i really wish I liked storygraph because fuck amazon unfortunately in terms of actual functionality it has gotta be one of my most hated website concepts on the planet

*dives in under the jossing wire* MADE IT. TONGUELESSMAND IS COMPLETE https://archiveofourown.org/works/73829366/chapters/226842921

remember that hilarious thing Rolin Jones put in the LA Times for some reason where he's having a menty b about people tatooing "Be all the beautiful things you are and be them without apology, for all eternity" on their bodies. because I remember that

NO YOUNG DANIEL THIS SEASON CONFIRMED????? SURPRISE VICTORY FOR NO-PAST-DM-ERS!!!!!!! WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if s2 can end in louis and lestat hugging it out my fic which is apparently being given as a DM rec can end with louis and armand hugging it out

lestat loading up on vampire cocaine before he plays to a crowd of 50 assorted nonbinary people in ohio: hello my beautiful unwell

dear god the thing people said like haha wouldn't it be funny if the lesmand shagging on the balcony scene was a lie in the sense that actually lestat's mom was there too... was real.... or they want us to think it was real through the magic of lying in the trailer. one of those

i have some work to do on myself

OKAY THE NEW LESTAT SONG IS... GOOD??? god imagining Louis sitting in the back of the room for this simultaneously feeling intense tenderness and also having an entire flashback panic attack.

do not like that there are advance showings so for the last week before the premiere the whole fandom will be full of shitty blurry phone videos of the episode that you have to decide whether or not to watch and spoilers posted by people whose understanding of basic aspects of a text you would […]

sam and assad are getting possessed every year bc lestat and armand are already fully realized characters in the books. meanwhile jacob anderson had to grow louis like a tumor

allow me to make a recommendation to my fellow fedi bridgers that you NOT accidentally make a post that gets nine hundred likes on bluesky

I do wish assad zaman had allowed me to retain the fantasy that maybe marius turned daniel for two more weeks.... but he's so freaking cute I can't be mad

the flute playing on chelsea girl is so godawful

obsessed with this design choice

timeline cleanser check out this mini Quran I saw yesterday

I will probably need to repost this Gore Vidal quote multiple times this season so here it is for convenience

i’m seeing “vampire show incest is going to scare the normies off” posting which is charmingly optimistic but “normies” are people who watch game of thrones and chat about it around the water cooler at their jobs with other adults who all know what make-believe is

lestat rolling stone cover listing "peaches" as a musical inspiration which THANKFULLY, it turns out, is a musician, because I had a sudden vision of Lestat covering the stranglers peaches https://youtu.be/j2w0rbp6J9Y and suddenly realized there is a universe in which I am not immune to Sexy […]

good thing I have no investment in this 'cause this seems like bad news for whoever does

I hope the whole season is like this

"good luck" - jacob anderson

I love this utterly pointless and extremely annoyed alexandriana deep dive this is what I like to see on the internet https://www.theparisreview.org/blog/2020/03/19/and-alexander-wept/

guy in the pitt choked on broccoli dude EYEEE also choked on broccoli as a kid now im scared of it... evil vegetable

RE: https://federatedfandom.net/@bloodripelives/116615571679788383 what if his newly slutty neckline is evidence that he's been bodysnatched. im spiralling

love a one-item dropdown

feeling increasingly annoyed with the argument that goes "oh, you say you don't use genAI? Well you're a LIAR because it's probably ALREADY IN tools you DO use!" having something forced on you is not the same thing as using it? if someone punches you in the face, that does not mean you are […]

guys im having a disagreement with someone about whether it says "he dies bad" or "he dies best" about rashid. I just heard "best" and was like well naturally! but I'm kinda scared that the other guy is right about this one please hold me

i can't believe I'm going to see my wife again so soon

marimand equus AU. think on it

this is a work of art https://github.com/codyd51/uefirc

being into open source is crazy because you can actually look forward to a piece of software being updated. it might make things better. woah

LOUIS AND ARMAND IN THE SAME ROOM IN EPISODE ONE???? ALL WE DO IS WIN

and not a moment too soon, Something Finally Happens in tonguelessmand 'verse. https://archiveofourown.org/works/73829366/chapters/224922031

RE: https://federatedfandom.net/@bloodripelives/115323479661242565 BRINGING THIS BACK!!!!!!

not quite

also. good trailer and only trailer so far to not feature lestat's music.... coincidence?? everyone say thank you ravel for the good trailer and the bench scene

today I and the other electrical student added four different versions of distorted face to our company's teams custom emoji. hire me

apparently this was ONLY POSTED ON ERIC BOGOSIAN'S INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT which is the funniest marketing stunt possible I'll allow it. and it's the first trailer that feels like Our Weird Show and not something stupider and worse oh i'm 🥲 https://www.instagram.com/p/DYhquy6R5Mc/ #iwtv

HELP WHAT

ARE YOU HITTIN THE SAME VAGINA YOU SPENT THE FIRST NINE MONTHS OF YOUR MORTAL LIFE IN????????

the best book and music discovery algorithm is going to the public library and picking something that looks interesting off the shelf

i hope in universe someone makes a poster that says "the ex" on it and louis fucking eats them

dear this is a stein

dude the transit authorities could make extra money by selling tickets to be sent through the train wash https://www.ctvnews.ca/montreal/article/completely-ridiculous-rem-users-mistakenly-sent-to-the-train-wash/

keeping the discord forward so it's clear that I do NOT have instagram and this was NOT recommended for me. um step one to writing RPF ethically has traditionally been DO NOT FUCKING PUT IT IN A MAINSTREAM MAGAZINE PUBLICATION????

finished s1 of the pitt...

I am glad to have been able to read this article about Amy Wallace https://www.thesmallbow.com/p/consider-the-sister-2b94

holds everyone's hand. we are all going to get our WIPs out the door before the great jossing I believe in us

eurovision inviting canada to participate in eurovision is the funniest shit on the planet