last horizon

Fernando Lemos, Luz Teimosa, 1949

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i've had a rough, low-news couple days and i missed that my state is considering doing the thing! anyone employed by ice is categorically unfit for any form of government service!!

Marlin Cookietray

Current* conditions near Grand Haven, MI:

When Bluesky croaks, it will be the Great Lakes live bots we miss the most for their beautiful, interesting, unusual and sometimes horrifying contributions to the day

summer has had its fun but I now call forth a long and unyielding winter

FU UK

I am so sick of seeing David Beckham

promising horizon

pointing out the hypocrisy of people who are lying about what they actually want will never get you anywhere. smugly owning them for the gaps in their logic. it's an exterminationist project, not a rhetorical one

I was recently told that my latest short humor piece for @mcsweeneys.net was their #1 most read article for all of last month (after being #2 in May)! That's so exciting to me!

"Hundreds of federal food-safety staff have been cut, and last July the CDC narrowed FoodNet — the sentinel network that provides early warnings of foodborne illness — from eight pathogens to two, dropping cyclospora altogether."

you should be able to get 5mg adderall over the counter if you promise the pharmacist you're not taking it for fun but rather so you can do boring office tasks more effectively. honor system

www.maptap.gg July 15 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 86🎓 92🏆 Final score: 934

discovered dev lemons universe and these videos have me absolutely *cackling* youtube.com/shorts/noAkS...

rich guy thats been a public office holder for decades and is planning on staying in power farting around like this until he is 99 years old like a dried up little peanut in a suit

The first thing we do in my peripatetic school is we go for a little stroll, and we stop, and everyone writes down what they see, just makes a big ole list, and then we walk another 15-20 minutes, and talk about what everyone saw, and then we do the same like 4x. Brute force consensus reality.

Socialism is what they called public power. Socialism is what they called social security. Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations. Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people. —Harry Truman, 1952

at the end of the day, the important part of covering a mass shooting is how much fun she had while her subject did some gender-based discrimination about her personal appearance. who could argue with that

they solved the Feynman sprinkler problem! www.nytimes.com/2026/07/14/s...

I really don’t think anyone has priced in how much appetite there is on our side for a politics of pure revenge, justice dispensed in wholesale rather than at retail

"The graffiti said: `I exist', `I live at this particular place'." - The Perfect Crime

Severed horizon

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apples

The message in chalk: "This is blood"

JUST IN: 13th straight rejection of DOJ's legal effort to compel states to turn over their voter rolls. George W. Bush-appointed Judge Thomas Johnston wonders what DOJ is really driving at. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Amazing! ICE kills a man ~7:30 am. 1st news report is an hour later. ~1:30 pm, a group of 𝒔𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒍 𝒉𝒖𝒏𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒅 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 marches in Main Street and "storms into the Biddeford office of [U.S.] Sen. Susan Collins." Would be hard to do in NYC. Biddeford pop. = 22,000! www.pressherald.com/2026/07/13/s...

Authorities say ICE shot and killed a person this morning in Maine. www.wmtw.com/article/signific...

Every dad of a certain age this morning

Looks like I was onto something www.weareravenous.com/restaurants-...

No surgeon general and our HHS secretary is … that guy…so federal health officials aren’t communicating that cyclosporiasis needs to be treated with specific antibiotics. (This CDC guidance is from 2024.) However they did post another video of RFK doing pullups. www.cdc.gov/cyclosporias...

LeeAnne Hutchison was at the Tony Awards watching her Broadway debut 'Liberation' win for Best Play. The next morning, she woke up and clocked in at Defenders Academy, a week-long trial skills program for public defenders from across the country.

For those who have forgotten the past 40 years: Tax cuts for the rich ...don’t trickle down Boosting military spending ...doesn’t bring peace Slashing regulations ...doesn’t create jobs Folks, we’ve seen this all before.

We don't often recognize speed as a bias, but it is, and the apps subtly discourage you from taking other factors into consideration by constantly reminding you how much longer an alternate route is as though an extra 5, 10, 15 minutes might be the end of the world.

No statement from Mitch McConnell on the sudden passing of his senate colleague? So much for decorum

every bob dylan song the same thing. ooh this little jangly instrumental intro is so nice. ah and isn’t that a lovely chord progression. very melodic. and here come the vocals and oh that’s right i just remembered i hate this

Graham went all in on trying to overthrow the Republic in 2020. Don't do this.

Many, many years ago I worked for a certain legal news website to which Lindsey Graham subscribed. Anyway i hardcoded it to always spell his name wrong in the top corner, no matter how many times he tried to manually correct it.

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serene horizon

man they’re REALLY not going to tell us that Mitch McConnell died now

WU TANG KILLA LADYBUGZ SWARM

chat is it bad that we want our leaders dead of rocket diarrhea

"any tributes for senator graham?" "well i do remember him, that's for sure"

snickering at the nyt front page change from "tributes pour in for lindsey graham" to "world leaders remember graham"

"The genitalia is but a special effect." - The Ecstasy of Communication

Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences