It’s been 3 months of distracting myself 6 if you count when I told you and you dragged me along And I still feel the pain like yesterday

A velvet noose with teeth Lace barely hanging on like your last three apologies Second chances you were never meant to give Your a slow song on bad decisions A bar fight with pouty lips You never fit inside anything clean But damn if you’re not a religion anyone would die in

Maybe it’s gone too far this time

I don’t have to shrink for a love that already knows my name

The only safe way to fly these days is off the handle

I’m going to a dark place, if anyone needs any dark place items

How does one "calm their tits"? Mine are all keyed up.

Dire gotta be my least favorite consequences

the despair is overwhelming yet I remain silly

I enjoy my own company SO much, maybe a little too much.

my love language is holding you hostage as i play music video after music video for your viewing pleasure

no babe I love your monster cock, the normal size ones scare me

Everything I’ve ever wanted was always within arms reach

save me, thing of 65 reese's peanut butter eggs from costco

owning your own business 🥰 setting your own hours 🫶 doing self employed taxes 😩

Wait They don’t love you like I love you

Lie to me and tell me everything is going to be ok, then kiss me

millennials will be like i know a banger and it's the reading rainbow theme song. and they're right

Once you find a few lies… then everything is reduced to that… a lie… the feelings, the praise, the compliments… lies

due to inflation it now costs $1.37 to be a nice person

oh lord it’s happening again!!!! (the need to rewatch the entire twilight saga)

I’m obsessed with this All his candy necklaces

first date idea we collect mysterious artifacts

my body has some nerve keeping the score, it doesnt even like this game

nothing is more eternal than what's been lost in this way, grief is a most faithful lover

Hot singles in your area want to ruin your life

stay humble eh 😘

I am the anglerfish in the ocean that is life 🚬

Plan a date & tell her to be ready. That’s her type 😍

My therapist said we could crash out this weekend if it’s okay with your therapist

What’s meant for me Will always find me

You’re fucked up and brilliant Look like a million dollar man So why is my heart broke

you can’t hurt my feelings my moms my biggest hater💅🏻

I’m a dreamer Sometimes my mind floods me with nostalgia I find myself wishing things were different

I am the way I am because everytime a man I was dating dropped the ball on big celebrations my dad sent me $500

Stop gaslighting people into feeling bad that they chose themselves over continuing to put up with your bullshit. It’s not that they didn’t “understand” you —or didn’t take their vows seriously, or “gave up” on you. They chose themselves IN-SPITE of the love they had/have for you.

the feminine urge to collect bags upon bags of teeth