happy guy fucks night ❤️🏳️‍🌈🇬🇧

the Tavus office is very cool btw

i’m just so elated that bill ackman is probably sad right now

oh alright that was over fast lmao

oh

NEW YORK LET’S LIB TF OUT

when my bf sees another german person and they start speaking to each other in german, this is what it sounds like to me

copilot and first officer kiki’ing at the gate before my flight. nathan fielder would be so happy if he were alive

Proud to share my latest work with FedEx to localize their iconic logo for RTL regions. This took a lot of hard work but really proud of how it came out 💜💜

alright so an update here: I got MWSF 2003 in full and no other keynotes. So that absolutely sucks. Some interesting other tidbits, but only one keynote (despite one disc’s label incorrectly saying it has a keynote) Not sure what to do. Maybe partial refund or something […]

five minutes https://youtube.com/live/rK60YF5RcBo?feature=share https://hachyderm.io/@samhenrigold/115458188124897937

40-ish minutes https://hachyderm.io/@samhenrigold/115458188124897937

https://www.youtube.com/live/rK60YF5RcBo https://hachyderm.io/@samhenrigold/115441380518662861

friends don’t send friends URLs with tracking parameters

is there any way for me to open source a living, ongoing database or is that not really a thing? i’m working on a lil web app (https://legacystore.app) that lets me download old IPA files onto legacy iOS devices directly from the Internet Archive and a big part is the index I had to build up […]

couples costume idea: one person is unstructured data, the other is actionable business insights

breaking sam news: today I’m joining the Tavus design team to facilitate human-computer peace negotiations. for real though I’m very excited about this and can’t wait to get started in about 55 minutes from now after i finish breakfast. https://www.tavus.io

good news and bad news. good news: i might’ve found a bunch of extremely high quality apple keynotes from the early 2000s. bad news: i had to buy the various DVDs for a bad amount of money off eBay entering my "fuck it we ball" era

realizing it must be a pain to run digital infrastructure for deutsche bahn. so if you’re setting up a database, now you have to contend with a bunch of tables labeled “DB DB” schema is a mess. db_db_config. db_db_users. some poor DevOps engineer is sitting there like “i hate everything about this”

don’t talk to me until I’ve had my 2007 apple store demo loop for the iPhone launch

i just had cava for the first time and felt absolutely no emotion. yep. it’s Food. 100% calories. i am no longer hungry.

I would LOVE to have a Vision Pro with the tinkering flexibility of a proper computer. I’m interested by the medium but it’s still treated as this other-worldly black box that I mustn’t dare to question. I wanna get FREAKY and BREAK STUFF at the passthrough level. What happens when i show one […]

oh god what have i become

release notes: added bugs and worsened performance

do you think when wolf blitzer has surgery, his surgeon has a graphics package that says “INCISION 2025”

sorry, that was me. my bad guys https://www.wired.com/story/theres-a-beg-bug-infestation-at-googles-manhattan-offices/

you know what, fair enough. i’d be shocked if there were any similar reports

I’d like to share one of my favorite youtube playlists https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLyG_DyBp80rVKlV_r1x2MVOCI1o0ckg84

#nyc how are we voting on the ballot proposals?

btw i would love to be proven wrong about getting a GUI ARM Mach-O app below ~33KB but I could not figure it out. https://hachyderm.io/@samhenrigold/115403970713269248

yall mind if I distribute a mac app real quick? […]

have we considered that resistance is cringe because we are dealing with gestapo disappearings with picket signs and a melting ice sculpture https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2025/10/no-kings-protest-good-cringe-resistance/684595/

having to order anything at a new restaurant is humiliating. i'll have the “Big Mama’s Zesty Cajun Avocado Explosion Turkey Burger”

drag race season 18 is just gonna be b2b saas hell. mini challenge “Sissy That Auth” sponsored by Okta

I regret to inform you that I'm having a lot of fun with Sora and seeing which historical figures it allows generations of and which it doesn't. Saddam Hussein is fair game

milk does not contain milk. 1% milk actually refers to only 1% of it being milk. skim milk? they skimmed out all the milk. “whole milk” is a misnomer. it’s actually hole milk. in that they drained out all of the milk through a hole. leaving no milk

god gives his toughest battles to his most hardened Puppeteer scripts

“the new M5 chip has” yeah yeah yeah save it, how many instances of chromium wrappers can I run on it

yay, awesome future we've built for ourselves, great job everyone

one of my biggest pet peeves is when performers take eurovision seriously and are earnest. that’s not what this is. get your pasty white tush up there and do a shitpost for 3 minutes.

call me a Pakistani Meta AI hater the way I be asking isllamabad

nyc apartment lottery will email you saying there’s an exciting new 2-bedroom for $3000, and you open it to see it’s at 2847 Beach 197th Street in Far Rockaway

dont hmu real ones know what’s up

two boston guys. one is talking about the container platform, the other is talking about Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals. “hilarity” ensues

bearish on cinematic onboardings. get out of my way, i have things to do

from my limited understanding of Run-D.M.C., they find *something* to be tricky. not yet sure what it is but i sure would like to get to the bottom of things.

I really like apps that are not fussy. I’ve tried every note-taking app, every todo app, every design tool under the sun. I like the ones that just get outta my way. My most used note-taking app is the default Quick Notes thing that I have mapped to the action button. Figma is great and I use […]