Goodbye Nina girl. You meant so much to us.

They're sitting around playing video games after filling out 10 job applications a day that they don't get any calls about

Let’s put the lady in the black tank top on all of our money. She’s more of a hero than anyone who works for ice.

My 4 faves (used Wikipedia so if one these is an album off my bad)

so many lame takes about how this franchise “jumped the shark” or “needs to be about racing again!” and I can’t explain it any clearer, the shark jumping is the point. The first movies are dumb and fun too why is everyone acting like we started with a HEAT level action movie? Enjoy fun dumb things!

April O’Neil should have been the focus of this movie. She’s a badass journalist who lives above an antique shop who’s taking down a ninja gang.

Now watching

There can be only one

WEAPONS (2025)

THE NAKED GUN is streaming on paramount + and I know things are bad but it’s the perfect movie. There is no situation that can’t be improved by watching this.

RIP and I'm stoked people are gonna find this part of her wiki entry.

Nina needs good vibes. Not reacting well to surgery and I desperately need her to come home.

David Cross folks.

We need a bigger tent, that’s why we must betray and expel the following types of people:

new recession indicator just dropped

people really forgot about gallagher

Happy #letterboxdfriday! Here are my #lastfourwatched Movies are fun.

joining the war on autism on the side of autism

Obviously I hate capitalism and all corporations but whenever ALDI comes out with something like this they get lumped into the Taco Bell category of “I’ll be sad when the revolution comes for them.”

Everyone please enjoy my film

Robert Redford playing a gentle incarnation of death, coming for a frightened old woman in The Twilight Zone episode "Nothing in the Dark" (1962). An extraordinary performance then, terribly bittersweet today

I sent this screenshot to someone and it looks like a Chick tract

“Tremors” - 1990

This also counts as political violence.

Thinking about him

Perfect headline. no notes

cam newton dresses like he drives a mechanical spider to work everyday

BORDERLANDS was a genuinely bad movie. I’ve played every game in this franchise and I was still so bored and lost pretty much the entire time. Everyone phoned it in, almost everyone was miscast and the plot was duller than dirt. Not even so bad it’s fun unfortunately.

Things feel uncertain right now, Illinois. I want you all to know we’re doing everything we can to protect your rights. Make sure you know how to stand up for yourself and others at illinoisimmigrationinfo.org.

My fiancé just tried to remember the title of LOOK WHOS TALKING and came up with “I know what you said”

I don't want to give the lady making fun of Alabama and acting superior about it any more engagement than she deserves. But if you think your state that votes 53% D is full of compassionate brain geniuses and another state that votes 47% D is full of evil morons, you are extremely incorrect.

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September

If you are okay with this, if you think this is justified, if you think people living on the street have brought this upon themselves, if you think this is good leadership, you may be able to fool yourself that you care about others but you don’t fool me

Double feature for tonight. Shoutout to the library for having the most insane collection of 90s movies I’ve ever seen.

Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

PHOEBE BRIDGERS: it feels like you played a lot more two-high last year STEVE SPAGNUOLO: that's right, phoebe

My neighborhood is bordered by a D1 college football stadium on one side and a soybean field on the other.

kids should be allowed to have phone in school. not a typo, i think there should be one giant thirty foot tall phone in each school that kids have to share. they will gather around it every day, hooting and hollering like the apes in 2001: a space odyssey

I'm playing Overwatch. I'm blunted off my ass playing Widow. Missing every shot. My teammates are going berserk and telling me to switch heroes. I won't switch. I will never switch. I spam NEED HEALING

Got to meet Isaac Brock and see Modest Mouse (first time ever seeing them live) this weekend. After 20+ years of fandom I had a whole speech planned about all my dead friends and his musics impact on our lives but I panicked and just said “thank you” and walked away.

Going on an Arnie kick because I was craving some goofy action. In my memory TOTAL RECALL was a fun movie with a ton of great one liners. The level of grittiness wasn’t something I was craving but I love Verhoeven’a style and it pairs so nicely with Arnold’s charm and humor.

I had to see Scooby Doo Jim Gaffigan and now so do you.

You're probably going to have to be slightly more specific than this.

Goodbye Mr Meow Meow. I wish I could have saved you too.

I love The Monkees so much

I often think about how The Keymaker was probably lowkey like "Hell yeah"

Dumbass Patrick Groom Indiana, Marriages, 1811-2019

#lastfourwatched #letterboxfriday