you asked chatgpt. i asked the vampire louis de pointe du lac. he spoke in purple prose for ten uninterrupted minutes and didn't directly answer the question.

Smtg smtg angel halo, smtg smtg demon from hell, you get it. #iwtv #iwtvfanart #thevampirearmand #thevampirelestat #lestatdelioncourt #lesmand #armandstat

nonskippable scene passed. i’ve missed two days of meds. i have two days of traveling ahead. i am so weary

bad art. good friends. that's what life's all about baby.

my working theory is that the people who are happy to watch bl/queer men on their tv screens but flip shit if a fancon show is erotic (or even has kissing!) are… homophobic in the way that can’t handle the idea that these real guys are *really into guys,* in the flesh

the tyranny of the unskippable scene in life

if you’ve followed me long enough you know what this will be, i’ve read it five times and it’s never gotten less devastating it also took me several reads to spot that the main ship is garak/cardassia archiveofourown.org/works/121728...

“goodbye forever (until next time)” healed what the only friends finale wounded for me, and also it’s simply perfect as a story about grown gay adults figuring out how to be in a relationship archiveofourown.org/works/506729...

this is a talamasca meme

the thing about rashid is he’s not getting nearly enough action on ao3

dude i’m so tired and stressed

really enjoying the spate of ao3 comments all to the tune of "i can't believe you compared ___ to ____"

i have to say. mia goth was bad in frankenstein

Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.

[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison] 🎵Baba Yaga 🎵Walking down the street 🎵Baba Yaga 🎵House with chicken feet 🎵Baba Yaga

girl i wanna go home so fuckin bad

filthy friday starts early ok and the flavor is hole inspection

"I will be the eagle that feasts on your liver!" is an all time great exit line

filthy friday starts early ok and the flavor is hole inspection

challengers works bc its ice queen hyper competent dread “”””bamf””” woman character is actually a bedraggled cat of a woman who’s just throwing stuff at the wall and hoping it sticks

my most evil quality is that i Loooove an aggressively mid complimentary hotel breakfast

a peek at (part of) my piece for blood & brocade! preorders are now open🩸 @thevelvetcompote.bsky.social

Frankenstein is a metaphor for the dangers of reanimating corpses with electricity

the thing about rashid is he’s not getting nearly enough action on ao3

like honey on your tongue #iwtv

cry to heaven??????????

after getting back the memory where armand picks out the paper bag thing. daniel brings it up to just he isn’t really like that it was dumb kid stuff he’s not a dirtbag that shit doesn’t get him hot. and armand hands him a paper bag and undresses and well. of course he does. hotly and dirtbaggily

sometimes the only verb one can use in a sex scene is “sodomize”

packing for multi day trips is like i have to plan for uncontrollable dysentery every day of the trip

honestly i just want a camp Bond movie. can we get a Bond Boy or is that too far

this is a talamasca meme

the impact of kinnporsche is such that perhaps once every few weeks i vividly recall vegas putting his fully clothed, pants wearing legs into the pool to sit next to porsche

Eating a sundae with a long spoon is the height of decadence. The longer the spoon the more decadent it is. Ideally you shouldn't even be in the same room as the sundae

i will be only intermittently online for most of this week probably so here's an twip tuesday, i feel crazy

i will be only intermittently online for most of this week probably so here's an twip tuesday, i feel crazy

The thing about Mamdani is that he’s a talented politician but not otherworldly or one in a billion, he’s just a competent guy with popular ideas who ran against an entitled piece of shit and to me it’s a lot more optimistic to imagine 1000 campaigns like his than to view him as a unique phenomenon

when lestat put miss lily to sleep while louis was going down on her do you think louis had a split second of panic that his head game was just absolutely rancid

sometimes i think about how a practice sat test got hundreds of teenagers to discuss yaoi in an ann patchett novel

Apo Nattawin

history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting

Left a rather testy email on Schumer's DC voicemail. His vm box is open. Go yell at him. 202-224-6542

Purple friend

Also in case its not being mentioned in your feed, there is still a remaining vote for this and Somehow they didn't anticipate the outrage, so there's apparently some hesitation now. If those were your senators, call them and don't stop. I will also be calling even though they arent mine

New: The Supreme Court DENIES Kim Davis' request to overturn Obergefell, the marriage equality decision. No noted dissents. www.supremecourt.gov/orders/court...

also gdt is fun bc he’s such a fetishistic filmmaker in the sense that there are images and motifs that he returns to constantly in his work and also in the sense that he thinks about monster cock all the time

gdt’s frankenstein is right up there with 05 pride and prejudice in terms of not great novel adaptations that bang