i dont want to yearn i want to burn and be put in an urn

I need to take the trash bag out of my trash can so I can put in a new trash bag and fill it with all the trash that's currently on my bed but also? I need to simply evaporate and float away

is time. UTFD #fedifc #ReadingFC

we truly out here binch #fedifc

absolutely unacceptable that I woke up before 7am. no thank you. let's try that again

mmmm ok maybe I do need to start taking my anti intrusive night time thoughts meds again. the intrusive thoughts that they were originally prescribed for stopped so I haven't taken them in months but now I seem to have acquired new ones. mainly just my brain repeatedly shouting about how gross […]

holy fuck how am I this sleepy I guess I did go outside twice today still feels like bullshit though

Saldanha said his brain? WACK his eyes? WACK his arms? WACK me? I'm tight as FUCK #fedifc

it is with great lack of sadness that I must announce that exercise does actually improve your mood damn

he just like me fr, autistic and got pots

im letting you know right now you will be seeing jerseys in my wedding photos. if you don't wanna marry me in a football kit you are not marriage material

the aunt version of the word avuncular is materteral and I simply think that sucks shit

this morning I managed to wake up at 7:30, get the 8:18 bus to the pub for 9am Celtic kickoff, had a full irish breakfast, and after the match as people were leaving I got a bunch of 🫵🏼 "see you next week for cup final?" also learned one of the guys lives in my neighborhood and passes my […]

said I was gonna read my book and immediately went back to scrolling smgdh time to scroll this book

@chest_bot open chest

do I wanna keep binge watching the office or keep reading my book im mildly stressed about not hitting my reading goal despite this being the first year I've ever set a reading goal, the first year I've read more than a single book in ages, and also having only started in June BUT

bsky mods have engaged in another instance of pointless cruelty so we may see another influx soon

OK well I feel yuckier than expected and have grand ambitions of waking up early so im gonna see if it's actually possible for me to fall asleep before 11pm

I have so much joy and fulfillment and I just fucking love football okay

for good reason. I think it's the best thing that's ever happened to me. im the happiest I've ever been. im forever so grateful to my bestie for infecting me with his football autism. im leaving my house again for the first time in years. im making friends. im reading more books than I have in YEARS

one of these days im gonna write a big thing about what football has meant for me this year. for all my footyposting and nerd facts and pics from matches I went to in different countries ive only been actively following it since May of this year and as you can tell it's consumed my entire life

I Am Getting Emotional About Football Again

cast it into the flames https://tech.intersects.art/@roadside/115669583612206307

be the change you wish to see in the world. for example I am currently transmogrifying into approximately six nickels and a sacagawea dollar

had a really delightful moment just now where I logged back into a language exchange app I hadn't used in a couple years, went to update my bio and saw that 5 of the countries that were listed in my "countries I wanna visit" could now be moved to "countries I've been to" I really be out here […]

so all my deliveries have to go to my sister's house but I do have a mail slot in my door. feel like I should get really into several magazines maybe

got absolutely jumpscared by the discovery that fruity pebbles will turn your poops what I can genuinely only describe as Grinch Green

Instagram knows me too well, I've posted this at people too often lmao

bestie told me eating 6 bowls of fruity pebbles would just make my headache worse and I need to just take paracetamols and drink water. well yknow what bud I tried it your way and I still feel like shit so maybe it's time I give my way a whirl

I'm gonna dip the Christmas tree in ranch dressing and eat it as a snack

it was fun being cute but I do have to take the kit off so I can eat bc I'm clumsy as fuck and will for sure spill all over it ...Rayo scored immediately after I took it off ok my b I was cursing the team apparently

what kinda rancid shit you think they sell in here

woooooooof today might have been a good day to wear my back brace

I'M TOO SLEEPY. but noooo I have yet another doctors appointment today

finally synced the Celtic and Reading fixtures to my Google calendar so I can stop rescheduling doctors appointments when I realize I've double booked lmao

audio description rules because even though im completely sighted, sometimes my brain doesn't work right and I can't follow what's happening BUT ALSO it's great for if you wanna watch something but also close your eyes for a bit or try to fall asleep or your head hurts but you still wanna watch […]

[periods] the absolute hubris of thinking nah it was just the tiniest bit of spotting in the morning, ill be fine and then ofc waking up in a blood puddle

yeah that........ tracks lmao

uh oh I'm in A Mood™©® im gonna chalk it up to Adderall crash

OKAY I HAVE NEW SMART BULBS ITS TIME TO ASSEMBLE MY LAMP SO I CAN FINALLY BE A HUMAN PERSON AGAIN (am light hyposensitive so I permanently feel like my room is dark without a million daylight bulbs)

yeeeee they're on da way soon

practicing writing in a new language is so deeply embarrassing #gaeilge

OK i have explained before how in irish to say I'm sad you say there is sadness on me well I am pleased to share that to say I'm autistic you would also say "there is autism on me"

durin's bane so big now bebebebebebe #cats

what is the afternoon but the night of the morning really

no sign of my cat when I got home but my bed was covered in piss so I can only assume she's hiding from responsibility

I know everyone has songs they sing to their pets and the one I sing at my cat is as follows little one, you are the littlest one, you have achieved a quantum state! little one, you are the littlest one, you are unobservable but great!

my Lyft to the pub is booked for 5:40am why am I doing this to myself it's partly morbid curiosity about who else is hardcore enough to be there for the 6am kickoff lol

just learned my new all time favorite irish word thanks you can describe a human person as being faoileánach if seagulls just don't fuckin leave them alone #gaeilge