someone posed the question today of "do you think assad zaman knows that he was in the show that was supposed to be the secret johnlock finale" and. I wish I could say "no" confidently but that man has a distinctly was-on-tumblr-in-2012 look about him. new fear unlocked

the nullomand extended universe lives against all odds archiveofourown.org/works/78292171

hm naqvi is literally out there writing the sentences of all time at an unprecedented rate per page but "possessing extravagant footwear but no real estate" is. such a succinct summary of so many people...

I have not seen enough werewolf/horror films in general to posit an answer to this question but. now very curious if this connection between werewolf enthusiasm and early nazism did show up in fiction

perfect loumand divorce gift https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/jan/23/venice-cursed-palace-palazzo-ca-dario-for-sale

[three adult vampires doin it] "hello long lost lover from my childhood here is my 71 year old child would you like to have sex with him" is such an armand concept ttf never misses […]

lesmand enjoyers will enjoy https://archiveofourown.org/works/77235131/

the stranger things johnlock conspiracy is in the freaking NEWSPAPER 😭 https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2026/jan/08/what-is-stranger-things-conformity-gate-netflix

the only problem with marty supreme is like morally I don’t think we should be giving kevin o’leary money just for being kevin o’leary. but where else are you going to get that kind of authentically rancid aura

iOS photos app has built in OCR? touching computer is OK sometimes 😍

armand/santiago foot beating yay yay awesome https://archiveofourown.org/collections/DMFAsecretgremlinexchange2025/works/76196641 #iwtv

I am such a begrudging audiobook listener and have never listened to a fiction audiobook before but. just started HM Naqvi's The Selected Works of Abdullah the Cossack and ohhhhh this simply DEMANDS to be read out loud. but there isn't one. boooo

brain laser-focused on daniel saying armand you can't rape me. because I'm consenting to have sex with you. and armand being like. trudeau just watch me dot gif

I know dogboy molloy is everywhere but what about werewolf daniel. is he anywhere

drinking a ginger ale… his influence

most agressively niche fanwork you'll see today: ooh look completedirony updated their loumand color palette of the month https://completedirony.neocities.org/colorpalette #iwtv

I have watched three episodes of pluribus and. well not to overburden a metaphor but I feel like the only person in the world who doesn’t get what’s so great about this

wait he  now shows up as an emoji on my phone because I added him as a sticker. what happens if I post him on fedi…

I would have thought that there’s some sort of upper limit on the number of times you can go “woah I didn’t know it was going to be that kind of move” in one movie. but then I saw marty supreme

ok time to do my duty and watch the cancon

Here’s fic about the Académie française kink term satire https://archiveofourown.org/works/75912191

I made a louis/lestat/armand threesome that goes only mildly wrong in a niceys sort of way :) https://archiveofourown.org/works/76368806 #iwtv

ohhhh my god

ok so I also saw Frankenstein a few days ago and it mostly made me ponder how the proliferation of AI slop has completely ruined run of the mill CG animation for me. Am I completely out to lunch on this?

you should read this fic about armand getting planted face down in rashid’s specially mixed sex dirt and choking and crying and also louis doing spiritual rebirth kink to him about it 🥺🥺🥺 https://archiveofourown.org/works/76244091 #iwtv

saw The Secret Agent which seemed lik. a really good movie that I just needed to be able to pay a bit more attention to than it actually compelled me to

eating a pomegranate one of the best ways to deconstruct the myth of your own civilization. yeah OK you're bipedal and use abstract symbols. you're still just a creature trying to get into a fruit

nice https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/dec/19/montreal-grocery-store-santas-elves-robbery

if you saw the way I just saved my milk tea from boiling over you would me impressed

this video about chairs in Tbilisi was good for reasons I can't explain https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWAvTNuCteU

xkill gotta be one of the greatest computer programs in existence

Alright well this is very much a WIP but it's already more info than I've found on this subject anywhere else on the web: the fandom discord to IRC migration page is live! https://fans-on-irc.neocities.org #fandom #Discord #irc

WE DID IT! VAMPIRE FIQH CANONIZED!!!! (our Man On The Inside did it...) https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Vampire%20Fiqh%20(Interview%20with%20the%20Vampire%20TV%202022)/works #iwtv

there’s only one acceptable phallic symbol which is a trumpet. if you play the trumpet you can put it to your face like you want everyone to watch you shoot a big load. that’s it tho stop it with the giant buildings

would you give her your kidney if she asked

RE: https://federatedfandom.net/@bloodripelives/115545664675189923 time to bring this back again I guess

I have been using octave for four years and was this week years old when I realized it had a GUI. what on earth

how is rashid not bigger

however. I'll still do the bluesky one I guess

websites need to stop trying to wrap your year on them at the beginning of december. that shit's still cooking

banged out the tunes I mean the finger thing. runs away https://archiveofourown.org/works/75248281 #iwtv

this is not the fic I was intending to neglect my exam to get written this week but sometimes God beams an image of Armand cuddling a stuffed bunny into your brain and it would be impious to ignore a direct instruction https://archiveofourown.org/works/75196806 #iwtv

You'll join irc.slashnet.org, which might look different in different clients, but here's what it looks like in mine. Then you'll just type /join #fandom into the text box and be taken there!

To join, you'll need an IRC client, either on your phone/computer or in your browser. There's a list of them here: https://www.wikihow.com/Get-Started-with-IRC-(Internet-Relay-Chat).

ok well (guy whose shitty fanfiction archive webring got annoyingly big voice) If You Build It They Will Come apparently. So eventually I'm gonna make a Fandom On IRC website with discussion/instructions for switching from discord to IRC and a listing of fannish IRC spaces

perhaps I should just make the listing and then people will be like oh huh should I do this too? and I could put instructions/info about going from discord to IRC there too since that is a thing some people have asked me....

now that my IRC is up and running in daily use I kind of wanna join more fannish IRCs. DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY RECS? hey maybe there should be a weblisting of fannish IRCs like my fanfiction webring hmmm....

it's friday which means it's TONGUE TIME https://archiveofourown.org/works/73829366/chapters/194653851 #iwtv

how did outlook manage to screw up “looking at your emails” so badly