i do think its funny when old maniel antis talk about ebogo like he is utterly decrepit and on death's door and not incredibly fit and healthy for a man of his age

ed asks stede for a video of him playing with himself and stede sends back a video of him playing with his train set and doing the voices for all the little people

paracetamol doesn't cause autism the vampire armand does

Daniel's getting a good grade in making his vampire bf laugh :D #iwtv #iwtvfanart #devilsminion #armandaniel #thevampirearmand #danielmolloy DO NOT REPOST!!!

me assad zaman 🤝 being beautiful and from tyneside

#WiPWednesday chapter 2 sneak peak

an utterly inconsequential hc that i am FIRMLY beholden to is that i think armand loves fleetwood mac and his favourite song is seven wonders

lestat "would you still love me if i was a worm" husband and louis "what's the biggest animal you think i could take in a fight" husband

night time crowd icymi

people on the other app debating what exactly caused Louis's schizophrenia and not ONE of them is saying genetics

bisexual visibility day is my favourite holiday bc it is the one day of the year that i am able to see my wife

reading an anne rice book is kinda like reading a stephen king book to me. like yk when you're just having a fun spooky time and then king describes a woman or a child and you go oh yeah HE wrote it. same thing happens w rice except its when she describes a person of colour or a developing country

mike flanagan you wanna make a new series and cast assad zaman as the lead SOOOOO bad

formatting is kicking my ass so i'm doing it in two parts here's the first one wheeeeee 🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/712386...

i do think we should let armand get baked. just one time. just to see.

armand selfcest w all the different iterations of that character is such a funny concept bc i truly believe it'd just be one massive scrap that bookmand would win

happy birthday to my best friend mr rolling b joints your brain is enormous and beautiful and one day i will kiss you directly on top of it

question for fic readers: if someone HYPOTHETICALLY were to be writing a two chapter devil's minion fic with one reunion scene in the Night Island era and then another post-Daniel's-Turning, would you prefer it if both chapters dropped all at once or if they came out one at a time a few days apart?

btw i hope you are all reading my posts in a delightful geordie twang bc my accent is a good 70% of my charm

yes lestat is canonically bisexual but calling him "gayboy" fills me with unparalleled joy and i am going to keep doing it

daniel molloy on ao3

Charlie Kirk deserved it, I don't care if I lose my job. My name is Santiago and I’m an actor at the Théâtre des Vampires

Gabrielle will do everything except be there for her son smh

happy birthday the vampire claudia you should have killed all of those men with hammers

fun daniel molloy fact if you squeeze him he screeches like one of those rubber chickens

lestat w mojo

like two weeks ago i said to my wife that i think lestat would call people "big dog" & she said what if he picks that up while he's looking for a Platonic Term of Endearment to call louis & i keep giggling whenever i think abt it

"louis and armand never loved each other" is the craziest discourse to me like do people understand that if armand didn't love louis, louis would be dead lol

amc casting directors are insane what do you mean this is young bogosian and not lbf

lestat canonically loving walmart is my favourite part of his character when he comes to london david should take him big tesco and b&m

do you think assad zaman is aware that he has just achieved 5 stars on wikifeet. do you think anybody has told him.

armand haters are always a little bit funny to me bc i always think like. do u know who ELSE hates armand? that's right! armand!

my brother once asked me if i think lestat would call his fandom "lesbians" & i do & also when my other brother lived with my wife & me he would walk in the door & announce himself by saying "what's good lesbians it's me ya boi" & i think lestat would greet his fans like this also

the thing about the iwtv fandom is it feels like a lot of folks only view fandom as a space to argue and something they can win at and any enjoyment of the show comes second to that

lestat at any given moment

they are fighting on the Other App about louis outfits and all i have to say on the matter is MORE CARDIGANS

Now, I don't smoke, but I do see the appeal of sharing a cigarette, especially when these 2 are involved 😌 #iwtv #iwtvfanart #devilsminion #armandaniel #thevampirearmand #danielmolloy DO NOT REPOST!!!

iwtv/tvl spoilers . . . . lads if they were filming a halloween episode does that mean they have filmed THAT scene i am so frightened

when i was like 20 my friend had this loser ass pretentious evil boyfriend who loved the sound of his own voice and sometimes i would just boo him when he started talking. this is also how i feel about marius.

assad zaman i am receiving your telepathic communications i will meet you on the night island

why would lestat need biceps like that? 🤨🤨 to be able to pick up other MEN?!?! gayboy

That's HIS pet human and he'll torture him if he wants to! #iwtv #iwtvfanart #devilsminion #armandaniel #thevampirearmand #danielmolloy DO NOT REPOST!!!

if we r talking abt she/her'ing louis & lestat again then it is time for me to talk abt my hc of louis flirting by saying things like "what kind of a girl do you take me for" and "i bet you say that to all the girls" and "buy a girl a drink first"

the issue with having the autism/masters degree in psychology wombo combo is that it actually does ruin so many fanfiction tropes for u

no wonder assad was prancing around like a happy gay little deer in a disney movie he gets to kiss both of his boyfriends

i think you should be forced to take at the very least a psychology 101 class before you label yourself an "understander" of any aspect of amc iwtv

luke brandon field i have received and decoded your cryptic messages ik u will be there is s3

it's a good thing daniel had probably fear-sweated every trace of cocaine out of his system by the time armand bit him can u imagine that diva beaked out

just said this to my friend and he said "sounds like the kind of thing that would happen with jimmy mr beast"

still have no sympathy for charlie kirk but imagine one singular living person actually sincerely loves and cares about you and is earnestly mourning your passing with no ulterior motives and it's fucking candace owens