they don't know I spent today analyzing KOTH dudes's era-accurate hairstyles. https://wiki.scumsuck.com/blog:2025:0924koth_hair Shane was right.. Boomhauer DOES have cool lesbian hair. #kingofthehill #blog

Note to self: make gifs of luanne giggling after voting, and then dale doing a finger thingy in hanks hand after hank says dubya's handshake is mealy

girl gribble

I’m offering this #VirtualWorkshop for the second time on Saturday, October 25. If you’ve ever had an interest in working with #clay, I hope you’ll join me. #Ceramics used to be a free creative medium but has become an expensive hobby. In this workshop, I […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

hate when this happens #shitpost

I like having Shane as my adventure guide to southern culture so he can explain stuff like "BC headache powder" and why white people turn red and split like tomatoes in the sun

Shane says: - Angus (OC) is annoying - Scout is ugly - Dale is cute and thus spoke zarathustra...

[gooning] started thinking about nancy dale john having a big happy family and living in the same house with lots of babbies together

Those height charts of like Sabrina Carpenter next to Taylor Swift. Which one in the gay couple is the hot tall Jessica Rabbit and which one's the 40 year old man-child that gets a $10 allowance per week??? #kingofthehill #sanchdiego

Sketch for a donation 🖤 https://ko-fi.com/kirakirakira #mp100 #shigeokageyama

Its so funny when the 20 yr old girlfriends of 60 yr old boomer rock dudes dress up in "80's rock" cosplay for their man. Like yes papa i will dress as a maiden from your time. If you date a 90 yr old dude you gotta dress up like a 1950's housewife cosplay. Wait thats what anal del rey does […]

smartest twitter techbro

Strange hallucination... Sketch for a donation 👁️ https://ko-fi.com/kirakirakira #mouthwashing #curly

King Of The Hill S2E2: Texas City Twister. 6AM and already the boy ain't right. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VwUPNW58Bw

[koth's canon incest jokes] this is someone's weird ship. Definitely Mr. Judge's, he intentionally put Luanne in the house to make Hank feel fear. And they keep making "going to hell" jokes about various members of the household with Luanne 😔

Happening in 20 mins!! I will be hosting a panel, "How to Make Stickers - At Home!" https://www.tumblr.com/queerzestzinefest is a FREE virtual convention going on for the entire month of September! It's hosted on the Discord so come join for as many […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

a pinchitter is needed for the #10itemsorless exchange! if you can fill anything for any of these linked prompts, please leave a comment on dreamwidth https://10itemsorless.dreamwidth.org/653.html #saeko #kaiji #themalazanbookofthefallen #thesilvercase #starwarsahsoka #mobilesuitgundam

Note to self: make gif of bobby running away in fresh underwear, and hank says "9am and the boy already aint right" Its the luanne done laundry at the beginning episode... I think the rest is hank trying to kick luanne out? Will research tomorrow

Sketch for a donation 😄 https://ko-fi.com/kirakirakira #rorypeters #finaldestination2

[koth, shooting/sniper/gun violence jokes] i'm at that age where king of the hill yaoi. THEY'RE SO CUUUUUUuuuUUUUte kyaaa in your yaoi's left-right name order, which one is gonna get shot and which one takes the bullet?? #kingofthehill #dalehank

Hmm we are growing beets and radishes and their little green glans tips are poking out the dirt now... perhaps I can make some red/purple ink out of them if I don't eat them all... 🤔

if i was the Mastodon whalecore band I'd be so mad I have to compete with Mastodon dot social for SEO and top billing amongst well known mastodons. I'd also be mad if I was an ancient elephant enthusiast trying to find pictures of my favorite elephant...

