i’ve been at work long enough that my wires are crossing and i get a little turned on when i adjust the sizing guards on the scanner

only friends (both seasons) are metatextually about the erotic threat of the boy without a boypair

i still need to catch up on girl rules. maybe i will do a double feature with her and ofdo tonight

Flat Seungmin has arrived in Middle Earth ⚔️🧙‍♂️🦅🧝‍♂️ He explored the Ford of Bruinen, Isengard, Lothlorien forest, Gladden Hills and more! Look forward to more Middle Earth adventures~ - @hanming.bsky.social

heated rivalry’s great ofc but i will always resent it a little bit for not being an adaptation of that capri hockey AU

the thing is there's a ton of excellent fantasy by and about men right now but they're apparently not the type of men ""mantasy"" is referring to! hm!

This is such a thoughtful article about Jonghyun's life. What a lovely way to remember him on his birthday 🥹 genius.com/discussions/...

Also a reminder that you, as a patron, have the power to demand that your library staff are treated with respect and dignity in their workplace, and are paid a livable wage.

Ogres - Strippers - FFS Surgeons Will all grind your bones to make their bread

me

TIRSTY TIRSTY

[miserably] and slam in the back of my drag-u-la

Dam him up!

more trans guys putting their dicks inside people ☝️

conceding that americans are inherently more evil, more stupid, more depraved than anyone else is just another kind of exceptionalism. it's the self-indulgent yearn to give in to nihilism. anything can change, if we work to change it

i was today years old when i learned that london grammar didn’t actually write nightcall and it actually started life as a weirdo synthwave track??

We didn't deserve this day.

ok boys we're going to have to lock in today as we have never locked in before

genuinely think that if shane was going to use an epithet for ilya in his own internal narration it would not be "the russian", but rather "this fucking guy". you know I'm right about this

*The year is 2016 in Skeletoronto* Skeleton: Say, what happened to that actor from Degrassi? Skeleton Drake: You used to call me on my cell bone.

Michaelangelo's Creation Of Rat

For people intending this evening to publicly petition our government for a redress of grievances: AM I FREE TO LEAVE? and I INVOKE MY RIGHTS TO SILENCE AND COUNSEL AND WILL NOT ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS WITHOUT MY ATTORNEY PRESENT. are the only things you say to police or law enforcement.

i have written three (3) sentences of the threatened ofdo fic. they are these

Waking up to the awe-inspiring images from NASA at the same time the US President is implying that he will commit genocide, I can't think of a better quote for the times than this one from Apollo astronaut Edgar Mitchell. I added it to today's Earthset image:

ok i've worked on my alteration project, showered, watched some d20, picked my room up, and now i've made some coffee and will maybe do some writing

genuinely feel like i may need to go home, i’m so disregulated rn

They should have a few Razzies that aren’t wholly negative, like “film most transparently improved in the edit suite”, “actor who is actually too good for the part in a way that makes the rest of the film a bit of a disappointment”.

pretty clear bright line today, anyone in power who isn't doing everything they can to remove him from office deserves handcuffs when this is all over. that includes any democrat who votes for anything he wants

hell of a day to leave my panic meds at home. lol. lmfao.

love starting the workday with a surge of cortisol

it’s beautiful to me how the music you listened to as an adolescent will never leave you. i haven’t listened to panic! at the disco in years but i threw on an old album while i was driving and you know what? word perfect

Gave this the soundtrack it deserves. Kubrick was onto something when he picked the Blue Danube as the Theme of Objects Floating In Space. Call me, Nutella

This morning, NASA sent up a message recorded by Apollo astronaut Jim Lovell before his death:

sometimes you handstitch a hem so neat you can hear the eligible bachelors hammering on your door

khemjira / this man has some of the finest yaoi hands found in nature

Getting really mad at people calling it a "Reverse Harem" when it's a harem full of men. That's just a harem. A Reverse Harem is when you have a collection of people who want to kill you.

Happy International Asexuality Day

khemjira seems so far to be like if they made a yaoi version of the best part of dune aka the part that villaneuve was too cowardly to film aka the spice orgy where chani and paul start freaking out bc they're experiencing anticipatory memories of a relationship and marriage that hasn't happened yet

show the energy you bring to bluesky

reddit blowing up the anti Lee agenda sm have been running all along

at the stripped club. straight up “hating it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. The lacy thing. The thing with curly hair

Insane little thing on antiques roadshow

How many thousands of people are gonna get charged $70 a month because they didn't read to the third paragraph of this fucking email

Unlike an Elf on the Shelf, Goose on the Moose reports your activities to no one. It does not judge you. It does not lure you in with false promises of friendship only to report on your activities nightly Goose on the Moose is a threat but an honest one.

My favorite heresy is that Judas’ betrayal was predetermined, he was redeemed in hell, assisted Christ in the harrowing, and entered heaven as Christ was resurrected. It’s just so dramatically satisfying.

Keith Haring, Bunny On The Run, 1986

good morning do you want to feel queasy and unwell