everyone wants to talk about the very valid technological peak of clear tech nobody ever wants to acknowledge the equally euphoric period where u could change the colour of the torch light on your mobile phone

isn't that the bisexual Russian hockey guy

if the tvc vampires had the Twilight Thing where they can get humans pregnant who would be in most trouble armand or lestat

the concept of lestat being called princess

human au where claudia tells her preschool teacher her daddy's real name is cheri & her papa's real name is baby bc that's what she hears them call each other

i am not saying liking certain ships is condoning abusive behaviours. i AM saying that some people in the iwtv fandom genuinely do not view sexual exploitation via grooming as a serious form of abuse and that is evident in the way they talk about certain ships

there is something to this dopamine dressing thing

being attracted to men seems so funny what do you mean christopher heyerdahl is so hot he might convert you from being a marius hater into a stan

i think this is how people in universe tweet about lestat

they're discoursing about vampires using a.i. on the other app and i fully believe i have the only correct take on that

the funnest way that my wife and i like to Keep Em Guessing is that she is objectively very much the Femme One but could not walk in heels over 3 inches to save her life & i am definitively More Masc but you could put me on the tallest skinniest stilleto stilts & i could hike a mountain in them

posted about leshuahua on the other app too and it got like 16 priv qrts i can only assume they are seething w envy that they did not get to meet him

lestat asks "would you still love me if i was a worm" & cries if louis says anything but yes instantly. louis asks "would you rather kiss the most beautiful man in the world for $1million or me for free" & starts a fight if lestat says anything but "you ARE the most beautiful man in the world"

armand weighted blanket guy lestat heated blanket guy

something everyone is missing when discussing show armand and his actions is that he was turned at 27 which is the most evil age to be

armand doing this to daniel's cigarettes

they're on the other app calling armand a nazi again

if everyone else is getting a substance abuse arc they should let armand have one too just for funsies

he could be the one by hannah montana is in the top 10 greatest songs of the 21st century and i'm not joking

and a third time

assad zaman antis r so funny bc they will fold themselves in knots trying to convince you that his costars hate him but then every interview with anyone who has ever worked w him is like "he is so talented it's borderline frightening and also the nicest funniest coolest person i have ever met"

met a chihuahua named lestat today and i thought ykw. Yeah.

human lestat would fuck HEAVY with biscoff

unblocking my father just to send him this

21st century benji mahmoud would heely absolutely everywhere i think

and when i catch sam bitchass barclay

was about to post this again word for word before i remembered i'd already said it. someone bring him to the uk we'll all go big tesco

3 of my brothers have sent me this video in the past two days

committing acts of severe and violent acts of elder abuse against marius de romanus

i feel like lestat was a really big baby

i want past dm for all the obvious reasons but also i just like it when lbf smiles really big and would like to see more of it in my vampire show

madeleine sewing claudia a strap bag

six year old niece has just cottoned on that me & her dad are twins and it is blowing her little mind

do u guys know in mpgis how saison-marguerite says she's from france but brittnay is CONVINCED she's from montreal & keeps crashing out about it. i would start that rumour about lestat too the SECOND he moved there.

other brits love to rag on how americans pronounce some things but me personally i'm a big fan of how they pronounce "horror" like "whore"

louis is that friend where if he ever told me he loved me i would call a wellness check instantly

my opinions are thus: - louis is whisky guy and HUGELY pretentious & snobby abt it he WILL judge you if u say u like jim beam - lestat is a wine guy & tries to act sophisticated abt it but realistically will enjoy a £6 box that is just called "red wine" just as much as a £500 bottle of smth fancy

having a Femme Wife is so fun bc it is a constant cycle of her giving me skincare products & then me going to sephora dot com & almost passing away upon finding out how much they cost

see people who spend all their time online doing fandom discourse. do u think when they go to work on a monday & get asked how their weekend was they ever tell their coworkers the truth.

people should dm me for permission to speak on louis de pointe du lac's mental state

in the same vein as "people who think racial fetishisation is allyship" we must also discuss "people who think what they goon to is activism"

dude what the fuck are ao3 spending all that money they get donated on if they can't even run a functional server

in a universe where they can Taste and Enjoy human consumables what alcohol beverages do u think each vampire favours. i have opinions that might be controversial.

sometimes i say i am not petty and then i remember i had beef w these three girls for WELL over a decade bc they were triplets & before they joined our primary school my brother & i were Cool for being The Twins and they stole our thunder

did a careers thing at work today & one of the dudes who came to talk to the kids was like an alt dude w tattoos and piercings & such but he was also wearing a business suit so when he walked in one of the boys went "wahey its LinkedIn park!"

which vampire is the naked window neighbour do u guys think

they're doing discourse about whether or not 69 year old daniel molloy shaves his hole on the other app and they're serious too

realest thing ever uttered online was when julien solomita said "sometimes i don't need hot sauce on my food but i still bring it to the table for emotional support"

armands wordle streak goes crazy ik it does

started listening to the magnus archives finally wowee I should've done this sooner