happens a lot, especially if the phone is on the floor 😅

To whom it may concern: Boo!

using historical works like this neoclassical piece by French painter William-Adolphe Bouguereau is a great example to use when arguing against censorship on any platform. If it seems silly to you that a piece like that can be censored, then maybe you should apply that same reasoning to all art.

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder, or however that saying goes

Oh. Stellaris has AI slop in it now. Guess I'm done playing.

Go to check a review and comparison site, one of the big ones here. "Results for paid members only" I need a sign or something to say "Do not provoke me to violence" that I can tap on.

Fuck skinwalker companies. We've got an old Kenwood mixer from back when they were good, and it's recently had part of the frame wear out. The actual Kenwood company's apparently been acquired at some point, and now exists as a name to slap onto crap in the hopes that someone'll fall for it.

Some days it feels like you can tell if life is going to throw bugs at you by checking its hands. Are life's hands full of bugs? No? That's because it's already thrown them at you.

Male birth control has been around for years. Cyanoacrylate nozzles are tapered for a reason.

SA survivors who use art to help process and heal from their own experiences, and leaving the policing up to moderation bots is just a slap in the face to us. Let’s not pretend this is going to be fair and unbiased.

It’s funny too because this art piece I was working on on the vid is actually perfect for this particular conversation about moderation. This piece was meant to be my take on how I’m feeling as a SA survivor and I think moderators claiming to be “protecting” us from some art is an insult to

“Why do you care about nsfw art or artists? Youre just a content creator?” Wrong. I don’t post about it on here and I’ve been inactive with art since 2020 but I am an artist. just because I didn’t do much nsfw art doesn’t mean I won’t care. #fuckcensorship #bsky #istandwithartists #art

🎀FUCK CENSORSHIP 🎀 🎀 UNLEARN SHAME 🎀 🎀 DEPROGRAM RELIGIOUS INDOCTRINATION🎀 ✨my body is not porn✨ NSFW art is NOT evil censoring the masses to appease the elites is not inclusive, Bluesky. Do better.

PLEASE DO THIS MY LOVELY MOOTIES 💕💕 Don’t scroll past without reading pls <3 I love u so much but pls don’t ignore! GO FORTH AND MAKE THE TIMELINE FILTHY!!! LET THERE BE FREAKYNESS! FLY MY PRETTIES FLYYYY

Just realised I got distracted and forgot to take the pill that helps me not get distracted.

Ok I need a break before I get any further worked up over shit that shouldn't be happening.

So many places're like "hey, no mention of violence", and then they do the shit that inspires my violent rage.

Try to do a search for something, but can't find anything because the results are all jammed up with bots and AI shit. I wanna break something.

Why don’t y’all just go ham and just start mass posting your horniest lewdest most feral stuff in response to the new #blueskycensorship ? It’s a good move, a great move even. If enough ppl do it, they can’t ban all of you. Get loud, GET PERVERTED.

Nsfw content makers/sw’s aren’t going off about this enough… this is going to suck if u don’t speak up

I have a suggestion for how to stop these problems! "Is it to find the source of the problems and hit it until the red stops coming out?" Yes!

Those websites where a bunch of popups for newsletters, cookies, special offers, talk to support, etc are like seeing a horrible disease. No thankyou! The cure is very simple and widely available!

"Electric fence" implies the existence of "electric crimes". But not as much as these electricity prices. What, did the sun start charging you by the photon or something? Fuck!

I read about someone who kept big plastic bottles full of water that'd been blessed by the pope back in like, the 70s, because of the belief that if you pour holy water into a smaller amount of regular water, the whole thing becomes holy water. So what happens if you mix two equal amounts of […]

I think it's more likely that, rather than robots waging war on humanity, it'll be different AIs attacking each other, either deliberately by their decision or their owner's, or as a result of different decisions adding up to unintentionally open fire on their competitor.

Threw off my whole train of thought because there's an extra click to boost a toot now. How about making a search that works worth a damn, masto? How about copying features that're genuinely helpful if you're gonna crib from others' notes?

Oh yeah well here's my declaration of intent: soup

oh, okay, so now I have to click twice to boost a toot, because someone, somewhere, might want to dunk on someone

g'nugget

America doesn't switch to metric because they have too many feet guys in power

[AusPol, USPol] Why is Trump so scared of Albanese? He's already fled a summit just to avoid meeting him. Now there's talk that Trump might want to run away again?

Fucking search engines, and too many site search functions! "We know you searched for a specific thing, using the exact name of it word for word, but lots of people search for this other thing that contains maybe one of the words you used, so we'll show you that instead, even though what you […]

ASMR vid description: Use of my voice for AI training is forbidden. (continues on to mention several variations of this, which is understandable, because AI bros will use any technicality to claim it's fine) ASMR video appearance: AI generated image.

Sometimes I wish I could do stuff like make a toasted sandwich maker self-propelled, give it a taste for feet, and set it loose in the world.

Sometimes I wish I could do stuff like make a toasted sandwich maker self-propelled, give it a taste for feet, and set it loose in the world.

sonofa... I've encountered a number of authors recently who announce their patreons using AI-generated images. Quit helping people fuck over artists like that. They want to fuck you over, too.

Waking up so distractable it almost feels like there's two of me on a time lag.

Saw last night an article on how there're people who were born after the actual baby boom, so they're not boomers, but before the start of gen x, so they're not gen x. I propose we combine the term like we did for "xennial": "xoomer" This combination is deliberately chosen to fuck with […]

Saw last night an article on how there're people who were born after the actual baby boom, so they're not boomers, but before the start of gen x, so they're not gen x. I propose we combine the term like we did for "xennial": "xoomer" This combination is deliberately chosen to fuck with […]

Pronouns? Nah, didn't wanna pay for pro. Got a crack to stop the free trial from running out.

I could use a hug, and a thousand year nap

Maybe RFK acts out because he misses the worm

Y'know how Jupiter eats all those comets and stuff? That's why. Ghost comets.

Oh look, a refreshing drink recipe! @hiscursedness will surely appreciate a glass!