"sam reid is good but he doesn't compare to tom cruise" sam reid could throw tom cruise headfirst off an overpass and i'd personally pay his bail

ik assad is chronically offline now but i can sense in his aura that he was fucking it UP on tumblr in like 2012

i think part of armands ipad babyism is bc he likes the tippy tappy sound his nails make on the touchscreen

friend on the other app said what if modern day gabi has that fuckass hair and seemingly normal eyes bc lestat is hallucinating her. guys.

They’re withholding Marius from us because an army of drag queens is still teaching Heyerdahl how to apply the 50 inch lace front :(( so sad

the thing abt lesrielle and marimand is i do not ship either of them but i do have an msc in developmental psychology & wrote my thesis on the long term effects of abuse, adultification & neglect in adolescence & i love to dissect both of them in that context

lestats thousand yard stare in That Image gabrielle de lioncourt are you ready to ***

i'm not saying i think lestat SHOULD do crack but i think he could get REALLY into crack if exposed to it

i am going to say ONE not mean thing about marius. i think he would own one of those crusty little white dogs.

so noah kahan wrote american cars as an act of emotional warfare against me personally

if i said the great divide my noah kahan is kinda the lesmand song ever. would you guys agree with me about that.

happy odd odderstuff birthday day to all who celebrate

i hope harry burnett reese got his ass ate every. single. day.

when i show up to an rpf baiting contest and my opponent is assad zaman

i have seen people speculate on whether or not daniel has siblings many times but have never seen anyone suggest him being a twin and i think we should wake that up

if i said this is lestat talking to marius. what would you all think abt that.

lestat could get really into the sol de jainero cheirosa 62 line of body care products i think

14 year old brother video called me to show me that he has made all of our siblings in tomodachi life but there was one there i didn't recognise so i asked who it was meant to be and he went "oh that's zohran mamdani"

i don't exactly identify as a woman but i did grow up a jenna marbles stan which means i DO identify as a ✨️thirty-one year old lady✨️

sometimes when i refer to a celebrity by just their first name i get hit with a realisation that That Is Their Name. does that make sense.

this was what made sam throw his laptop across the room btw

if i am being actually serious tho i think we are going to get both marius and akasha reveal in the final episode and thats why they're keeping both of them under lock and key

social media user odd odderstuff KILLED marius de romanus's GRANDMA

today in "projecting my own inconsequential random personality traits onto my blorbos" i think madeline perfected a chocolate chip cookie recipe when she was like 14 & continued making it forever & still knocks people's socks off w it decades later

until proven otherwise i WILL be peddling the theory that they've put christopher heyerdahl in the riff raff bald on top special & want it to be a surprise & that's why they won't show us marius

guys u don't understand dancing with myself is my FAVOURITE song this means more to me than i expected

this happened again. i made this tweet abt the rape and murder of celeste rivas hernandez and somebody got mad at me because they thought it was about marius.

human au but armand has cotard's syndrome

crazy how much of my online fandom experience in the past 5 years has just been this

like i get the argument when people r like "no u don't understand marius buying armand from the brothel was the most feasible way to save him he basically had no other option" like yeah you're right but pertinent he had options other than "touch on that little boy" afterwards

happy odd odderstuff birthday week to all who celebrate

well damn i thought i was cooking w this one i thought everyone was gonna eat it up

i can understand liking almost any tvc characters even the ones i dislike myself but i truly cannot fathom david talbot having shooters

thinking abt claudia taking madeleine out on the back of her motorcycle 🤤🤤🤤

i have been kicking around a "past dm was real"/armand is alice adjacent theory wherein she was actually a friend of armand's first & met daniel through him & maybe he tweaked both their memories

i have a take abt armand & his penchant for memory wiping that some parts of the fandom really will not like

what if they have made magnus look like A Guy but he still only has two teeth

anne rice speech bubble

i think lestat is the type of autistic who does not play about the simpsons

as well as all the other issues iwtvtwt has a HUGE "people being massive gobshite pussies" problem

i understand there are Real Practical Reasons that tvl was postponed til june but i still choose to blame sam levinson anyway

ethical marius hater in that i don't really hate him for being a Gothic Horror Character Doing Gothic Horror Things i hate him for being an insufferable self absorbed artsy white man

if you really think about it daniel molloy is just a quirked up white boy with a little bit of swag busting it down sexual style

i hate lolcow culture so bad bc in many instances the person being ridiculed is genuinely terrible but people usually just want to mock them for being a minority or not conventionally attractive

louis arriving at the theatre to kill everyone's vibes and rail their boss

any time anyone takes any of my opinions seriously enough to get offended i feel like that one clip of katya where she says how disgusting she thinks it is to eat in bed then goes "but you know...i've smoked crack before"

that one scene from it's always sunny where mac says he's never tried crack and dennis says "you are going to love it! it is so good!" but it is me talking to the vampire armand about olanzapine

guys i do not think you are prepared for the mental breakdown i'll have when we see What Happens to lestats dogs in tvl

perhaps hot take i don't think louis became a Hater entirely through becoming jaded by life experience i think he was born w a shred of it in him but nobody noticed bc it was cute when he was a baby

genuinely cannot get my head around people's obsession w calling hudson williams fat