Shinto Purification Ritual for Terror of Mechagodzilla (1975) #godzilla

Batma Returns is a Christmas movie.

“I just have concerns about fairness in sport” - no, you don’t. There’s nothing fair about elite sports. You’re just looking for post hoc justification because we give you the ick

I love that Walton Goggins is playing a Grinch that's only slightly annoyed because you interrupted his 5th orgasm of the day.

But remember that the magical truth about Christmas gift shopping is

There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys

I could go on for a year and a half about how stupid this list is and what a dickhead Quentin Tarantino is. deadline.com/lists/quenti...

Live footage of Ryan Lizza's actual source

Centrist libs time and time again will sprint to fasicst talking points as soon as its convenient. They pretend this is about "winning" and "electability" but it's just what they actually believe. Fascism with a smiling veneer.

Strong floor, no ceiling just means they plan to do fuck all about housing.

And the entire 87% is using it to prove they need to use it. And the 57% and 27% is either doing it to rewrite an email they didnt want to think about it or because the Execs are telling them they have to.

AI is literally AskJeeves for fucking morons who think Jeeves is an actual person.

I'll give it up to Welcome to Derry for being absolutely unapologetic about being hot garbage

Oh Amazon is using AI to dub all their anime? Good thing Id rather die than watch a dub.

This location stuff from Twitter is just another example of libs avoiding the reality of America. VPNs exist. Just because a location shows up on an account doesnt mean the person is actually there. The reality is that Trump is a perfect representation of who America is.

So far what Ive learned about AI from watching football today, you can make the ugliest and unrealistic looking animals possible, you can help Woody Harrelson buy a house, and you can use it to lie to your child about what happened to their toy they left on a plane. Oh yeah Im super sold now

Walton Goggins is doing WalMart commercials dressed as the Grinch? Lol. That man is like "pay me enough and I'll show up to the Boise McDonalds dressed like Grimace. I dont give a shit"

Happy Thanksgiving from Mr Worldwide

Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/

extremely funny for the paw patrol balloon to be the firefighter dog instead of the cop dog. ACAB includes paw patrol

The only Thanksgiving tradition that matters.

@lukebarnett.bsky.social speaking the truth. Nothing takes me out of a movie more than actors with perfect, straight white teeth and impossible smooth faces. If you want human stories to connect with real people, cast humans that look like real people.

Imagine your mother accidentally discovers your boyfriend's egg insertion kink then you make up a lie about him being half chicken or some shit. Then shes go on Jimmy Kimmel and tells the whole world the lie you mad up

Be Christ-like, my friends Support sex workers

...Violence has no place in America...

Just a reminder during the holiday season

Cant wait to read Lizza's substack post about how Luzzi was giving Biden rusty trombones

If people want to understand why American politics went bananas in 2012, the reason is that the moderate black President took a modest but consequential step toward decoupling healthcare from employment and every billionaire immediately poured their entire portfolio into race-hate media

In the spirit of Thanksgiving, I just want to send a reminder that it's totally fine to cut off family members who are bigots and treat you badly. You aren't obligated to associate with them just because you share a gene pool. Go find joy.

Fun fact you can scroll bipolarsky and block the bigots who use the word bipolar as an insult

Ok its time to take social media away from everyone and shut the whole thing down.

Ten minutes ago: I'll NEVER be a Swifitie.... Now: 🎵🎵🎵 "his love was the key that opened my thighs..."

Thoughts and prayers going out to anyone working in a grocery store or food service industry today

Each Conjuring movie is worse than the last and even the best Conjuring movie (the first one) grants like 20-25% the pleasure of simply rewatching Poltergeist, a perfect movie, for the 50th time.

Polanski is definitely coming back for Rush Hour 4 isnt he?

The library is the safest place for doing drugs. You ever seen a cop who reads?

This is 100% about trying to get Brett Ratner another job isn't it?

Pretty sure not everyone knows this but I wish everyone did: Saying something critical of Republicans does not automatically equate to heaping equal and opposite praise on Democrats.

One thing I don’t like about Star Wars is how every Yoda is on the Jedi council or connected to a prophecy or a beloved cultural icon, it’s time for a Yoda who works at Buffalo Wild Wings and has a 2014 Ford Focus

LOL this man is absolutely the most embarrassing human being of all time.

Elon Musk is the worst kind of person alive right now: a wealth hoarder who forces people to pander to his ego because even though he lacks all talent, skill, and charisma, he still wants to cosplay as a multitudinal genius. Even the people that take his money despise him for buying their attention.

Green bean casserole is fucking disgusting throw that garbage off a cliff.

Number 1 Star Wars movie: Christmas Special because it has an Old Wookie cumming to VR Porn. End of list.

My most disgusting personality trait is that I really enjoy Christmas music and refuse to apologize for it.

I sincerely believe that most cops are rapists

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/

I mean, you spend your money on drugs, too, so lay off the fucking judgment