armand

beginning to think some iwtv fans have never met an east asian person before & thats why they thought hudson was just a brown haired white man

hudson williams should be allowed to bite people

they're on there saying fat and hairy men cannot be clocky 🚬🚬🚬 it is over they have lost it lord take them they are ready

similarly the reason they keep doing the "gO bAcK tO hEaRtStOpPeR sWeAtY" routine if anyone is moderately critical of any aspect of the show or books is because they have a superiority complex about liking something that is less "mainstream" and don't want to give that up if it gets popular

the only reason Those iwtv fans hate hr fans is bc they genuinely believe they're better than people whose favs don't centre dark themes & are mad that folks they deem beneath them r trying to keke w them. just in case u were wondering.

iwtvtwt once again learning in real time that people don't dislike them because they're Esoteric and Edgy and More Literate Than Everyone, people dislike them because they are bitter and nasty and mean spirited for no reason

underrated cutieful ilya moment is when he tells all of his teammates "love you"

thank u guys who recommended the only good indians i just finished it and it is the best book i have read so far this year

idk if this is controversial but i think some people overstate the prevalence of rape as a Theme in the tvc books & when it doesn't translate to the show they're gonna pitch a fit abt the scenario they have created in their head

people on twitter love to call heated rivalry russian propaganda like a key feature of ilyas storyline isn't him coming to terms w how much he hates it there & has absolutely no need or desire to be there following his father's death

i think abt the way armand holds cigarettes a perfectly normal lesbian amount

brothers boyfriend described armand as "like a baby lemur with a personality disorder" and i cannot argue w him bc he is not wrong

i hope past dm is real partly just bc armand telling daniel "i am the quiet you've been longing for" and then proceeding to spend the next 12 years just bothering the hell out of him is conceptually really really funny to me

saw someone on the other app point out that ilya went from calling his dad "father" to calling him "papa" as his dad's illness progressed and its fucked me up in ways i can't fully explain

do people think françois arnaud is fucking connor storrie is that why they r mad at him

My agenda (putting that boy thru the wringer) continues. #iwtv #iwtvfanart #devilsminion #armandaniel #thevampirearmand #danielmolloy

i KNOW i said i don't agree w lestat and ilya comparisons HOWEVER i do believe something like this would happen to both of them

rip bianca solderini you'd love the song "the man" by taylor swift

ilya rozanov will fuck it UP if they drop an ABBA track in the club

which book should i start next guys

my two teenaged brothers have a habit of elongating my father in laws name to things that r not the long version of his name. like his name is tim but instead of timothy they will call him tames or timery or timjamin. i think benji mahmoud would also do this to every other vampire he meets.

ilya rozanov being good with kids is so precious to me

thinking abt this again

starting the year with dm turning angst, wahoo!! #iwtv #iwtvfanart #devilsminion #armandaniel #thevampirearmand #danielmolloy DO NOT REPOST!!!

how i talk about armand and lestat and louis like they aren't centuries old literal monsters who kill people and enjoy it

i simply do not respect the french language enough to care abt whether or not sam's accent is good

even FURTHER to this: i am wholly confident that i could take marius's woman with incredibly minimal effort and i am referring to both pandora AND bianca when i say this

sometimes i laugh about the idea of daniel's daughters seeing their elderly father w whom they've gone low contact step out w a partner who appears so young that either of them could be his mother & then i remember the age difference between my sister & our dad's current partner & i stop laughing

the song "be nice to me" by the front bottoms would inflict levels of psychological damage upon the vampire armand never before observed by man

in a week i will have been married for ten whole years and i keep forgetting that that is kind of a Wild thing to be able to say at 30

in my heart mind and soul i know lestat de lioncourt is the only person who understands the album "in love and death" by the used like i do

so lifehouse put diffs lucky day on spotify and none of you were gonna tell me

i really have taken the fact that ebogo is a "casually calls people babe" kinda guy and projected that SO hard onto daniel molloy

armand from under daniels bed circa 1976:

is there any actual canon hints that dick size and fang size have any correlation or did twitter make that up

"i have no idea what lestat is saying in these teasers" yes we've been over this it's because he's absolutely coked out of his gourd

"i know sean astin from lotr" "i know sean astin from stranger things" that's cute i know sean astin from his absolute magnum opus: 2017 artistic masterpiece giant killer ants

ballet fic update on my day off lets fucking GOOOOOOO

the ilya lestat comparisons r so funny to me bc i think ilya would cry if he thought people were implying he was capable of being that mean and lestat would cry if thought people were implying he was russian

lestat & ilya are not as similar as some of u think some u have just never encountered a european bisexual w daddy issues before so u can't tell them apart

the fandom also made a whole lot more sense when i realised how many of them are/were kpop stans

finally watched gay hockeys

saw a comment on tiktok about how a lot of people confuse understanding author's intent with having good literacy skills and i do not think i have ever seen a better summary of the iwtv fandom

happy horse birthday to all who celebrate

i JUST finished rereading the exorcist. this does not bode well for me i think.

type of shit armand asks from the foot of daniel's bed in the middle of the night circa 1975

my friend once said they consider billy joel a butch lesbian and it has really changed my listening experience to his music