pokemon-sonas for buckethead: - Blacephalon (fucked up and evil clown) - Mimikyu (shy murderess) - Cubone (shy tism) - Cofagrigus (masked killer) - Duskull (shy masked tism) - Hitmonlee (kung-fu, long legs) - Iron Thorns (bucket bot, giant robot, godzilla weebery)

i love everyone who can tell from my sfw art that the character is a power bottom

might literally be me but i'm not japanese

#chriskerweek2026 - Mind Control You already knew this was going to be a P30 situation. yapmaxxing: https://wiki.scumsuck.com/blog:2026:0601chrisker_week_2026_2_-_mind_control #art #chrisker #residentevil

The fact that Sherry appears in RE9 but not Jake means that Jake is a figment of Chris's ptsd depressive coping imagination. So he imagined Wesker got pregnant and gave birth. And Chris imagined he was the babby daddy. Or he imagined he was cucked by an nameless faceless hentai mob estonian […]

the way i feel about zeno is probably the same way james sunderland feels about maria being a slutty version of his dead wife 🛌 "worst character in the game btw" - jerma985

shane is just reading out loud the lore to "we are the world" because michael jackson and diana ross are holding hands in the music video (dirty diana conspiracy theorists)

don't you think it's cute that the fan nickname for wesker/dante/vergil team in MVC3 is "trenchcoat mafia"? boys love to make ship names. like "zero may cry" for zero/dante/vergil LOL

[resident evil 9 yapping] i dont want to click on this but i'm going to laugh if this ends up like Star Wars Clone Wars where an army of cloned wesker BOWs (zenos) fights an army of cloned chris BOWs (that thing at the end of village) LMAO. then you get the […] [Original post on blorbo.social]

What if I told you Axl Rose is a modern performer of the crossdressing Dan opera role https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_role Why else would he moan in a shrill voice about his serpentine, and then switch to his bass-boosted boy voice. RIDDLE ME THIS BATMAN!!!

#chriskerweek2026 day 1: Royalty. Tang Dynasty royalty as a setting, I’ve been reading a bit about eunuchs in Chinese history 😁 lemme yap more about this on MY BLOG. https://wiki.scumsuck.com/blog:2026:0601chrisker_week_2026_1_-_royalty #chrisker #art

When i'm crackin wesker i'm pulling on his hair by the roots cuz he likes that shit, but i keep yanking out his thin blonde white person hair. Help. He's all patchy on the scalp and i wont have anything else to hold onto

Reminder to self: draw chrisker as Dr. frank n furter and Rocky in gold speedo (i am just 7 minutes old!) (It's... Beautiful... To behold.) Goshdarn Wesker is such a muscle man gooner. I know he has stacks of "fitness" magazines under his bed. Next to Chris's crate.

hi! I have opened commissions to help with general day to day expenses, but also to save for the first ever vacation that I"m going to be taking in like. ten years. Please repost and spread the word, thanks!

Soft opening commissions: get a small VN style illustration with a simple pixel background, starting at $25 each! More info on my ko-fi--this is the first time I'm using their system, so please bear with me. #tofu+beastart #commissions ko-fi.com/tofubeast/co...

insane that as of 8 hours ago, the voice actors for RE5 chris and wesker were sharing hentai of their characters with each other, 17 years after their one job together concluded. we live in a chrisker canon society. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFXnh8oFWj0

Hiiiiii give it up for day 2 of ConCarolinas 😼 swing by and be the first to get my freshly print n cut Zeno and Gideon stickers 💞

Kisses my shy hunched over spider limbed autism creatures in the chicken coop good night 💋💞

i would like to stay up to finish my zeno and gideon stickers so i can share them with local Resident Evil gooners this weekend AT CONCAROLINAS, and also finish it for sticker club 🛌

As I table at ConCarolinas today, I met someone who said they have a "my other ride is Albert Wesker" bumper sticker. And they said they saw another car full of Wesker photos pasted on it. I hope I can find these Wesker goonmobiles to see their glory in real life later. I should just put up a […]

🙊 sniff sniff 🦍 good

Need to make a section on my wiki page for chrisker for gay shit in each game. Re1: chris got scared and drops his gun, so wesker leaves his own gun on the floor for Chris and then runs away real fast so Chris won't find him LMAO. Love language: gift giving. And crawling in the vents staring at […]

Kicking my little feet and giggling as I send Shane a bunch of fics for us to read together on our trip 😼 i love being the same toxic bacterial strain as Shane and sharing the same good taste and sharing clothes and holding hands and sharing the same onahole (wormussy)