Artwork I drew for BANGZZ "Maybe She's Born With It, Maybe It's A Trauma Response" album cover. Platinum carbon black ink with brush on bristol paper. https://bangzz.bandcamp.com/music #art #illustration

I had a nightmare that I had a bunch of animated 88x31 gif buttons on the footer component of my website that was lagging every page and making it take 5 hours to load so I decided to stick it in the about page only... i woke up and they weren't there thank god. But I still had a nightmare I was […]

cat that looks like william dafoe! https://www.reddit.com/r/cats/comments/1nlwf71/is_it_just_me_or_this_cat_from_the_food_park/ #cats

Me when i offer quietly in my own space one of many options people can choose to use or not, and i am not forcing anyone to do anything, but people yell at me and call me stupid because they don't like what i suggested https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J7dgsreI-ZA

Hello Bluesky friends. I wrote a small guide of "fediverse for lgbtq and kink artists" a while back: https://wiki.scumsuck.com/socialmedia:fediverse And my good friend @spillingdown translated it into Spanish: https://wiki.scumsuck.com/socialmedia:fediverse:es

king of the hill yaoi got shane looking up frank zappa lore tonight lads

Here is an 18+ #artrec for you: Dang it, Dale by Whobahstank . KOTH, Top!Dale x Bottom!Hank, they both have incredible dad bods. https://archiveofourown.org/works/26023234

question for sex-havers: what sex position requires the woman to be fully clothed in a winter coat, and the dude to be fully naked on the bottom?

I'm guessing bluesky wants to start introducing some form of monetization, but to do that needs the approval of payment processors. that's why the list of banned content is basically identical to all the other platforms that have gone through this.

beta for beta 🐜👗 #omegaverse #kingofthehill

carrying the wife carrying the wife #tasuyae #lkyt #yaoi #tasuku #yael

We as a society don't talk enough about the episode where Peggy forcemascs Hank by slipping him testosterone and makes Hank's ass super juicy and bouncy https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DsO-sW-ZymE

Today's fucked up headcanon: Dale believes he is John's brother post-Vision Quest "albino buffalo" delusion. At the same time that he keeps accidentally-on-purpose propositioning John.

Hello world. We are currently trying to get 200k MXN to pay for my mother's medical bills. I've made a page listing some ways people can help: https://mappapapa.neocities.org/c/ I really appreciate any help you can give, including sharing this post. Thanks! #mutualaid #cancer

Because of complications, my mother's last chemo was cancelled and her surgery was rescheduled to an earlier date. It's happening in six days. We're getting closer to the goal with donations online and offline, please keep boosting this post and drop a kofi if you can! […]

someone on tumblr said they liked the way i draw Diego's hands. To me, they are like little rat hands crawling in the walls. SIGH #sketch #sanchdiego

Artist whose commission sheet says they WILL draw mecha and machinery and fetishized abuse (mecha is immoral and will make people build cars irl (joke)).

Gentle reminder that in the late '50s, the U.S. government did not censor comics. Comics companies censored themselves. Not sure why that crossed my mind today but there it is...

Shane is becoming attached to the decade old laptop that I installed Linux Ubuntu Mint Cinnamon Galarian Zen Mode, so I wanted to make a sticker to put on the laptop. He didn't approve of the 2nd executioner one. "On my sweet, innocent Linux???" #sketch

The animators never obey their own model sheet that says not to make Peggy too shapely. Talkin 'bout them dang ol culottes man. #kingofthehill #art #traditionalart

They dont know about the amogus plushie we found at the thrift store with a very protuberant eyeball

This is what I did with my afternoon. Anyone else a JRPGer? ☺️ #88x31 #kingofthehill

Have YOU🫵 bskies bridged your account by following @ap.brid.gy yet? That way we could communicate and I could hit that share button on your art, might be cool just saying.

i saw some ppl sharing ao3 skins the other day, and i wanted to recommend one ive been using that i really like! https://archiveofourown.org/works/55444360/chapters/140686915 i really like skins that emphasize the tags (and color categorizes them) and i really […] [Original post on blorbo.social]

Nancy considers Dale 3rd sexiest man in Arlen, after John Redcorn and Boomhauer, because he is so "limber."

i know for a fact that dale gribble listens to mr. bungle in his goon basement, and nancy doesn't like it, and that's why she gets headaches and has to go to john redcorn's New Age Healing clinic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWzeB44LQxY&list=PLnmeViH2WT_lAuleu0a2BXqgRbFLk6igG&index=7