would this app be of use to any of you? https://hachyderm.io/@samhenrigold/115771589663895589

this is in the top 1% of all release notes quality

floating action button, as opposed to a floating decorative button for funsies

“drink his vaccine beer as a private citizen” hell of a sentence https://mastodon.social/@rbanffy/115763831741080421

it paints a hell of a story

been having a blast watching Genmoji fall face-first making it generate “s’mores”

sometimes you’ll open your brokerage app and it’ll show you a disgusted woman and some bald guys. it’s awesome

Heartbreaking and shocking. He was an enormous influence on my sense of humor when I watched him growing up and helped steer my career when we were friends. May his memory be a blessing. https://pagesix.com/2025/12/19/celebrity-news/beloved-technology-influencer-lamarr-wilson-dead-at-48/

why can’t we nominate a woman for once. it’s 2025, come on. we can be better than this. #feminism #imwithher https://mastodon.online/@parismarx/115749141707385603

Ditto with just doing anything on an iPad mini https://hachyderm.io/@samhenrigold/115253505418917844

I’ve really been enjoying the Kagi News app as a replacement catch-all news app (coming from Apple News)

take a shot

do we really need to do this

would trade my ability to speak for the rest of my life just to hit the high note in Heart Attack by Demi Lovato once at drunk karaoke. one perfect moment and then eternal silence. this is a serious offer God

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The Arts & Crafts movement believed in honesty of form and intent. A s’mores protein bar advertising 1g of sugar violates that outright. Chemically true or not, a s’more is sugar-forward by definition. It promises pleasure while apologizing for it, and thus […] [Original post on hachyderm.io]

ever see a SwiftUI snippet from 2019 and grimace? i just frew up in my mouff

RE: https://hachyderm.io/@samhenrigold/115357306942084743 still waiting for my nobel prize for this btw

drag name Hot Cocoa Decor

if any of these guys died on a friday, their replacement would be at their old desk by monday

1988 magazine for graphic designers talking about the introduction of the Macintosh and the desktop publishing boom. The message is still applicable today.

you know who else threw a hissy fit over woke fonts

stop ordering for the table when you’re about to leave the restaurant

these are my awards, mother. from soccer.

continuing to americanize my german boyfriend by making him s’mores for the first time. used speculoos instead of graham crackers as a diplomatic gesture

can an AppKit nerd tell me if it's even possible to animate a symbol image in an NSSegmentedControl or am I wasting my time here

https://stitch.withgoogle.com/ even on the landing page to promote the thing, their “After” screens suuuuuuck

i’m rich now, i’m outta here. have a good life, losers

what else is new https://www.theverge.com/column/836932/david-sacks-new-york-times-white-house

buying off-season raspberries is always a gamble, but that’s what life is. live fast die hard. these berries are not good though

love writing little notes to self in my own private repos

Eh, they're 50/50 for me. The menu, alias, and split-view-resizer cursors are easier to spot. The "not permitted" cursor doesn't need the prohibition sign to be in a circle, it's already a circle. The white X on the "drop to remove" cursor might be a little harder to see but it's probably a wash […]

you want me to do hwhat

tbh i kinda feel for the civil servants hogtied in the European digital sovereignty/MS Office exodus thing if i’m 60 and spent 30 years mastering Word, forcing me to learn LibreOffice five years before retirement is just gonna make me slightly worse at my job for the rest of my career because […]

screwed around with private APIs and now the weather widget has window controls. that’s life, I guess.

my local grocery store just started selling chestnuts. i was amused by this because i never thought of them as a real item you could buy, merely symbols of christmas that exist in song. so i bought one (1) chestnut for a quarter and now its in my toaster oven.

a story in two parts

in case anyone wants to train the most fucked up language model imaginable https://huggingface.co/datasets/tensonaut/EPSTEIN_FILES_20K

you know i didn’t expect the John Oliver wine to be good but it’s a surprisingly good cab

i follow this account of a dutch industrial equipment manufacturer that just posts reels of boxes falling off their very short conveyer belts set to Avicii music. it absolutely rules

adding an AVCaptureMovieFileOutput to an AVCaptureSession screws up the gamma but ONLY when you’re capturing an iOS screen which is kinda driving me g-dang bananas (sorry for cussing) am I dense?? am i doing something wrong??

i bet the win32 microsoft word source code is haunted

last week i had a handshake so meek and damp that it ruined my year

you either get a normal dog that lives a normal life or you get a fun freaky dog that looks nutzo but there’s a 60% chance it gets disease and dies at 10 those are your options