I kinda think Monday the 13th is scarier than Friday the 13th

I love that popcorn actively tries to kill you as you’re eating it

Louie is also here, he wants everyone to know lol he’s been so good (besides wanting to pounce and wrestle with Roux) #catsofmastodon #blackcat

Look who is back to his perky rambunctious self thanks for antibiotics and TLC #catsofmastodon #orangecat

This is how I dance https://ohai.social/@downwithdan/115359230960420730

My mom scared the shit out of me this morning at 6:30 am by texting if I could get up. I was expecting Roux to be dead. OH NO HE VERY ALIVE lol Frisky and bitey. Poor thing was just a bit hungry too so tuna for breakfast lol

My cubs lost. You’re required to be nice to me for the rest of 2025

Getting some purring therapy in #caturday #catsofmastodon #orangecat

I offer unlimited refills on mine

He picked his ass https://twitter.com/awfulannouncing/status/1977105295081193596

I found a sock in my bed that isn’t mine which is alarming

This little man, y’all lol he is something else. Vet said not a urine blockage. But has a fever and a little dehydrated. Going back on the antibiotic (why they took him off of it so soon I dunno 😤) and got some fluid under the skin to help with hydration […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

If you like this little dude you should think some good thoughts for him. We had a real hard day and night in home recovery post surgery but seeing the vet in the morning

Y’all thought the discover feed was scary…try the federated feed here😏

Yeah I also wan tit all https://twitter.com/BlueJays/status/1976358204864070121

I know y’all can’t see lists here like Clearsky but I’ve put all of you on one that I’ve titled “people I haven’t killed yet”

Might commit a crime just to get a small vacation

I would recycle bangers but I’m very lazy and also I don’t have any

I think every bone in my body just made a noise when I turned over

I need sports to calm down a bit. I have a lot of things going on! Actually, not so much today [fingers crossed] but still

Replacing my news app with the ivory app on my Home Screen seems………….healthy?

Body: wow you seem really tired so let’s get you some good sleep Also body: WAKE UP 4 HOURS IS ENOUGH YOU SLACKER

I am already excited about my mid morning nap tomorrow

I feel like I should confess to some new people that I was once on an instance called Tooters. You can ridicule it’s fine.

There’s nothing but sports posts beyond like my 10th newest post here so please don’t waste your time unless you wanna know my thoughts about a random football game last season

Resubscribed to the Ivory app for this site. It’s kinda the best I’ve ever used and worth the money

Omg I want the fuckaas space but I’m too tired to migrate

Listen if you had me muted or blocked on Bluesky, I’m a different person over here. Way more annoying and bitchy so you should go ahead continue that

Y’all wanna see a very good boi who did not bite me today? Well, hard enough to draw blood like his brother anyway #catsofmastodon

Oh my lord this day

I cannot believe there isn’t a cat themed social media platform. What are we even doing with this life

[turns the chair around and sits] so do y’all like Taylor Swift here or nah

Is anyone guarding Texas then or can I go liberate them?

I’ll pay someone to do all my mutes

I came over with the pilgrims in Nov ‘22. Don’t mastodonsplain me

I dunno that felt like a moral win #Blackhawks 🏒

If you thought I wouldn't talk about sports over here you'd be really, really wrong. Blackhawks are tied. So we are going to win the Stanley Cup #hnom @hnom

Are there waffles here too or

I’m just going to use both sites to talk shit about the other one

What’s cool is I know exactly what to stop doing to make myself better but alas

Bonjour again

“keep up with Johnson” sounds like a porn title, Troy

lol why is Justin holding that football like he stole a baby

do I like these charger uniforms or do I despise them I really can’t tell

I think I’m excited for the game tonight…?

oh my. myyyyy rams 🥺greatest show on turf!

IT ISNT EVEN HAFTIME?

can we not get the sideline people some guards? lord

helmet to nuts lol

wait that wasn’t jimmy g? where’s jimmy lol