vacuuming the plasmatrap DB right now __🧹​:maid:​__

Norfolk Wizard Game is complete peak

[uspol] Tiktok is COOKED Oracle is gonna be an amazing asset to this company

bring back 12/8 meter that shit ruled

The most bad thing of the mastodon and so-called "fedi verse" is that it has no people. It's just grug from millions of account, and to prove that, grug will now post this from all of them

For the robot girl yuri enjoyers here ​:beercat:​ gnarlyghost on bsky

Normalize just doing genuinely fucking nothing RE: https://wetdry.world/users/fluor/statuses/115266047328855324

I think I need to get the most cringe possible femboy clothes, my black skirt and striped socks are just not enough ​:neocat_think_anime:​

ooo postgres 18 dropped

writing non-web GUIs remains complete torture

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thank you Big D from Hunter: The Parenting

Norfolk Wizard Game is peak...

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I feel like Louis Rossmann would have double the success with an ego the quarter of the size it currently is at So incredibly unlikeable

another day another FUTO moment maybe FOSS is fine being FOSS and doesn't need weird corporate backing with proprietary licensing

Took a long bath today I feel so soft... ​:blahaj:​

I've been playing a bit of Anno 1800 and am still wondering how one actually makes money ​:woozy_blahaj:​ Selling products is not worth it, but expanding also doesn't seem to be the solution because you pay extra tax past a certain amount of people

Silence, distractions "EVERY Vehicle Ranked Worst to Best in Cyberpunk 2077 2.2" is playing

​:neocat_floof:​ <- fully caffeinated

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horrible peer exchange: implemented ​:thumbsupcat:​

omw to buy the audiophile router

​:shiggy:​​:shiggy:​ Iroh-connected p2p tracklist exchange works

she a ten but her trait is only implemented for the owned type

cleaned up follow requests sometimes I wonder whether people know what theyre getting into here

mental outlaw is a plague upon the tech field

nuh uh

Happy rapture, finally we'll be rid of these fuckin people and can get on with things

i think its fascinating that weve gone from "my BIOS takes a minute" to "my bios is done in <2 seconds" to "my BIOS does a full minute of memory" training again

warning loud

[subpost] "the justice system is evil because nobody should be guilty" is my favorite insane take on fedi so far

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how is it only tuesday

java would be one of my favorite programming languages if dependency management in it didnt suck complete ass

are you telling me this existed all along

Not sure how many "it is what it is" I've got still

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