[Wesker my asexual agender transhumanist roach slut 🪳 yes this too is Chrisker] It's so cute that Wesker doesn't consider himself human 😽💖 Code Veronica: "Sure, I'm not human anymore..." MVC3: "Mortals are so weak." I don't think he ever considered himself human emotionally. Gmo-ing himself […]

my playlist of just the insane peppy resident evil end credits songs is going to be so fucking good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3XV8UUfWgw

the animation where milo shows tarzan his slideshow is chrisker to me btw

I can't believe RIGHT NOW at this moment chris redfield is jerking off in the same tent as wesker because he saw that wesker was wearing UNDERWEAR underneath his pants. what a wonderful time to be alive

I wish I was a fluff-artist sometimes instead of whatever this is, but then I guess I wouldn't be drawn to Char and Amuro if that were the case. [ #gundam #charaznable #amuroray nothing happens but you cann assume #amuchar always ]

SHITTY GAME FACTS: Wesker is on DHT blockers to destroy his human body's erections, and as such his widow's peak from RE (1996) has not gone any further back. He travels with Leon to plug their hairlines back in barbie doll style.

Shane talking over the frying pan and top gun soundtrack: "dude visit the subreddit grow your clit"

[🔞 suggestive art, scoutspy noncon thigh licking. Old man uke.] I reread a story someone wrote for me, ”Beat Your Meat n Greet”, and I love it even more now with my heart full of ojii abuse 💖 https://archiveofourown.org/works/24746617 Here is fanart I drew! […] [Original post on blorbo.social]

very important: Leon's fuckboy fit in RE2 has ARMPIT HAIR drawn onto the minecraft model. he's never been a true twink lol he's always been pretty ripped. muscle femboy like dbz 😁 #residentevil

my leon has neurodegenerative brain disease cuz i keep walking into mr. x to get insta punched in the head so I can run past him, instead of shooting him down or luring him to a larger area to dodge him 😔 not as bad as chris though...

I think i shall draw Wesker as a white tiger fursona... A lot of ppl goon over the "aesthetics" and think its a dominant beast, but white tigers are often the result of unethical breeding + exploitation. A solitary hunter, reduced to rotting in a dirt hole for $5 viewing at the zoo.

The bottom Albert Wesker tag is my personal save room where Mr. X cannot grab and fuck me. I salute the troops. https://archiveofourown.gay/tags/Bottom%20Albert%20Wesker/works Speaking of, where's the Bottom Mr. X tag. Monsterfucking where the big smelly eunuch monster is getting fucked in the […]

Can't believe police captain Wesker is at the club at his big age of 38, dancing alone emanating purple bad kimochi stink lines, looking creepy wearing sunglasses in the dark. While he left Chris at home naked and sniffing locked in a cage under his bed. Why don't you ever bring your pet Chris […]

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[Nasty. Bugs in wesker's vagina?!] Mr. Wesker uses the cucumber until it gets worms, and then he mashes the soft remains more until they hatch, and then he just lets them wriggle and breed in his hole

[🧠 recontextualizing Rising Rookie Rebecca with RE9's addition of Barry Burton trolling the office...] Jsyk i DO like rebesker (rebecca top elbow deep in wesker wormussy no riba) but I also like asexual wesker so I'm trying to find different character paths on this to entertain myself and […]

I have finished the Claire A part of Resident Evil 2 (1998), and shall proceed to Leon B tomorrow. I have also responded to many emails. And finished inking 3 pages of comics. I will clap for myself 👏

TV PARTY 📺

chris redfield loves this song and movie btw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOXaPE6gklI

Watching Top Gun (1986) for yaoi research. I have only listened to the bombass soundtrack for the last 15 yrs, i wonder what this movie glorifying the us military and showing them slapping each others asses in the locker room could be about.

I have been getting similar spam notifications via Bluesky accounts. Some profile with a sexy lady profile pic (stolen from someone else's onlyfans cuz the original watermark is still on there) comments "amazing art!". The bsky->fedi bridge sends me a notification, and if I follow the link the […]

I will probably need to repost this Gore Vidal quote multiple times this season so here it is for convenience

i’m seeing “vampire show incest is going to scare the normies off” posting which is charmingly optimistic but “normies” are people who watch game of thrones and chat about it around the water cooler at their jobs with other adults who all know what make-believe is

[evil and unwoke chrisker] Thinking about... Cop Wesker getting a call for like a wellness check or whatever at Chris and Claire's foster parents' house. Idk maybe Chris is being a big sad mad chungus and trying to fist fight his foster parents. And Wesker has to do stupid cop shit like calm […]

Nyan Piece style

Which one in the couple is looking up military survival training and wages in the air force, and which one is looking up Tang dynasty Chinese eunuch prostate organisms? The two gendahs

Shane woke me up by blasting gregorian chants for military boarding school children