Can I even be trans in October? I don't think my dick is big enough to fuck a pumpkin and I'm not sure a strap even counts. :neocat_cry:

I'm gonna FUCK the Kid Cuisine DUCK! :neocat_kisser: Hmm? What's that? :neocat_confused: :neobot_yell: Oh it's a PENGUIN?!?! Well that doesn't rhyme! :neocat_angry:

Make sure to be conscious of your turn length when playing Magic the Gathering with friends. :neocat__w_: Remember, a bigger turn girth is what players crave, not length! :neocat_catmode:

LOVE that the local Hispanic Heritage festival was EVEN BIGGER and BUSIER this year!!! Despite the risk of rain too! :neocat_aww: Seriously, I love my little town and I love that everyone there was ready to throw hands if assholes showed up to stop our local community for celebrating themselves […]

Because of **SOCIETY** I now have to put on pants so I can enjoy the Hispanic Heritage Festival in town. :neocat_pensive:

Cinderella and Maleficent are a great couple. #disneyfemslash #disney #femslash #DigitalArt #clipstudiopaint #lesbian #lesbianart #yuri

I am covered all the fuck over in scratches. :neocat_drowsy: To be fair, I was shaving a cat, because she literally can't keep herself groomed cuz she has too much fur. :neocat_drowsy: But still, I am in spain without the a. :neocat_drowsy:

I LOVE playing video games! :neocat_aww: _fingers too sore to continue after a half hour_ I... Love... Playing... Video... Games... :neocat_drowsy:

Getting into EXTREMELY kinky hypnosis play* :neocat_kisser: *Getting hypnotized into taking a nap where I actually wake up feeling rested :neocat_up_paws:

Isabelle knows what the trans villagers get up to https://transfem.social/notes/adfwdm3y2eiv0dap

hmm... #shitpost

I think they'd be really cute weird little girls together. 👾🚪🌺 #disney #fanart #comic #disneycrossover #crossover #lesbian

Clearly when rendered in 2D, she needs pink hair. :neocat_uwu: But when she's rendered in 3D she needs BROWN hair. :neocat_catmode:

Me: I think I just unlocked a court for Mario Tennis if I transfer it from the GBC! Hopefully you love me now? :neocat_aww: My Partner: I already loved you! :neogob_confused: Me: Wow, you mean the fact that you love me isn't directly connected to having courts unlocked via the N64 transfer pak […]

Reasons why VHS is the superior video format:

Kinda sad the three articles about anime I'd probably be the most excited to write right now, I'll probably never submit as pitches. Because hey, even if you find some INCREDIBLE social commentary within hentai, no one can risk their patreons being shut down anymore, so I'd probably just get […]

What you gotta do when your hucow hottie gets home from work:

Discord already has leaked IDs they scanned. I'm not even sure how much I'm joking when I say I wanna return to the days of IRC again […]

These new Pokemon games are getting really weird. :neocat_woozy:

And that kids, is how furries are made! :neocat_shy:

Do any retro gamers smarter than I am know if there's a way to use a GBC flash cart on a real N64 Transfer Pack to unlock stuff? I wanna be silly with Mario Tennis and figure it'd be more fun to play on my old console instead of on an emulator. #retrogaming #n64 #gbc

Soup for my family

Hope whatever fucker thought putting MAGA stickers up at my apartment enjoys all the trans rights flags they're gonna see covering them when they roll in today. Because uh, fuck that.

[Bluesky / Nazi Dog Whistles] Amazing that the CEO of Bluesky has made WAFFLES into a literal nazi dog whistle in just TWO days. Not even sure using Northsky or whatever else on there is fucking worth it even in my professional capacity. I uh. Might just enjoy being "isolated" with all the […]

Got bit by the GameBoy vampire :neocat_nervous:

Now am I hallucinating this, or did someone make a tool to import your Bluesky posts to Sharkey? I coulda swore I heard this was being worked on, but I can't seem to find it now. #sharkey #fediverse #bluesky

[Having Difficult Emotions] I have been SO extremely determined to try and get my kiddo for a visit. It's been since the damn pandemic started since I've been able to see her. Between disease and fascism and my being trans, shit has been hard. My ex-wife is actually chill, says we can do […]

Me: I gotta stop coming up for bonkers magic the gathering deck ideas. :neocat_nervous: 🧠: Make a monkey and sea monster deck that is stored inside a living colony of sea monkeys. #magicthegathering #mtg

Did you know in the edo period, the word "shonen" often refereed to the "passive" male partner during homosexual intercourse? Therefor, every man who reads shonen manga is now legally a bottom. :neocat_thumbsup: #manga

Friendly reminder: This nazi shit ain't popular. #1 post on Reddit today is literally a nazi getting his ass beat and arrested. Keep the hope alive y'all :neocat_heart: https://reddit.com/r/udub/comments/1nvrdnd/nazi_interrupts_psych_210_receives_predictable/

Thank goodness there are Bible Man themed blind bags. Christian kids deserve to enjoy gambling too. :neocat_thumbsup:

MASTODON.SOCIAL on-fire heat rating REASONS: high proportion of firstname-lastname-realphoto accounts

So heckin rude :neocat_angry:

[F-Slurs, Humorous] Me: Wow, imagine loving your life and community, like some kinda fucking faggot. :neocat_googly_blep: My Partner: The _best_ kind of fucking faggot! :neogob_happy_blep:

Who up cocking their tober? :neocat_kisser:

Unfortunately, what I thought would be pillows was solid metal bars. So uh, owwie! :neocat_x_x:

GREAT fucking news chat, a certain grill found the picture of potato soup!!! :neocat_thumbsup: Speedrun Record: 4 hours 4 minutes! :neocat_googly_blep:

Just texted my email to get a pic from my flip phone. :neocat_think_cool:

I am both amazed that no one called my mom at some point this afternoon to like, ask wtf is going on with her child... And also realizing I just switched to a new phone so I legit don't know if the voicemail on it works so maybe I would have had concerned messages waiting for me if I were […]

Alright, for real this time I'm actually doing very good. I got a nice shower, I feel all squeemky clean, I got comfy clothes, and I'm gonna fold laundry. :neocat_melt_blush: Legit sorry for my goofballery earlier today a lil, hopefully everyone got to giggle along with me […]

Anime tells me we'd need a floor space of 12 tatami for lesbiansim :neocat_cute:

Okay, I am actually logging of for afternoonering and pizza loonerrty :meowblue: wizzit

i cn'at screenshot this there is a green towel

I should probably not be internet. :neocat_nervous:

I started this afternoon <3

[for hours] No seriously tho can someone help me find the potatoe pic on my phone I've been struggling for hours

Fucking bitch no entry allowed fandom

When I'm elected president: https://sakurajima.moe/users/literalgrill/statuses/115301405042329749

Hi, how is everyone actually? Anyone need anything? A hug? A huggy wuggy wumptious? OwO GIMMEGIMMEGIMME :meowcoffeespitting: :aneobot_pat_explode: :aneobot_explode:

Okay, I'll try to stop doing performance art on the feditimeline now. I'm so sorry for this lmao. I'm not sorry. I love you all. You're the fucking best <3